Title: Pippin In My Cupboard?
Genre: Humor/General
Rating: G later chapters may go up because of language
Warning: hyper randomness, very little plot, first-fic.
Disclaimer: I do not own Lord of the Rings or Knight's Tale (poor me). All I own is me (Lindy), Emily, and Ryan (but don't try to tell Em or Ryan that) and the plot (or lack thereof).
A/N: italics are the thoughts of whoever's pov I'm using
Spider, Lime green pajamas, Pippin???
Lindy's POV
Summer was finally here. I had just driven to Emily's house. I can't believe I'm staying at Em's for two weeks! This is so awesome! I knocked on the door. Emily came out followed by her dog, Girl.
"Hey Lindy! My parents are gonna be gone for a few days."
"Awesome!"
Em grabbed a bottle of perfume and started looking for spiders. She found one and squirted it with perfume until we could both hardly breathe through the fumes.
"So what do you wanna do?"
"I dunno."
10 minutes later
"I'm bored."
2 1/2 hours later
"I'm still bored."
"Why don't we go bug Ryan?"
"Em? It's 10:30."
"Really?"
"Yeah."
Rinnnggggg!!!!!!!!
Em grabbed the phone.
"Hey, Ryan!"
I grabbed the phone from her.
"Hey! Whassup?"
"Hi Lindy. You guys wanna come over?"
"Sorry dude, your parents are scarier than Gandalf in a bikini."
Em grabbed the phone back. I chased her around the living room trying to regain possession of the phone. I tripped over the coffee table and landed flat on my face. Stupid Table!
"Uh huh...ok...we'll be over in a few minutes."
I yelled at the phone, "That's Emily-minutes, so don't expect us before 11!"
Em glared at me and hung up.
"So what's going on?"
"His parents are gone."
"Ryan's parents left him home alone?"
"Yeah, I know. I thought they were smarter than that."
11 pm
"C'mon, Em! Hurry up!"
"Just a minute!"
11:30 pm
"Hurry up!"
"Just a minute!"
"You said that a half-hour ago!"
11:45 pm
We were finally walking over to Ryan's. A dude driving down the street was staring at us.
"What's the matter? Ain't ya never seen someone walking down the street in her pajamas before?"
Em looked slightly embarassed.
"Why lime green pajamas and fuzzy pink bunny slippers?"
"I dunno. Felt like it, I guess."
I knocked on Ryan's door.
"Come on in guys!"
We did. Ryan was playing a computer game. I put on my most threatening Eowyn impression.
"I AM NO GUY!!!"
"No, you're just a silly girl."
"Well, better a silly girl with a flower than a silly boy with a horse and a stick."
"It's called a lance, hellloooo?"
"Whatever!"
Em walked in.
"Ryan, get off the computer!"
"Hey, let's watch Fellowship of the Ring!"
Ryan ignored us. Em pulled the hair on his toes.
"Owwwwwwwww!!!!!!"
He kicked her. She punched him.
"I'm gonna give you a dead leg!"
"Both of you, STOP FIGHTING!!!!!"
They did, eventually, and we put in Fellowship of the Ring.
Emily's POV (later)
Lindy got up to go to the bathroom, and I went to the kitchen to see if I could find some popcorn. Popcorn, Popcorn? Dishes, Flour, Sugar, Pippin, Cookies, Popcorn! Wait a minute! PIPPIN????
"AAAAAAHHHHH!!!"