Title: Everybody's Fool
Author: Evanesence Bound
Disclaimer - I own Harry Potter. Did I mention my name was JK Rowling? No, I thought I did.
A/N: Okay, there are some things you should know. Since Harry's in an AU, there will be diff pairings:
Our Universe Pairings: Harry/Draco, Ron/Hermione, Neville/Ginny, Sirius/Remus, James/Lily
Alternate Universe Pairings; Harry/Severus, Lily/James, Neville/Ginny, Ron/Hermione, McGonagall/Dumbledore
See, are you confused? Well, I like Harry/Sev myself, so I put it as an AU Pairing. Here's the fourth chapter!
Chapter 4 - Of Shock, Laughter, and Golden Trios
!Alternate Universe!
When Ron and Hermione tried to help Harry, he pushed them away and then cried all the harder.
"Harry mate, snap out of it,"Ron said sadly. "Those seven people have been dead for years."
"…I suppose you're happy they are dead then!"Harry shouted.
Both of them blinked before Ron spoke. "…You're not our Harry, are you? I know my best mate when I see him."
Harry laughed darkly. "No, shit, sherlock. I'm Harry Malfoy-Potter, husband of Draco Malfoy and mother to Lillian Potter-Malfoy."
Ron and Hermione could have fainted. "W-What?"
"You heard me, and where I come from, you two are dark and you just ran over me with a car."
Ron and Hermione gasped. "We'd never!"
"It's all ready been done,"he said darkly. "My Uncle's not happy about this either."
"The Dursleys? Harry, our Harry, lives with us at my house!"Ron exclaimed.
"I'm not related to the Dursleys!"he shouted. "My Uncle is Professor Snape!"
Well, Ron looked positively horrified.
"Doesn't that mean Lily isn't-"
"Oh, she's still my mum, who I love very much, Severus is her brother."
"Oh, Merlin,"Ron said. "Harry, mate, please…we won't betray you, we promise."
"I'm not from here though…Harry said. "The second I go you'll turn."
"Harry, listen to me,"Hermione started. "Wherever you are, whatever world we're in, we'll always be together. So when you go back to your world, please forgive us if we're good?
Harry nodded and they hugged before it was interrupted.
"Mr Potter, Mr Weasley, Mrs Weasley, what are you three doing outside at this hour?"Professor McGonagall asked them, who were trying to figure out a good lie.
"Uh…well…"Hermione started.
"30 points from Gryffindor,"McGonagall said and walked away.
Harry blinked. "She doesn't realise I graduated."
"What?"Ron and Hermione asked at the same time.
"Yeah, I'm 21, and I'm married to the most beautiful person in the whole world,"Harry said dreamily, laughing at Ron's gagging noises.
"If you're talking about Malfoy…"
"Of course, who else?"
Hermione looked thoughtful. "Harry, in this world, you're married to…a dead person. It's one that you saw here, and it's not Draco…it's another Slytherin…"
Harry looked at the names, and he could have fainted.
"I'M WITH SNAPE!"Harry yelled.
"Oy, I would not yell that mate, Snape still haunts Hogwarts."
"He wanted to make my life miserable, did he?"Harry asked.
Ron laughed. "No, actually he came back to make sure we took care of you after his death."
"Yeah, you were the only person or thing he cared about,"Hermione stated, noticing Harry smile for the first time since they saw him.
"Well, let's get back to Hogwarts and find out how exactly to get you back to your 'most beautiful husband',"Ron gagged. Hermione and Harry laughed as they made their way to Hogwarts.
They never knew that ghosts of Albus Dumbledore, Lily Potter, James Potter, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Severus Snape and Draco Malfoy, saw the entire thing.
!OUR UNIVERSE!
Draco could have strangled the nurse who said that, and Severus had to keep him restrained. "Calm down, Draco. We - "
"NO! I WON'T CALM DOWN!"Draco yelled. "HARRY IS MY HUSBAND AND I WON'T REST UNTIL HE IS WELL!"
Draco's statement on that was true. He hardly ate at all after hearing the news, and only talked to baby Harry now. He always had dark circles around his eyes, and was anxiously awaiting Harry's return - if he did come back.
Everyone was worried about him, but he refused to be around anyone except baby Harry, so Lily suggested he took care of him for a little while, and Draco did more than just that. He played with him, slept with him, read to him, and ate with him…well, fed him, anyway. He would not let what happen to his Harry, happen to this one. This one would have his parents from his own time, his godfather and uncle from his own time - his friends from his own time - he glared at no one in particular, remembering Hermione and Ron's actions towards their 'best friend' - and he would live a happy life - with or without having to worry about the phrophesy.
"I promise you Harry,"Draco told the child, who was fast asleep, resting his head against Draco's chest. "I will give you the perfect life you never imagined. If I can promise you anything, I can promise you that. Good night, Harry Potter."
D-daygirl- Here you are and thanks for reviewing.
ravenclaw525- Sirius never dies in my stories, I cried too much on that chapter in the OotP, that I brought him magically back to life! (winks) Thanks for reviewing!
Silverone3- Here is chapter 4!
A/N: FLUFF! ADORABLE! More next chapter. I hope the AU isn't confusing, if so, it'll be explained next chapter. REVIVEW PLEASE!