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"Now as I was…" Mace Windu sat down on his chair in the council.
"Fart" (a.n I'm not good with sound effects), everyone looked at Mace.
"It wasn't me!" Mace said defensively throwing his hands up. Master Yoda sat down in his chair.
"Fart." Came from Master Yoda's chair.
"Fart," once again from Master Windu. The whole council was laughing. Master Yoda stood up and looked around.
"Fart!" Another one from each chair.
"Where is it coming from!" Master Windu asked.
"Hey dumbasses," Master Mundi said. He lifted up the cushion of Master Yoda's chair…WITH MASTER YODA STILL ON IT! So Master Yoda went flying and hit his face on the window. If you looked from outside it looked liked someone threw up. Master Yoda slid down the window.
"Ow, hurt that did," Yoda said rubbing his head. Master Mundi replied by holding up a Whoopee-Cushion. "Oh!" Master Yoda said.
"FART!" It omitted from the Whoopee-Cushion Master Mundi was holding. Not being able to hold onto the farting whoopee-cushion Master Mundi let it go and it went flying around the room like a deflating balloon. When it finally slowed down it hit Master Windu in the eye. Causing him to fall back onto his chair, which flipped over. The whole council was laughing hysterically.
After both Whoopee-Cushions were taken care of the meeting began.
AFTER THE MEETING
"Where is Marinae and Anakin? I know they're behind this!" Master Windu said storming out of the council room closely followed by Yoda.
"No!" Master Yoda said firmly and stuck his walking stick out in front of Mace. "Deserve this Marinae did. Kept the Separatist from knowing our plans, that young padawan did. Yes, deserve this prank they did." The two walked over to the window to see Marinae and Anakin running as fast as they could away from there. Marinae had a cast on her arm and a couple of stitches on her face.
"You're right Master Yoda," Master Windu said sighing.
"Of course, right I am. Knowledge come with being over 850 years old," Master Yoda said with a grin. The two walked off.
DOWN WITH THE TROUBLESOME DUO
"Master Mundi's expression was priceless!" Anakin said once they were in the clear.
"Master Mundi's? You should have seen Windu's!" Marinae said laughing. She pulled out a camera.
"You didn't?" Anakin asked.
"I did!" Marinae said grinning.
"The ultimate blackmail," Anakin said looking at a picture of Mace Windu looking like the kid from Home Alone with his hands on his cheeks.
"Okay so we'll sell these for at least twenty-five credits," Marinae said closely examing the picture.
"I bet you five credits we can sell that one to Master Mundi for fifty credits," Anakin said mischievously.
"I say at the most thirty-five," Marinae said.
"You're on!" Anakin said and they shook on it. Then they went off to find Master Mundi.
A/n sorry its so short its 2 in the a.m so if you KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT PODCASTING LET ME KNOW!