We don't like you-Incredibles 2 vs Jurassic world 2 by WyldClaw
Plot: a spoof of the Galavant earworm song " I don't like you" that i wrote in June 2018. A take on what the cast of "The Incredibles 2 " would be telling "Jurassic World fallen Kingdom" 's cast". XxX separates the verses and italics are talking . I don't own any characters mentioned.
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Rexy: Yes! Power fight!
Edna Mode: Finally dahling . I've been waiting too long for this.
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The cast of incredibles: We don't like you
Owen Grady, Rexy , Blue, Claire: We truly don't like you
Elastigirl : we really
Owen: Really
Frozone: Really
Claire: Really
All: Want you off this coast
This won't surprise you
But we despise you
You'll see, come a few days , you're gonna be toast
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Owen , Claire: we're hotter , clearly much wanted and more of of a high paced action-er
Check out the overseas cash
We're about to be the states' new box office ruler
Rexy and Blue: Rawwr! (high-claw each other)
Claire : can't wait to get my hands on your crown
Elastigirl, violet , dash, Frozone : Ha! we'll bounce right back and take those dinos down
Mr. incredible: heck yeah!
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Mr. incredible, Edna Mode, Elastigirl, Frozone: Enough necessities you' re king and Queen tempararily
Edna Mode: But dahling audiences have been waiting 14 years for me!
Frozone: your as hot as the artic and fakin' the funk
Rexy, Owen, Blue Claire: You'll just have to deal
Mr. incredible, Edna Mode, Elastigirl, Frozone , violet: Oh, we'll deal with you, punk
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I Mr. incredible, Edna Mode, Elastigirl, dash Frozone : we're smarter,
Our fan base is bigger
Our muscles are tougher
You' re clever, yeeeah….whatever
We're clever enough-er
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Owen,: except to some critics and reviewers
Dash: you're just jealous
Elastigirl, Mr. Incredible: We still got a super massive debut
Blue: but we did it first.
Frozone : don't make me give you an Ice blast to the face
We've got a much more loyal and stronger fan base
Rexy , Blue: it doesn't matter if our records are now interlinked
Violet, Dash: you think so you oversized dino?
Owen, Claire: it's yours that's going extinct
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Owen, Claire: Let's see
we've got the deadlier weapons
Mr. Incredible: Yeah, right.
Owen, Claire: We've got a powerful army
Elastigirl : Right, but -
Rexy, Blue : we've got you pinned against the wall
Elastigirl Mr. Icncredible: we've got the –
Claire, Owen : You've got nothing.
Mr. Incredible : we've got the – the super baby !
That's right, the one baby to unite critics all
Claire, Owen: : You don't have the super baby to –
Mr. Incredible: Oh, we most certainly do. Don't we , E?
Edna Mode : yes of course you do Dahling,
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The cast of Incredibles: We don't like you
Owen Grady, Rexy , Blue, Claire: We truly don't like you
All : You really, really, really, really crossed the line
And soon your audience and your rear'll be mine
I don't like you
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The cast of Incredibles: : we will see you on the battlefield Friday