I'll do the dirty work- 2018 Halloween by WyldClaw
Plot: this is a spoof of the "I'll do the dirty work song from My Little Pony: The Movie. I loathe horror films ( and my friends love them and and totaly rag on me when i say i have 'horror-itus") . This spoof is what yours truly and my fictionpress persona BIgKidatheart i.e BK were singing when the 2018 Halloween reboot came out . Italics are added lines and XxX separates the verses. Names have been changed to protect the innocent ( and save my sorry rear end from getting into major hot water ). Enjoy
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BK: sick? Why WC dear. You look rather pale
I fear you are feeling unwell.
I think you need to sort and have some ginger ale .
perhaps you need to lie down for a spell.
XxX
WC ( sniffly): what about all the stuff we gotta do?
You're not gonna do it solo are you?
BK: pish posh what else am I here for? Don't you worry , Don't you worry
XxX
BK: I'll do the messy work
I'll deal with with all the messy work
Carrie , Robbie, Ross, Naomi, Moe, Ian, bethany, Chrissy: Such as cleaning that filthy computer screen? (BK chuckles nervously)
BK: I'll make sure everything is set
No need to make you over-sweat
All you have to do is go with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween
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WC: THE NEW HALLOWEEN? are you insane?(Shudders and Pretends to hurl) Me?
BK: why not? I'll be working on everything else. You can't be that ill
WC ( light bulb goes off above her head): you know something ...I'm suddenly feeling much better
XxX
WC: pally dear I just had a memory flash
I believe I still owe you a birthday gift
BK: You do?
WC: at the time I didn't have any cash
But here's how I'll make it up to you...
XxX
WC: I'll do the messy work
I'll handle all the messy work
Making everything ... clean
Ian, carrie, Chrissy , moe Ross, Naomi, Robbie Curly : ha! bull poo!
WC: I'll be working double time
Getting rid of cobwebs and grime
All you have to do is is go with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween
XxX
BK: ugh..the new Halloween? Me?
WC: happy belated birthday
BK:gee thanks,, WC you're really too kind!
Let's just divide up the list.
WC: pish posh I really don't mind... but if you-
BK: I totally insist!
XxX
WC & BK: we'll both do the messy work
we'll both do the messy work
BK: each girl should do her share.
XxX
WC: I'll get rid of the back porch furniture's gunk
BK: I'll clean out the fridge of the gross muck
WC: I guess I'll record that part of the teaser. Just my luck the stop button is stuck . Yuck, yuck!
BK: I'll ask for time offfffffff-
XxX
WC: I'll get rid of the fridge's gross grime
BK & WC: Dviding dirty work between us does the job in half the time!
it's totally great when we co-operate!
XxX
BK: I'll do the dirty work!
WC: no I'll deal with the dirty work!
WC & BK: No need to fret or feud or make a big scene
BK: I'll handle the dirty work!
WC: I'll happily do the dirty work!
So long as some girl else...
BK: So long as some girl else...
WC & BK: So long as some girl else goes with Chrissy and Carrie to see the new Halloween
Chrissy: Oh BK, WC want to go see a... comedy that just opened
( Bk and WC nervously look at each other ).
WC : Ummm we have .. .. colds (elbows BK who then fakes cough s sneeze a few times ) and we have to get some.. library books
BK: uh yeah .. so...toodles.. ( they ran off)
Chrissy: that's good ... wait a minute ! the library's not open until 10! THOSE CHICKENS!