MEGUMI (still, sorry again kana-chan fans XP)

After playing more with Sanzo's beayuooooootiful golden- godlike all sexifullness hair, I finished my coffee, shooed Sanzo out and got dressed. Just as I was tying the wrap for my 'robes', Sanzo fell into through the door way.

"Jeez Sanzo, I know I'm too hot to ignore but-" I looked down at him. He was lying on his back, glaring angrily up at me for my comment. "aww don't look so mad!" I knelt down to him and poked his forehead. "You know its true" at that Gojyo poked his head through the door and made his own comment:

"Hot? You're more like…" he turned to leave but his pink head remained in the door way "DROP DEAD SEXY!"

"GOJYO YOU PERVERT!" I yelled and chased him out the door with my gun. I would have fired it but he hid behind kana.

"Gojyo, you know I'm on Megumi's side?" she said as she kicked him from behind. When he fell to the ground she kicked him in his side. "Idiot"

-----in the jeep-----

"Kana- your butt is boney!" I said, shifting underneath kana's butt

"Hey, I've been sick! And my throat hurts so badly, I haven't been able to eat anything but cold soup!" she bopped me on the head. "And if Gojyo didn't have such a fat ass we could all sit on the seat!"

"How would you know if my ass is fat?" Gojyo asked, leaning forward to be seen.

"It's hard not to notice it, bubble butt!" she yelled back.

"Yeah? Well you're- you're a……." he couldn't seem to think of a come-back, so he crossed his arms, leaned back against the seat and admitted defeated. Other than that and Goku's constant pleas for food, the ride was quiet.

"Oh my!" we heard Hakkai say about 2 hours into the ride.

"Huh?" the four of us in the back chorused. Then we saw what he was talking about. A huge patch of rain forest sat in the near distance. Kana stood up and leaned on the head bar (you know: that bar between the front and back seats in a jeep)

"It's an oasis!" she said, pushing some hair from her face

"How does it stay so green in a desert" Goku asked.

"There's an underground spring that bubbles up into the plants drink! If we're lucky there'll be a hot spring in it!" you see kana-chan is really smart. She gets great grades and for all I know, she'll get a scholarship by the time she finishes the last semester.

"Aww kana-chan your sooo smart!" I said, hugging her waist and pulling her back down.

"Nya Megumi!" she said as she tried to free herself from my grip. "Lemego!"

"Noo! You're too KAWAAII!" I said hugging her tighter.

"O. NYAA!" she twitched. "Lego! Leeegooo! . "

"SHUT UP!" Sanzo yelled, firing his gun into the open air.

"Don't waist a bullet on the air!" Kana yelled "Shoot Megumi!"

-----KANA (yay!)------

At some point into our trek into the oasis, the terrain became too rough for jeep and we had to actually 'trek'. About a half and hour in Sanzo started getting annoyed with this robes, so he took them off and walked around in his shirt thingy and pants. Boy, Megumi drooled so much you could have swum in it. Our walking order is as follows: Sanzo and Hakkai in front, Megumi, Goku and I in the middle and Gojyo alone, thinking perverted thoughts all by himself. Eeeeew.

"GOJYO!" Megumi screamed as she smacked Gojyo across the face. I guess his hands got a little too friendly with Megumi's rear "HANDS OFF JACK ASS!" I took one step back and hit Gojyo with a spin kick, sending him flying.

"HANDS OFF!" I really wanted to say 'that's Sanzo's!' but Megumi would have shot me, or Sanzo would have, which ever came first. "Do that again-" I drew my sword and pointed it at him "I'll make it so you can't reproduce!" He became very nervous at this.

"Heh, sorry. Couldn't resist" he said, becoming more and more nervous.

"Well" I got in his face "DON'T DO IT AGAIN!" I yelled right in his face. Well that was the end of that and it left Sanzo with a headache and Gojyo feeling very paranoid. I felt kinda like Megumi's body guard. But…she's like my big sister, so it's my job to keep an eye on her until she marries san- I mean finds a boy friend. While walking we came across a very open area. We kept walking; not noticing the rumbling sound and the water spray and-

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" we all fell off a HUGE cliff, down a water fall and into a BIG pool of steamy hot water.

"Woot!" I yelled

By the time everyone had dried off and settled down, I was hyper and wanted to go back into the water. So I dragged Megumi away and we found another pool, far away from Gojyo's perverted eyes.

"Ahhhhh a nice hot soak" Megumi sighed as she slipped into the hot water. It had been a while since our last vacation to the hot springs in Japan…ahhhhh how we loved being naked outside (ha-ha, just kidding)

"Hah yesh" I jumped into the spring and felt like a little kid in a really big bathtub.

"HEEY! Don't splash" megu-chan yelled and kicked water at me.

"Shut up, feesh belly!" Megumi hates it when I call her 'fish belly'. But its fun to annoy her . I couldn't resist. We had a water fight after that…then we crashed after our hyper spasm and settled down fir an actual soak.

"HEY LADIES!" Gojyo's voice reared its ugly…ness. Behind us was a cliff that was the wall for another pool. There, in that very spring, the guys all sat casually. I glanced at Megumi out of the corner of my eye; he face was bright red and I knew it wasn't because of the heat.

"Why don't you come down here, Megumi?" Gojyo said with a wink.

"PERVERT!" we yelled and threw rocks at him. After successfully making Gojyo bleed, Megumi and I decided to settle back down.

----Megumi----

After awhile kana-chan and I got out of the spring, put on your clothes and walked back to where Hakkai had parked jeep. As we neared the camp, I heard Gojyo talking.

"Come on…tell me" he said in a whining sort of tone.

"You're signing your death wish, you know" Sanzo said, he seemed very very annoyed.

"What does she mean to you anyway, Blondie" Gojyo asked. I heard a click and figure Sanzo had lost it. "Aw come on; just tell me it won't kill you!" Gojyo pressed

"…it might kill you though…" Sanzo threatened.

"JUST SAY IT GODDANMMIT! WHAT DOES MEGUMI MEAN TO YOU?""

"SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME!"

I heard kana gasp next to me. I felt numb. We where right outside the camp. Gojyo had a shocked look on his face. Sanzo slowly turned around. I could feel hot tears pour down my cheeks as I saw Sanzo's face. I couldn't tell if he regretted what he said. I had my gun in my hand, and I felt like shooting both of them. But I couldn't.

"Danm you Sanzo!" I yelled as I hurled the gun at his head. All I wanted to do is get away. So I ran.

"MEGUMI!" I heard kana yell. I didn't stop, I didn't answer, and I just ran. The tears kept pouring down my face. I hate you Sanzo