A/N: This is my world! Randomness reigns!

Disclaimer: I don't own Aragorn, Pippin, or Legolas. (I only wish I did.) They belong to the great subcreator, J. R. R. Tolkien! I don't own Emily; she belongs to Daniel. (If she reads this, she'll kill me.) I own me and Ryan (at least until Ryan reads this and claims he owns himself, but we all know better, don't we?). Disclaimer done, now read my story!

Threats, Legolas, Don't hurt me!

Ryan's POV

Rrrippp!

"OWW!!!"

What the heck? Uh-oh, that was Lindy. I went back to the living room. Aragorn had untaped Lindy. I really hope she doesn't start singing again. She didn't, at least not yet. Uh-oh! She looks mad!

"I'm gonna get you when you least expect it. Just wait, I'm gonna kick you into next Tuesday! I'm gonna kick you in the head, and I can cuz we're not at school, and I'm not wearing a skirt!"

Yeah right! Like you can catch me by surprise!"

Like she's actually going to do anything to me! Em piped up, "Alright you guys, it's two in the morning and I'm tired. Can we figure out where everyone's gonna sleep and go to bed?

10 minutes later

Pippin was sleeping on the couch. Lindy was sleeping on the living room floor. I was sleeping on my bed, and Emily and Aragorn were sharing the bed in my parents' room. (Don't ask me how that happened.) Oh great! Pippin's snoring! How am I supposed to get to sleep now?

Later, that morning

"Owww!!!"

I woke up and my head hurt. I saw Lindy standing by my bed.

"I told you I would kick you upside the head when you least expected it!"

She smacked the back of my head.

"Ow!"

I punched her in the stomach. She bit my arm.

Emily's POV

I woke up to thumping and yelling coming from Ryan's room. Aragorn woke up. He looked really confused. I think he forgot where he was. I went to Ryan's room to see what was going on. Lindy and Ryan were fighting. Lindy was really beating Ryan up. Ryan looked like he could use some help. Lindy was probably really ticked off about us taping her up. I decided Ryan could handle this on his own. He really didn't need my help.

10 minutes later

Ryan and Lindy stopped fighting. They were just yelling at each other now. Aragorn tapped me on the shoulder.

"Umm, Emily?"

"Yes."

"Uh, we have company."

"Huh?"

"Look outside."

I did. Why is everyone from Middle Earth popping up at Ryan's house? I stood there staring at Legolas. Oh no! Lindy has a crush on Legolas! This is bad! I ran outside. Legolas looked confused. He nimbly climbed a tree. What is he doing? Legolas took out his bow and an arrow and aimed it at me. Uh-oh! This is really bad! I put my hands in the air and prayed he wouldn't shoot me. Just then Aragorn came outside. He chuckled.

"It's alright, mellon-nin. I'm surprised that you're so scared of an un-armed girl."

Legolas just glared at him, but he did put away his bow. I ran over to Aragorn and whispered, "We have to hide Legolas! Lindy has a crush on him, and if she sees him. . . Well, you've seen how she acts." Oh no! Legolas is climbing out of the tree!

"Quick! Tell him to hide!"

Aragorn motioned for Legolas to get back into the tree. Legolas just stood there looking confused. It was too late! Lindy came running outside. While Lindy was rushing towards him, Legolas had drawn his twin knives from behind his back. Somehow she dodged the flying blades and wrapped her arms around his neck. Aragorn shouted, "Legolas! STOP! Don't hurt her!" Legolas put the elven daggers away. Aragorn and I walked over to him. Lindy was clinging silently to a very freaked out Legolas.

"Where am I? Who is this? What's going on?!?!"

"You're in a different world, in Ryan's backyard. This is Lindy. I'm Emily, and I'm not really sure what's going on."

I don't think my answers were very helpful because Legolas now looked more confused than before.

Lindy's POV

LEGOLAS! I ran to hug my absolutely very favoritest elf! Huh? Daggers? Uh-oh! I dodged the two shiny pointy things and hugged Legolas, the most prettiest elf ever! Aragorn yelled at him. Legolas put the two pretty shiny pointy things behind his back. He asked Em and Aragorn a whole bunch of questions. Em answered him, but I have no idea what she said because I was busy staring at my handsome elf.

A/N: Sorry, not much happened in this chapter. The next chapter should be more interesting, but I still have to write it, so expect my usual slowness. :-P

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