Kai: (blinks) Wow, this is odd

Ryou: What's odd, dare I ask

Kai: I only have 3 reviews…I just thought people would like it a little more then that.

Bakura: Maybe they'd like it a little more if you'd what's the word I'm thinking of Yadonoshi?

Ryou: (cowers behind Yami B.) Update!

Kai: Don't make me kill you both

Tanith: I would agree with Kai, it's best not to plush the (cough) not updating subject.

Kai: (sighs) Not you too Tan-chan! I don't own YGO, or Tan-chan cuz that would be weird... Please R/R!

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Bakura growled impatiently as his hikari ran the door bell on Kai's apartment for the 4th time in a row. "What…has she somehow gone deaf in the 15 minutes it takes to get over to this dump?" he questioned irritated as someone finally answered the door.

"Happy birthday Kai-chan!" Ryou remarked as Kai allowed them to enter into her living room where Tanith was currently was keeping everyone entertained by juggling tampons with her telekinesis powers.

Bakura scowled. "That's not funny, hitokage." he grumbled as he sat down on the couch next to Malik, who muttered, 'Show off.'

Tanith glared at the blonde. "I heard that Blondie," she stated throwing one of the tampons at his head. Malik promptly began to scream 'Get it off, get it off!' as everyone else gave him a funny look.

"How bout we head to the club instead of flinging feminine hygiene products at Ishtar?" Kai suggested as she walked towards the door with Tanith giving her a shrug before following suit.

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Kaiba sighed as he paced around the bar earning himself strange looks from Yugi, Yami and Joey. "Where the hell are they?" he growled as he took a sip of his drink.

Yami rolled his eyes. "Why do you care Kaiba?" he asked as he played with one of those drink umbrellas. "I thought you didn't even like Kai or Tanith for that matter."

Kaiba growled and was about to say a witty remark when he was interrupted by Joey's big mouth yelling. "There they are!" and sure enough, Kai's entire group was there walking towards them with Kai hanging one Bakura like he was her sugar daddy and Tanith seemed to have Ryou wrapped around her little finger.

Kaiba raised an eyebrow at the sight. "What the hell took so long?" he questioned glaring at the birthday girl. "Or did Bakura and his lackey deicide to have an orgy at your house?"

Bakura rolled his eyes at the CEO. "You're just jealous because I've got all the girls to myself," he bragged, "while the only dates you seem to have seemed to have come up with is Pharaoh, his midget and the puppy."

Kaiba stood there, mouth gapping open at the spirit's comment. "Shut up!" was all he managed to spit out before being dragged to the dance floor by Isis.

Bakura raised an eyebrow at the two before ordering his girls a drink. "So the great Kaiba-boy can get a piece of ass after all," he mused as he fed Kai the cherry from her kiddy cocktail, "who'd a thought."

"My sister is not just a piece of ass Bakura!" he yelled glaring at him.

"I'd say she's a fine piece of ass," a figure remarked as it appeared from the floor nearly giving Joey a heart attack.

"Shadi, haven't you ever heard a door?"

Shadi though for a moment before he spoke. "I think I used one…once"

Tanith rolled her eyes. "I rest my case," she stated as she gave Kai a sly glance before dragging Ryou to the dance floor, "Come on I came to dance!"

Kai just shrugged before following suit. "I guess we're going to dance now Bakura." she stated as Ryou's other half followed her, a grin plastered on his face.

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Kai: And that's where the chaos will end for now

Bakura: Not much of an update Kai

Kai: It's still a bloody update (sighs) and unfortunately I think Reverence is calling for an update too.

Okita: (shakes head) No, really that's okay Kai-chan.

Kai: (mutters) Baby…Please R/R!