Chapter 5 : Kidnapped

OOCness and AUness

Disclaimer : I do not own Naruto… CHICKEN YAH!

-huggies my Benny plushie- Wow, Chapter 5. I hope people are reading this fic of mine.

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Iruka managed to get back safely, he was worried about Kakashi, but he must do what he has promised. Kakashi's chance of survival was 20 with that condition of his.

Iruka started to ask around of where Naruto is, he passed by Gai, just to make sure, he asked him.

"Yo! Gai, have you seen Naruto anywhere?" asked Iruka,

Gai replied with a nod and said, "He just sold me these chocolates, that food youth Blah blah blah! Blah blah! Blah blah blah!" yes, people, with the lame pose.

Before it could stretch to half an hour, he bonked Gai on the head with a baseball bat that came out of nowhere.

"Just tell me where he is or I'll peel off that thick eyebrows of yours!" said Iruka with demonic eyes.

Gai was still acting cool though lame, "He went to sell other chocolates over there, and maybe he's still trying to sell some. Oh Youth, blah blah blah, blah blah, yata yata, chatter, chatter."

Iruka left Gai with a sweat drop on his head.

Iruka looked everywhere and asked around but wherever he went, Naruto wasn't there. He thought that maybe, he should ask Jiraiya.

He went to the bar, and there he saw Jiraiya surrounded by sexy bootylicious women.

"Jiraiya, Do you know where Naruto is?"

Jiraiya looked at him, "Oh! Naruto, tell him that the chocolate worked! Woohoo!"

"Like I was asking, where's Naruto?" asked Iruka.

Jiraiya laughed loudly, "He might be there somewhere, I saw him getting chased by Gaara, maybe Gaara knows."

He gave Jiraiya his thanks and ran out, Gaara, he's a very dangerous boy, he must hurry.

Iruka went into the little desert boy's room and saw him eating one whole box of chocolate.

"Gaara, where's Naruto?" asked Iruka with a sweat drop.

Gaara looked at him with his face all messy because of the chocolate, "Oh, he went to the ramen restaurant, I saw him with Sasuke there. I don't know but, have you checked his room?"

Iruka slapped his forhead, 'Why didn't I check his room… Wait! Naruto and Sasuke? I thought…"

Flashback…

Kakashi was sitting at the fields, looking at a yellow flower he just picked, Iruka was curious of what he was doing and sat down with him, "Kakashi, what are you doing?"

He looked at him with a smile on his face, "What do you think of a teacher and a student having a relationship?"

Iruka was shocked of what Kakashi just said, "Why would you ask that Kakashi? Don't tell me you're with that pink headed student of yours, Sakura?"

Kakashi looked at him pathetically, "That pink headed freak who's obsessed with Sasuke?" he sweat dropped.

"Guess not," Iruka continued, "Who then?"

Kakashi looked back at the flower again, "Well, he's my student with the blonde hair." He said with a smile.

"NARUTO?" yelled out Iruka in shock with jaw dropping action.

The love struck, Kakashi gave out a nod, and started twirling the flower all around.

End of Flashback…

Iruka quickly ran to Naruto's room, and when he slammed the door open, it was empty. No one was in there, then he saw a note. It was from Sasuke! He quickly read it and it said:

To KAKASHI,

I have taken Naruto, yes that beloved student of yours. I'll make him mine Kakashi, MINE I TELL YOU! You were a fool on going on to that mission, you left Naruto unguarded, you can't stop Kakashi, you know why? It's because no one can! BWAHAHAHAHAHH! The time you would be reading this, it would be too late. Yes you heard me too late. For I am Sasuke, and when I say you are too late that means you're too late, you can't have him for I am Sasuke. Yes, he's mine and mine alone! Oh yeah, I want the 5 bucks you owe me back.

PS : Bring muffins. I'm starving…

Sasuke

"Naruto's been kidnapped?" yelled out Iruka in shock.

"What Naruto, Kidnapped?"

He looked behind him and saw Kakashi injured, "Kakashi you're alive!"

"No time for that! We have to save Naru-" Kakashi collapsed.

Iruka rushed him to the hospital. The doctors examined him, turned out that, his ribs were severely damaged due to the damaged caused by Barney's hugs, the doctor even said that he should be confined for a month.

Moments later Kakashi woke up and found himself in a hospital.

"Why am I here?" said Kakashi being broken up by his coughing.

Iruka was right beside the bed watching over him, "You collapsed; also the doctor said that you should be confined for a month."

Kakashi sat up, "No, I need to save him!"

Iruka made him lie down, "With this condition of yours you won't make it!"

Kakashi fell silent for a while, then he said, "Iruka, if you're loved one is in danger wouldn't you try to save her, even if you were in this condition of mine?"

Touched by Kakashi's love for Naruto, he decided to help him. "Okay then Kakashi, but don't tell me I didn't warn you."

Kakashi's face lightened up, "Thank you, Iruka."

Iruka fell red, "Err… Yeah, you're welcome…"

They got out from the hospital and headed back to prepare for the challenge awaiting them.

"What do you need?" asked Iruka, ready for Kakashi's order.

Kakashi stood silently, "Muffins… Lots and lots of Muffins."

Iruka quickly put on oven mits and opened up an oven that come out of nowhere, and threw the muffins at Kakashi, "Catch!"

Kakashi jumped and caught all of them in mid-air at a blink of an eye in a box. "Let's get going! To the Kakashi mobile!"

Both of them slid down a pole, Kakashi and Iruka landed on a… Pink girly bicycle with a little red cart tied on it?

"This is the Kakashi mobile?" exclaimed Iruka.

Kakashi smiled wide, "This is not just any old pink bicycle, it's THE pink bicycle. Equipped with a yellow reflector, colorful multi-colored strings coming out of it's handles. Flowery designs at the side! A little basket to carry your things in, last but not the least, it is equipped with a horn to signal those who are infront of you!" Kakashi beeps the horn, Squeak! Squeak!

'This is going to be a long day…' thought Iruka.

Meanwhile at Sasuke's SUPER SECRET UNDERWATER SUBMARINE(that is shaped like himself)… (Think Austin Powers)

Naruto,tied up on a chair, slowly woke up and was susprised to find himself in such a place. "Where am I?"

"In my underwater submarine…" Sasuke said with his chair turning around dramatically to show himself.

"Sasuke? You won't get away with this!" said Naruto trying to free himself.

Sasuke laughed evily, "Oh I certainly can! Your Kakashi would never, find my lair. You shall be mine and forever mine!"

"That's where you're wrong!"

Sasuke looked at his right side in shock as he saw, Kakashi busting in with his pink girly bicycle and Iruka sitting at the cart at the back.

Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped.

Kakashi threw a box at that contained the muffins at Sasuke, "There! Like you ordered freshly baked muffins."

"Good, good… What about the 5 bucks you owe me?"

Silence…

"I err… forgot my wallet." Kakashi said scratching his head.

"YOU STILL WON'T GET HIM ANYWAY! GUARDS!"

Iruka and Kakashi positioned to fight.

Sasuke placed his pinky on his lips; (Think Dr.Evil from Austin Powers) "Isn't my body full of seamen." Sasuke continued, "Get it? Seamen?"

All of them except Sasuke sweat dropped.

A vein popped out of his head, "Get them!"

Moments later…

"You think you could fight all my seamen?" exclaimed Sasuke laughing like a maniac.

Kakashi and Iruka, tied up as well, there were too many seamen. (The word 'Seamen' makes me think of it wrong.)

"Now, I should find a way to dispose you Kakashi and have Naruto all to myself!"

Kakashi started to hop on his chair, "You can't kill me Sasuke!"

"Why not?"

He destroyed the ropes around him, wore a white mask and took out a chainsaw, "Now you know why!"

Kakashi started chasing everyone before them and killed anyone on his way.

"Oh God, Kakashi sensei's being a maniacal killer again. It turns me on! I swear that when we get back home, I'm going to suck his-!" Naruto's sentence got cut off by Iruka.

"I get it, already!" yelled Iruka.

After killing most of the people there, Kakashi turned around and faced, Sasuke, "You…"

Hours later…

Kakashi carrying the sleeping Naruto at his back Iruka went home.

"Such a sleepy head Naruto is." Iruka said looking at Naruto.

Kakashi smiled, "He can't help it, it has been a long day for him."

"True, times of loneliness, he sold chocolate, and even got kidnapped." Iruka said laughing.

"Kakashi…Sensei…" sleep talked Naruto.

Iruka smiled at the both of them, "You love each other so much don't you?"

Kakashi nodded as a reply.

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End

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Some place where Sasuke is…

Sasuke, tied upside down, above a group of horny fan girls.

"You'll pay for this Kakashi!" yelled out Sasuke, "You will pay!"

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-Huggies my Benny plushie- The beginning of this chapter is dramatic, well kinda… not sure. Anyway, hope you liked it, someone said my story's confusing, well it's okay, I confuse myself too. Sorry for submitting just now, phone bill wasn't paid so disconnected. I'm going to make another fic, but it's gonna take somewhat of a long time. Writer's block, please forgive me, readers of my fic. Even if they are just a few, heh. I'm still doing my best for them.