Resident Z 2: Search for a cure!

"Oh no you don't! Sherry!"

Goten pulled himself up and ran beneath the pursuing monster.

"Hey!" He yelled up, "Stinker!"

Clearly every time Goten tried to get it's attention he was ignored, he began to cry,

"I don't like being ignored..." he sniffled, rubbed his eyes and then sat down.

"Hey! Are you forgetting about me!" Sherry screamed "EEK!"

She barely managed to avoid being grabbed.

"Ha!" She laughed as she pulled herself up only to find herself balancing on the edge of what seemed like a bottomless pit. "What is this!"

Just as she regained herself she ran to the ladder only to collide into an oncoming person.

"Sorry!" Goku got to the top and then held a hand out for Sherry,

"Oh thank you"

"What's wrong?" Goku asked

"What do you mean?"

"Well your voice is a bit rusty isn't it?" the air headed Saiyan questioned

"...Goku..." Frieza pulled his hand away, "Get lost!"

He stormed off towards the shaft.

"Eww ... Sherry you've become scaly!"

"Adjust your glasses you idiot!" Frieza threw his wine glass at Goku.

"But I don't wear glasses!"

Goku scratched his head while being hit in the side of the head with the flying glass.

"Oh yeah ... my mistake" Frieza smiled and pulled another glass from mid air.

"Oh!" Goku quickly turned to see if he could find the real Sherry, but she was gone.

"Hmmm, maybe it wasn't her" He started to make his way towards where Frieza was. "So little buddy!"

He put his hand on Frieza's shoulder expecting to get it flicked off but instead got no reaction.

"Hey" He looked at him "...oh..."

Frieza was pouring the wine over his hand as he was gawping at the slightly-less-deformed-version-of-Vegeta (or the sldvov...or slodov!).

"Good God! It's...it's the..."

"Yeti!"

"What!" distracted Frieza turned to look at Goku, only to be swept up by a large hand. "Oh my"

He held out his wine bottle as an offering but was thrown down the shaft in exchange.

"So, your the Slodov that Gouka recently named!"

Goku ripped off his shirt, only to realise he had already done this once before and had ended up scratching his skin.

"Ow...This will not do" He held his head "my loyal Fans!"

Quickly he scanned his surroundings, then grabbed the nearest zombie.

"Do you mind? I'm eating!" The decaying policeman protested

"AHA!"

Goku wrapped the struggling zombie around his chest then immediately ripped it apart into pieces. Covered in rotting blood he prepared himself for a speech. Only to have it interrupted by the already irritated Slodov. He was picked up into the air and when it seemed like he was going to be beaten again! He kicked the Slodov's side.

They continued to engage in an all out fist fight.

Meanwhile Goten was still sobbing.

"Whats that...sniff...noise?"

"My my, what do we have here?"

"Huh?" Goten looked up to see a figure 'towering' over him. "Do I know you Mr Lizard?"

"I don't believe we have met but you appear to be a smaller version of the one named Goku - am I right?"

"What?"

"I can't believe he had the nerve to clone himself!"

"Colone?"

"Clone! Well, I guess you still have the same brain though…"

"My dad told me about you!" Goten stood up and snorted. "You're Frieza aren't you?"

Frieza smirked and Goten smiled

"You're small" He laughed.

"I am not!" Frieza folded his arms and then poured himself some wine before halting and looking Goten in the eyes. "Father?"

"Yup!"

"Typical..."

Frieza sat down and then continued to pour himself a glass of wine. A Shadow came over him.

"What do you want little boy!"

"Huh?" Goten turned around from the other side of the room. "It's…" Goten grinned and jumped up and down.

"Hang on..."

Frieza looked up to see it wasn't Goten standing over him but someone else.

"Gohan!"

"EEEK!" Frieza screeched and crawled away with his wine bottle in his teeth and his glass under his arm.

"How have you been big brother? You look so well!" Goten skipped up to him and hugged him. "You're looked tanned! Have you been somewhere warm while you were gone?"

"Hey! Squirt! Get away from him!" Frieza warned

"But he's my big brother!" Goten protested

"Erm ... Yeah..."

Frieza looked at the moulding and motionless zombified Gohan.

"Well anyway I couldn't care less for your well-being so I shall just be on my way and..."

"Oh don't be so cruel to the small boy! Even if he is the imperfect spawn of evil!"

"I'm confused" Goten smiled while being pulled away from the rotting Gohan. "Hey!"

He was yanked away and then held over the shoulder the shoulder of the recently arrived Cell.

"About time you found me"

Frieza poured himself another glass then looked closely at Gohan who was being prodded by Buu.

Cell whistled and Buu pushed Gohan over, then followed as Frieza and Cell began to climb the shaft.

"Ha! You cannot beat me!" Goku announced as the Slodov fled through the ceiling.

"Goku!" Cell flew up the last couple of bars and handed the wriggling Goten to him.

"Looking at him, I would have to make an education guess and say he belonged to you"

"Well your wrong!"

Cell gasped at Goku's reply then looked at him, he was laughing rather obviously.

"Don't be stupid" He pushed Goten into Goku's chest then turned around to the shaft "Frieza?"

"How can I climb when I have my hands full?"

"Oh come on! You can fly you idiot!"

"Oh yeah..."

Frieza flew up and softly landed on Cell's head, But was soon swatted off.

"By the way Goku, Gohan is below"

Cell pointed to the shaft and then sat down.

"Gohan!"

Goku lay down by the shaft and peered down.

"Help!" Goten was crushed under Goku who had forgotten he was holding him.

"Don't worry Gohan, we will find this cure!"

"So that's you mission?" Frieza asked while wiping the excess wine from around his mouth.

"Well yeah, what's yours?...Wait a minute!"

Goku stood up wiping Goten off his stomach, Cell and Frieza looked at the ground sweating.

"Aren't you supposed to be exiled to the mansion."

"Well we were, but you see..."

"Oh I get it! You couldn't be bothered sticking around?"

"No it's not that you fool! The mansion has been blown up remember! Ourselves along with Vegeta, Gohan and the smaller Trunks and the remains of the Piccle were dropped off here in very small crates, we were lucky to avoid being bitten!"

"By the zombies?"

"No by Buu! He gets cranky in cramped conditions."

"You mean everyone is here?"

Goku jumped up and down smiling, seeing this, Goten began to join him.

"That's just odd..." Cell and Frieza watched on as they continued to celebrate.