Kai: This sucks!

Tanith: What sucks, Kai?

Kai: I have to write a dance scene

Tanith: Oh it can't be that bad.

Kai: (sweatdrops) You have no idea

Bakura: This I gotta see!

Kai: (smacks Yami B) You're not helping!

Ryou: (sighs) Before they kill each other we might as well start the chapter!

Tanith: Good idea sweets, Kai doesn't own YGO or Tanith! Please R/R!

Kai: I also don't own the lyrics to the song "La Tortura" By: Shakria feat. Alejandro Sanz and forgive the fact that the have no accents since I have no idea how to do that on the puter (sweatdrops)

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Sanz

Ay payita mia

Guardate la poesía

Guardate la alegría pa' ti

Shakria

No pido que todos los dias sean de sol

No pido que todos los viernes sean de fiesta

Tampoco te pido que vuelvas rogando perdon

Si lloras con los ojos secos

Y halbando de ella

Sanz

Me duele tanto

Shakira

Que te fueras sin decir a donde

Ay amor, fue una tortura perderte

Kai smiled as Bakura twirled her on the dance floor nearly knocking Kaiba into a near by vending machine, causing the two to enjoy a laugh at the sight of Mr. Kaiba's saving ability. "Watch where you're going brat!" Kaiba growled before he went back to dancing far to close to Malik's sister. Kai simply shrugged and went back towards Tanith, who was busy shaking her ass at Ryou who was turning a dark shade of red at the view,.

Upon seeing her get close enough, Bakura grabbed a hold of Kai and spun her around and then pulled her close whispering some of the lyrics. "Yo se que no he sido un santo. Pero lo puedo arreglar amor," he sang in surprising perfect Spanish before grinning, "You're turn." he whispered in exotic tone of voice.

Kai rolled her eyes, wondering where in the world he'd learned to speak Spanish, but then again he had been around for awhile so she decided to humor him and started to sing her part. "No solo de pan vive el hombre Y no de excusas vivo yo." Kai moved closer to the white haired boy so she could wrap her arms loosely around his neck and play with his hair, while Bakura took the opportunity to put his hands on her butt.

Tanith raised an eyebrow at how close the two where dancing. "Now why can't the little hikari do that with me?" she muttered as she decided to take matters into her own hands and began to dirty dance with Ryou, who tried to look to his Yami for help and pouted when he was ignored. Bakura was too busy dancing and singing back and forth with Kai to really care if his Yadonoshi was having girl problems. Besides, the puss would have to grow up sooner of later especially with such obvious hints coming from Tanith.

Sanz

Solo de errors se aprende

Y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon.

Shakira

Mejor te guardas todo eso

A otro perro con ese hueso

Y nos decimos adios

No puedo pedir que el invierno perdone a un rosal

No puedo pedir a los olmos que entreguen peras

No puedo pedirle lo eterno a un simple mortal

Y andar arrjando a los credos miles de perlas

Sanz

Ay amor me duele tanto

Me duele tanto

Que no creas mas en mis promesas

Shakria

Ay amor es una tortura perderte

Meanwhile back at the bar, Joey was standing with Maleci, the two Yuugis, Malik and his Yami and Shadi. "Man that's not fair," Joey complained as he sipped Mountain Dew and watched Kai and Bakura dance. "Why is it that every girl wants to shake their ass at that dead guy? Is that what I have to do to get a girl around here, be dead and imprisoned in a gold object?"

Maleci raised her eyebrow at the comment. "Are you saying you'd like me to kill you, annoying mortal that talks too much?" she inquired smirking at the blonde as she sipped her own drink. "I'm sure Pharaoh could even put you in your own object" Kai's darker half stole a glance at Yami, who was scowling at her.

Yugi giggled nervously. "Hey Maleci, what'd'ya say we go dance instead of killing my best friend?" he suggested extending a hand to the spirit of the Sennen Star. Maleci took the offered hand and walked out to the dance floor where Tanith and Kai were and began dancing.

Joey sighed again. "Even Yugi is dancing with a chick, and he's half her size!" he remarked.

Malik grinned as he also made his way to the floor. "Face it Wheeler, you just suck!" he stated before entering the crowd.

"What'd you say Ishtar!" Joey shouted back. "At least I didn't get my ass handed to me by a girl!"

Sanz

Yo se que he sido un santo

Pero lo puedo arreglar amor

Shakira

No solo de pan vive el hombre

Y no de excusas vivo yo.

Sanz

Solo de errores se aprende

Y hoy se que es tuyo mi corazon

Shakria

Mejor te guardas todo eso

A otro perro con ese hueso

Y nos decimos adios

Bakura grinned before deciding to wrap his arms around Kai's stomach, it made it easier to move with her as she swayed her hips and butt back and forth." No te bajes, no te bajes. Oye negrita mira, no te rajes. De lunes a viernes tienes mi amor. Dejame el sabado a mi que es mejor. Oye mi negra no me castigues mas," he sang as he kissed the back of Kai's neck causing her to shiver slightly. "Porque alla afuera sin ti no tengo paz. Yo solo soy un hombre arrepentido. Soy como el ave que vuelve a su nido."

Sanz

Yo se que no he sido un santo

y es que no estoy hecho do carton

Kai smirked; she was defiantly enjoying her birthday so far as well as all the attention Bakura was sending in her direction. "No solo de pan vive el hombre. Y no de excusas vivo yo." she sang Bakura twirled her again.

Sanz

Solo de errores se aprende

Y hoy se que es tuyo my corazon

Shakira

Ay, ay, ay, ay

Ay, todo lo que he hecho por ti

Fue una tortura perderte

Me duele tanto que sea asi

Sigue llorando perdon

Yo.,. yo no voy

A lorar por ti

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Kai: Well that's it!

Acko: What's it?

Kai: The end of the ch

Acko: Oh...right

Kai: And thanks to your help it got done! (huggles)

Acko: (sweatdrop) Nice to know I'm usefull (chokes) Kai, can't breathe

Kai: (blink) What?

Okita: Please R/R!