Warning: Randomness, pwp (plot? what plot?)

Disclaimer: I don't own Lord of the Rings or Veggie Tales. If I did, I would be very happy and definitely never eat vegetables again, but I don't. Poor me. (Somebody buy me Pippin for my birthday ok?)

Aragorn, Veggie Tales, HELP!

Lindy's POV

I got up to go to the bathroom. I opened the bathroom door and saw Aragorn sitting on the floor looking confused. Huh?

"I haven't been sniffing permanent markers, honest!"

Aragorn looked even more confused.

"Hey, Ryan! Do you know Aragorn's in your bathroom?"

Is Emily screaming?

Ryan's POV

I got up to see what Emily was shrieking about when I heard Lindy yell, "Hey, Ryan! Do you know Aragorn's in your bathroom?"

What the heck?! Emily screamed again. Then I heard a loud Thunk! What's going on? I went into the kitchen. I saw Emily lying fainted on the floor. The cupboard door slammed shut, and I heard someone yell, "Oi! Watch what you're doing!" Huh? I slowly opened the cupboard door and saw. . . Pippin?! What the heck? Pippin was crammed in my cupboard. Hey! He's eating my oreos!

"You mind helping me? I'm kind of stuck!"

"Uh, right."

So I pulled Pippin out of the cupboard. Just then someone yelled, "HELP!"

It came from the direction of the bathroom. I ran towards the bathroom, and there was Aragorn sitting in the middle of the floor. Lindy was sitting on his lap. So I sat on Lindy. She started talking.

"Are you really a king? Cuz, if you are, you should wear a crown, or maybe a tiara. I think you'd look pretty in a tiara. Isn't Frodo annoying? I read that one of the Took ancestors had a fairy wife, but aren't fairies elves? A hobbit and an elf, that would be really weird. But then again maybe not. I mean your girlfriend was so totally hitting on Frodo, wasn't she?"

Lindy stopped to catch her breath. Aragorn finally managed to push us off his lap. Lindy went and sat in the bathtub pouting.

Emily's POV

I woke up on the kitchen floor. I must have fallen asleep. That dream seemed so real! The movie was still playing and I heard Lindy talking. She and Ryan were probably playing some stupid computer game. What was I doing again? Oh yeah! Popcorn! So I made popcorn.

Ryan's POV

Aragorn was backing towards the door looking really confused. Lindy started singing.

"Ooooh, where is my hairbrush? Oh, where is my hairbrush? Oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, where, oh, WWHHHEEEEEEERRRREE is my hairbrush?"

Now Aragorn looked scared. Pippin was smirking. I went to the kitchen to find something to edible-ate.

Emily's POV

Ryan came into the kitchen. Lindy was singing Veggie Tales songs.

"We are the grapes of wrath! We never take a bath! There's no escape from stinky grapes! We are the grapes of wrath!"

"Why is Lindy singing?"

"You don't want to know."

"You're probably right."

"Everybody has a water buffalo! Mine is fast, but yours is slow! Where we got them I don't know! But everybody has a water buffalooooooooo!!!"

Just about then, Aragorn ran into the kitchen looking scared. Aragorn?!?!?!?!?!?!?

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

20 seconds later

I stopped screaming. Aragorn really was standing in Ryan's kitchen. This might be a dream, but if it is, it's a good one.

Ryan's POV

Emily screamed. And screamed. And screamed some more. Finally she stopped. She stood there looking confused for a second. Then, all of a sudden, she ran over to Aragorn and wrapped her arms around his neck. Aragorn looked even more scared and confused than he did a minute ago. I started laughing. Lindy came into the kitchen singing.

"If you like to waltz with potatoes up and down the produce AISLLLLEE, have we got a show for you. VEGGIE TALES! VEGGIE TALES! VEGGIE TALE. . .Wha-?"

She saw Em clinging to Aragorn. Then Lindy ran over and hugged Aragorn-- hard. He could barely breathe.

"Hi, Em!"

"Pfft! Back off! He's mine! Mine. My own. My precious."

"Precious? He's been called that before and not by you."

Lindy released Aragorn. Em laughed. Then Pippin walked in. Aragorn tried to walk over to Pip, but Em was still hanging from his neck.

"Help! Pippin, help me!"

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