Warning: Randomness, PWP

Disclaimer: I still don't own Lord of the Rings. (someone buy me Pippin for Christmas okey dokey?) Emily has informed me that she owns herself, so now I only own Ryan and me. (Shhh! don't tell Ryan!) I don't own Selena, either. (actually I do, but it's just the dvd) And I definitely don't own the Backstreet Boys, NSync, or Britney Spears. (If I did, I would have to shoot them, and put them out of my misery, muahahaha!)

If Arwen could see you now, Backstreet Boys, TAPE!

Pippin's POV

I walked around looking for the kitchen. I found it, but I also found Aragorn with a girl hanging around his neck. It wasn't the girl that was singing earlier. That one was sittting on the table laughing so hard she was crying. Aragorn walked toward me with the girl still clinging to him.

"Help! Pippin, help me!"

This was too funny! There was no way I was helping him out of this one! As Aragorn walked towards me the other girl, the one who had been singing about a hair brush, stuck out her foot and tripped Aragorn. The boy burst out laughing.

"Nice one, Lindy!"

Lindy turned a lovely shade of purple as she tried to laugh and breathe at the same time and discovered she couldn't. There was Aragorn lying on the floor with the girl on top of him. I couldn't help it; I had to say something!

"Tsk tsk, Aragorn, I think Arwen should hear about this!"

"Shut up!"

"DOG PILE!!!!"

Lindy's POV

Everyone was now sitting on Aragorn. Oh if looks could kill... I had an irresistable urge to sing.

"Como la flor. Tanto amor. Me diste tu. Se marchito. Mi marcho hoy, pero, aaaaaaaayyyy, como me duele."

"SHUT UP!!!"

"Don't wanna, and just for that I'm gonna sing something else! I don't care who you are, where you're from, don't care what you did, as long as you love me."

"NO!!!!! Backstreet Boys! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Em and Ryan went running outside. Pippin looked confused. We got off Aragorn. I ran outside singing.

"Oooops, I did it again. I played with your heart, made you believe we're more than just friends. Oooh baby, baby!"

Em and Ryan ran back inside.

Ryan's POV

Noooooo! Make it stop! Tape! Where's tape? The pantry! I ran to the pantry and searched for tape. Found it! I grabbed a roll of duct tape. Em came running by.

"Em! Duct Tape! Help me catch her!"

"Yes!"

"It ain't no lie. Baby, bye bye bye!"

Emily's POV

We grabbed her. She was kicking and screaming. Aragorn came into the living room. I think he was shocked that we would treat a girl like that. He would really have to get used to some things here.

"Will you stop standing there gawking and help us?"

"Uh, I don't know."

"And they say, 'She's so lucky. She's a star.' But she cry, cry, cries with a lonely heart!"

"If you don't help us, she'll never shut up!"

"Fine, I'll do it."

"You help Ryan hold her down!"

"If there's nothing missing in my life, then whyyyyy do these tears come at night?"

Aragorn pinned her to the floor and Ryan sat on her feet so she wouldn't kick Aragorn in the head. I grabbed the tape, ripped off a piece, and quickly stuck it over mouth. Lindy tried to take it off, but Aragorn grabbed her hands before she could.

Ryan said, "We should tape her hands behind her back." Then he got off her feet. Lindy immediately kicked him. She got up, but Aragorn was still holding her hands. I quickly started wrapping tape around her wrists. Ther! I'm done! Finally, quiet!

"Where's Pippin?"

"Look in the kitchen."

We went into the kitchen. Lindy tried to follow us, but she tripped and fell on her face. I think Aragorn felt bad about helping us tape her mouth shut, because he stopped and helped her get up. In the kitchen I saw Pippin going through the fridge. He had already eaten most of its contents.

Lindy's POV

Ow! Stupid chair! Oh, great! Now I can't get up! Aragorn helped me up.

He whispered, "I'm sorry. We wouldn't have had to do this if you would be quiet."

Ohh, how cute. He feels bad. I have a feeling he's gonna be gullible. I nodded and tried to look sorry and innocent. It must have worked, because Aragorn really looked like he was about to help me.

"Alright, I'll unbind your hands."

Yes! This was easier than I thought it would be! Aragorn untaped my hands. I ripped the tape off my mouth.

"OOOOOOOOOWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!"

A/N: Review now, or I will sic my legions of sea monkeys on you. MUAHAHAHA!!!