CHAPTER 2

Thinking, A Fanny Attack, And Freaking-Out

Numbuh 4 was in his room, thinking.

"If I was Numbuh 3, what would I decorate a party with?" he thought. "I know! Rainbow Monkeys." Then Numbuh 86 climbed into his window.

"Hi Wally!" said Numbuh 86.

"Gah!" said Numbuh 4. "You said you'd see me tomorrow!"

"I couldn't wait!" said Numbuh 86. "Whatcha' doin'?"

"Nothing you should know of!" yelled Numbuh 4. "Go!"

"You're planning for Numbuh 3's party!" yelled Fanny. "You didn't plan for my party when I asked you to! I get it. You haven't told her yet."

"Told her about us," said Fanny in a romantic tone.

"1.There is nothing going on between us!" yelled Numbuh 4. "2.Get outta my room!"

"Numbuh 4?" asked Numbuh 3. "What's going on in there?" She opened the door and saw Fanny. "Gasp!" she gasped. "Get away from my boyfriend, STALKER!" Then she got her S.T.A.L.K.E.R. Numbuh 4 had accidentally ripped a regular Rainbow Monkey, so he got Numbuh 2 to stitch it up, and add 2x4 technology into it. He called it, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. (Sucker Timid And Loathed Kicked Endlessly 'Round). The S.T.A.L.K.E.R. kicked Fanny around for about 15 minutes. Then it kicked her out the window.

"Thank you!" yelled Numbuh 4. "I can finally work on the party!"

"You're welcome!" said Numbuh 3. "I wish Fanny would leave you alone!"

"Me too," said Numbuh 4, with an expression of annoyance on his face. "I've already planned what the decorations will be."

"They're not bloody and gory, right?" asked Numbuh 3.

"Of course not!" said Numbuh 4. Numbuh 3 let out a sigh of relief.

"They're full of "The Carbs"!" said Numbuh 2, not realizing what he had just said. Numbuh 3's face went pale. She ran to Numbuh 4, holding him tight. Her hands were clammy, and she was shivering.

"The Carbs" were Numbuh 3's "family". They had killed her TWICE in the past. Now, they're in jail, but even the thought of them made Numbuh 3 freak-out.

"Numbuh 2!" yelled Numbuh 4. "You know how she feels about "them"!"

Saying "them" made Numbuh 3 freak-out even more.

"Crud!" yelled Numbuh 4. He went over to Numbuh 3 to comfort her.

"What's going on in here!" yelled Numbuh 5. "Numbuh 5 is trying to do her work for the party!"

"Accidentally, I brought up the subject of "The Carbs"," said Numbuh 2, right after Numbuh 3 calmed down. She started to freak-out again.

"Numbuh 2!" yelled Numbuh 4 and Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 5 was whacking Numbuh 2 with her hat, Numbuh 4 was trying to calm Numbuh 3 down, Numbuh 3 was freaking out, Numbuh 2 was yelling "Ow" because Numbuh 5 was hitting him, and who knows what Numbuh 1 was doing! Then Numbuh 1 came in the room.

"What is with all the racket?" yelled Numbuh 1. "I'm trying to work!"

"Don't ask," said Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 5.

(A/N: Me: So we finally get back to the subject of "The Carbs". Numbuh 3: AAHHH! Numbuh 4: meowmeow16! Me: He hurting me!Ow!)