Chapter 4 : Chocolate it's an Aphrodisiac

OOCness and AUness

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto and never ever will. Also I do not own Spongebob.

-huggies my Benny plushie- Well here we go Chapter 4! I based some parts of this fic from Spongebob, just to let you guys know heh.

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Few days later, Naruto received a letter from Kakashi saying that he was sent on a TOP SECRET MISSION and that he wouldn't be back for a few days.

He had nothing to do, he was lonely, he looked at the side of the bed where Kakashi usually lies down. He missed Kakashi, he wanted him back but he knew that he won't come back until the mission was over.

'I wonder how Sensei is doing.' Naruto thought as he stared at the ceiling.

Meanwhile where Kakashi is…

"Be careful Iruka," said Kakashi staring at the being they were supposed to destroy, "This purple dinosaur is fiercer than it looks."

Iruka gave out a nod and quickly went over the opposite side of the room to make sure that the purple dinosaur, surrounded.

Iruka gave out a signal, that it was time to attack.

They both charged at the purple dinosaur, Kakashi gave it a few strong blows but it was uneffective! It's blubbery and mascoty body absorbed it.

Iruka attacked it as well but still uneffective.

"What is this thing?" yelled Iruka, backing away.

Kakashi glared at their target, "It's who they call Barney…"

Back at where Naruto is…

He went out and looked everywhere if he could find something to do. He kept on thinking about Kakashi, he knew that his beloved sensei wouldn't want him sad. Therefore, he tried to cheer himself up.

While he walking down the road, he saw something that caught his eye. A booth that said, 'APPLY IF YOU WANT TO SELL CHOCOLATE (for a day)', since he had nothing to do, he applied.

The money was going to him anyway, so it's nice, he walked around trying to sell all the chocolate in the box. Which are a 100.

He passed by Jiraiya, he thought about selling some to him, "Hey!" called Naruto.

Jiraiya looked at him, "What do you want now?" said Jiraiya glaring at him; he could not forget what the two did to him days ago.

"I want to sell some chocolate to you!" said Naruto with a big wide smile.

Jiraiya looked at him pathetically, "After what you and that sensei of yours did to me days ago?" yelled Jiraiya, "I ain't buying any chocolate from you."

Jiraiya walked away.

Something then came to Naruto's mind, an episode from Spongebob where he was selling chocolate!

On his mind…

"Gosh, Patrick, at this rate, we're not going to be able to sell chocolate." Spongebob gave out a sigh, "Something seems distracting us."

Patrick stares at the picture of a fat 10 year old stuffed full of chocolate.

Spongebob looks at a billboard of some junk food and reads, 'It's Delicious!'. (Sorry guys, I don't remember it that much!)

"It is most certainly not delicious! Yet they sell millions of bags everyday!" said Spongebob in a scrunched face.

Patrick smiled, "Not the way I use em'" he continued, "Well, if they didn't stretch the truth that much, they wouldn't sell as much."

"That's it, Patrick! We've gotta stretch the truth!"

Back to reality…

Naruto knew it was not the way of a ninja to lie, so he just remembered what his sensei said before they made some lovin'.

Flash back…

Kakashi was eating chocolates, which made Naruto wonder, 'Why is sensei, eating that?'

He noticed the wonder on Naruto's face and he knew just what to answer, "Chocolate is also an Aphrodisiac." He handed one to Naruto as well, "Enjoy."

End of Flash back…

"It's also an Aphrodisiac!" exclaimed Naruto happily.

Those words stopped Jiraiya, and made him turn around. "I'll take 20!"

'First customer, I'm so lucky!' thought Naruto.

Jiraiya walked away happily, ready to try it all out.

20 down 80 to go! Naruto was ready to look for another, he saw Gaara passing by.

He quickly ran to him and asked him, "Gaara, could you buy some of my chocolate?"

Gaara glared at him, "For what you did to me? I am not buying! I rather kill you and tear you into pieces!"

Naruto quickly turned into a chibi with kitsune ears and tail, "Please!" his lips began to quiver.

"Oh okay! Okay!" said Gaara giving up, "I'll take one."

Naruto gave one to Gaara, 1 down 79 to go!

Gaara tasted it, then suddenly his eyes widened, he began to eat it whole. He became silent.

"Err… Gaara, you okay?" asked Naruto nervously.

Gaara suddenly looked at him, "Chocolate…"

"You sure you're okay?" Naruto started to back away.

"CHOOOOCCOOOOOLLLLAAAATTTTTTEEEEEE!" screamed Gaara.

Naruto ran for his life, and Gaara chased him while yelling, "CHHHOOOOOOCCCCOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEE!"

After a while, Naruto lost Gaara, he looked for another customer, Gai was there by the corner, blabbing with his corny lines and thinks he's the coolest man ever to live.

He came closer to Gai, "Want to buy some of my chocolate?"

"Oh yes! Chocolate, the food of youth, let me taste this youthful blah blah blah! Blah blah!" Gai says this with a lame pose.

Half an hour later… -elevator music-

"So are you going to buy one or not?" said Naruto losing his patience.

Gai gave once again a lame pose, "I would buy one for it is what you, youth blah blah blah! Blah blah!"

Half an hour later once again… -I like Chicken Pie! Mmmm… Raisins…-

"OH JUST BUY ONE ALREADY!" yelled Naruto with fiery eyes.

Gai didn't pay much attention though, "I'll take 5!"

Naruto gave out a sigh of relief, "Atlast." He gave what Gai wanted and walked away.

5 down 74 to go. This is going to be a long day…

He managed to sell some chocolate but he didn't manage to sell them all. Mostly is because most women are on diets. Oh come on! They order 5 Large popcorns, 6 boxes of donuts, 8 bowls of noodles and a diet cola! It's because they're on a diet! Well not all of em' are like these, but you know what I mean. 63 chocolate bars left to sell, still have a long way to go.

Once again, he looked for buying customers; it was hard, to find one especially with those women on a diet. While he was walking around he passed by Sasuke, leaning against the wall.

"Having fun, selling those chocolates?" said Sasuke, "You know I could just buy them all if you…"

"NO WAY!" Naruto looked away and walked in a different direction.

"You'll be crawling back to me someday, SOMEDAY!" he yelled out at the blonde boy who just ignored him, he started to laugh maniacally, "YOU'LL BE BEGGING!"

Everyone started to look at him as if he was some sort of freak.

"Mommy, mommy, why is that boy laughing by himself?" said a little random boy to his random mom.

"Hush random boy, stop looking at him." Random mom said, bringing her son to a safe distance.

Kitsune boy couldn't find customers anymore, 63 chocolate bars left, what's he supposed to do with these.

"CCCCCHHHHHOOOOOOOOCCCCCCCCCOOOOOOLLLLLLLLAAAAAATTTTTTTEEEEEE!"

'Gaara?' thought Naruto as he turned around to see a boy running at him while screaming Chocolate that could collapse the great wall of China.

Naruto fell on his back, as Gaara was already there right infront of him.

"At last, I have finally caught up to you…" said Gaara breathing heavily.

Naruto was freaked out of what was happening, 'What's he going to do to me?'

"I want to buy all of your chocolate!" Gaara said with a wide smile.

Naruto was relieved and gave the whole box to Gaara. His money was enough to buy more than 5 bowls of ramen.

He went to the ramen stand and ordered one, when he was about to split his chopsticks. It broke in half.

'Something bad just happened.' He thought as he looked at the chopsticks, 'Oh well I guess I could get another one of these chopsticks.'

Meanwhile at where Kakashi is…

Kakashi was in a life-death situation, hugged by Barney.

"Aggh! Let me go!" yelled Kakashi as he was struggling to get out of the Purple Dinosaur's grasp.

"Oh come on, it's just a little hug!" said Barney in his stupid voice.

Iruka charged and gave Barney a strong kick at the head, which made him drop Kakashi.

"Iruka…" said Kakashi standing up, "I want you to leave me here."

Iruka was surprised of Kakashi's orders, "No I can't leave you Kakashi!"

"No, you must." Kakashi continued, "I want you to take care of Naruto for me if I don't come back."

"But…"

"No Buts! Leave now! Or I'll be forced to kill you!" yelled Kakashi.

Iruka nodded then left, he knew that no matter what how much he tries to convince Kakashi, he wouldn't ever change his mind.

"Now, give me your best shot Barney!" exclaimed Kakashi positioning for an attack.

Back at where Naruto is…

A tear from his eye dripped down the Ramen he was eating, he paused for a while, something happened, and it's not about chopsticks. He continued to eat, something kept bothering him, and he just doesn't know what it was.

He suddenly felt a cold feeling, he looked behind it was Sasuke.

"What do you want now?" said Naruto continuing to eat his ramen.

Sasuke just gave out a smirk, "Nothing much…" and placed his hand over Naruto's nose, which contained sleeping powder.

Naruto collapsed and fell asleep.

Sasuke once again laughed like one of them maniacs, "Yes, you'll be mine! Kakashi was a fool of leaving you."

People once again stared at him like a freak.

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So how was chapter 4? No flames please, I hope you review my fic though. In addition, hoped you guys enjoyed! –hugs my Benny plushie- I love my Benny Trying to budge in the SasuNaru, more on Chapter 5.