Chapter 3 : Never Mess With Em' Lovers
OOCness and AUness
Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto! Hahaha
-Huggies my Benny Plushie- Well here we go Chapter 3!
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One Morning, Naruto woke up. Naked from last night's make out with Kakashi.
"Oh God, I'm still feeling the after effects." He mumbled as he was about to look at Kakashi.
When he looked, Kakashi wasn't there beside him. Shocked, he sat up and stared at what was once Kakashi. Now, was only an empty space, he started to look everywhere.
Kakashi was nowhere in sight, suddenly, Kakashi came in wet from taking a bath. He was drying his hair with a towel and his lower part of the body, covered with a towel.
"Anything wrong?" asked Kakashi, drying up his wet hair.
Naruto started to drool, "Nothing, sensei. Everything's just fine."
Kakashi laughed at the sight of him drooling, he was drooling more than a mere person could do.
"Naruto, not now, I just took a bath. Besides we have to clean this room." Kakashi continued, "You take a bath too."
"Why do we have to clean the room? It looks fine to me." Naruto replied, scratching his head.
"Notice the smell."
Naruto began to sniff and noticed, "Hey! The room smells like something."
"Smells like sex doesn't it?"
They both stared at each other for a second and laughed.
"Oh God, Just take a bath and dress up Naruto!" said Kakashi trying to stop himself from laughing.
Few hours later…
Kakashi treated Naruto to Ramen, after a hard night and day's work. He looked at his student eating one ramen bowl after another while reading 'Icha Icha Paradise'. Naruto's face a got a little messy but it was cute to him. He didn't mind it at all. He just wiped his student's dirty little face, while giving him a loving smile but it would be hard to notice that smile of his.
Jiraiya was just passing by when all of a sudden he saw Kakashi wiping Naruto's face.
"Weird, I've never seen Kakashi do that to one of his students before." Jiraiya sweat dropped.
Jiraiya came closer, and sat down beside the two, "You guys having a nice time?"
"We're having a nice time, alright." Kakashi replied happily, turning another page of 'Icha Icha Paradise'
Naruto listening to their conversation accidentally bit his lower lip, which made it bleed. The wound was a little deep for it, which made it bleed more than usual.
"Atatata! It's bleeding." Naruto said trying to stop the bleeding.
"Be a man, Naruto, that's just a little bite!" said Jiraiya laughing.
Kakashi placed the magazine he was reading down to the table and said, "Let me help you."
Kakashi began to suck Naruto's lower lip, which made Jiraiya stop laughing and stare at them.
'Is this what I think?' thought Jiraiya in shock, 'Kakashi's gay?'
Jiraiya looked at Naruto's face; his face showed pleasure of what his teacher was doing to him.
Jiraiya was shocked and started to stutter, "K-K-Kakashi, Wh-Wha-What a- are you doing to y-y-your stu-student?"
"There you go Naruto, all done." Kakashi looked at him, "I'm just making sure that no foreign bodies came in there, Jiraiya. We should always take care of our students, right?"
"Y-Yeah!" said Jiraiya standing up and backing away, "I'll just be going for a while to, you know! Gather data!" he ran away and hid behind a wall.
'A teacher-student relationship, even worse, Kakashi and Naruto?' he thought to himself while breathing hard.
He took a quick look back and saw the two lovebirds smiling at each other, but not just any ordinary smile. A smile that lovers do, you know, those loving sweet tender smiles that you just can't get enough of.
"Just as what I was thinking, they do have a relationship!" Jiraiya said loudly to himself.
"Who has a relationship?"
He turned to look at the person, "Kakashi and Naruto!"
He fell dumbfounded upon seeing a pink headed girl carrying grocery bags, "Sakura?"
"Did you say Naruto and Kakashi sensei?" exclaimed Sakura shocked.
Jiraiya replied, "Yes!"
They both peeked at the side of the walls; they saw Naruto and Kakashi talking together until some of the ramen went on the little kitsune's face. Kakashi quickly licked the ramen off.
Sakura fell in shock, "They do have one!"
"They do have what?"
The two looked and said, "Kakashi and Naruto have a relationship."
Once again, they fell dumbfounded and saw Gaara shocked, "Kakashi and Naruto?"
The two nodded and went back to peeking but this time, Gaara was with them.
Naruto and Kakashi were having a loving moment. The Kitsune boy was full and he was in his sensei's arms.
The three went back and stared at each other. They gave each other a look that said, 'What-the-hell-should-we-do-about-this-it's-forbidden-for-a-teacher-and-student-to-have-a-relationship!'
How did they show that look? We'll never know… -Twilight Zone BGM-
They were about to leave when all of a sudden they saw, Kakashi reading his magazine and Naruto with his arms on the back of his head.
"You guys, talking about us?" said Kakashi placing his magazine inside his pocket.
"No, we're not talking about anything!" said Sakura, nervously.
Kakashi glared at them, "Oh really now?"
"Neh, sensei, what do we do with those who snoop on other people's business again?" said Naruto looking at Kakashi.
He placed his hand on his student's head, "Like always, we kick their asses!"
Few moments later…
"That was great exercise!" said Naruto stretching.
Kakashi patted his lover's head, "You did great today, now for the real, fight!" Kakashi quickly carried Naruto and ran back home and left the three in an uncomfortable position.
Jiraiya, tied upside down with his head, dunked on the water continuously, Sakura hanged on a tree and left for bait to the dogs and Gaara's head stuck in a jar tied up also.
That comes to show you that you should never mess with em' lovers… Ever…
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What do you guys think? Hope you enjoyed it! Oh yeah someone requested more SasuNaru, well I'll try to bump that in my story plan. –snuggies my Benny plushie- See you next time on Chapter 4!