Resident Z 2: Search for a cure!
"So let me get this straight...You shared a journey to this mansion, in a small crate, with 2 zombies and a hideous mutation? But you didn't get bitten by any of them?"
"Who said we didn't!"
Frieza rose up in front of Goku covered in blood and drooling.
"EEK!"
Goku screeched at the sight and started lashing out with his palm.
"Come now!" Cell grabbed the red-faced Frieza ad smelt the blood, "This is wine!"
"Well I was just trying to scare the boy!"
"Boy? I would say he was a man..."
"So!" I would have succeeded to if it wasn't for you...you...IMPERFECT BEING!"
Cell dropped Frieza and collapsed to his knees.
"Is it true?" he cried. "Has my whole life been a lie!"
He started to cry.
"No cry…"
Buu came over and patted his head.
"Baby"
Frieza regained his composure and wiped off the wine.
"Hey hang on..." Goku stood up and walked to the hole then jumped down, "In the melee I forgot all about Gohan!"
"Melee? What melee, it was a heated discussion!"
Frieza jumped after him trying not to spill his newly poured glass of wine. Buu, Goten and the sobbing Cell were all that remained on the upper level. That is until Goten and Buu got bored and started playing tag.
"Why did the doctor lie to me?" Cell whined "Why did he call me perfect if it is the one thing I do not succeed in? Why did no one tell me sooner? Why is Gohan up here instead of down there?"
He looked over to the other side of the room where Gohan was crunching away on what appeared to be another body.
"Hey Goku!" he sniffled "Gohan is eating raw human flesh up here!"
"Nonsense!" Goku shouted up, "He's vegetarian! You're lying!"
"Don't be so stupid!"
Cell stood up and crossed the room to the chomping Gohan. He picked him up by his head and then saw that the body in front of him was un-touched. Upon further inspection he saw the lunch box of the man had been raided and bits of sandwich were around it.
"I don't understand..."
He looked at Gohan and saw a lettuce leaf hanging out of his mouth.
"My God boy! Even in zombification you're sticking to your rights!" He put two fingers to his head "I salute you!"
Too wrapped up in the moment he didn't seem to noticed a small boy start to knaw at his leg.
"OW!"
He dropped Gohan and nearly stepped on what appeared to be Chibi Trunks.
"You fiend!"
He started to shake his leg until the Chibi-Trunks' teeth came apart.
"You are bitten my former ally!"
A voice came from two figures standing in the doorway.
"Oh ... typical..."
Goku and Frieza were still below looking around.
"You don't suppose there is anyway to escape is there?"
"Escape?"
"Well yeah…"
Suddenly their pondering was cut short by the sound of an explosion.
"It's from the shaft!"
Rubble and rocks began to fall from the top of the shaft until it was impossible to climb back up and the hole was filled.
"We should ignore it for now and find a way out".
Goku grabbed Frieza's arm and pulled him to the now damaged computer panel that Goten and Sherry were operating.
"Let go!" Frieza whinged, like a small child trying to wander.
"What is wrong with you!"
Goku turned angrily to see that Frieza was pulling towards his wine bottle which was just centimetres away from his grasp.
"Oh..."
He released his arm, sending him head first into a pink gooey mass.
"Buu!" Frieza yelled pulling his head free from the belly of his 'friend'. "How did you get down?"
"I seep!" Buu smiled
"Eww"
Wiping the dust from his knees, Frieza picked up and hugged his wine.
"You come out now!" Buu reached into his mouth and pulled a small curled Goten from inside. Looking at this Frieza gagged but didn't want to waste any of the wine he had been drinking earlier and put his hands to his mouth and held it in, attempting to re-swallow it.
"That's clever!"
Goku came over and smacked Frieza on the back, thinking he was choking.
"Hey! Is that anyway to treat me!"
Rotory wiped the wine from his helmet and mask then pulled out a cigarette.
"Rotory!"
Goku ran over and hugged him just when the lighter was lit, creating a small fire into Rotory's hair.
"Goku!"
He started patting his hair with his hands in desperation. However Goku just stood there in amazement at his chest.
"Wow, I thought you were taller! But I guess you are quite small after all!" Goku laughed "You know I was discussing that with Frieza a minute ago."
"No you weren't" Frieza stated looking at him strangely.
With the flame now extinguished Rotory stood panting then looked around.
"I know this place."
"Really? You have a nice living room"
Goten came up beside him and smiled then hugged his leg.
"What are you doing?"
Goku came over and peeled him away.
"So small Goku, you let Kid Buu eat you, so you were kept safe and sound inside his stomach while he became a seeping mass and leaked through the rubble?" Frieza asked while sipping his wine once more.
"Yup!"
"Eww...You know me and Vegeta had fun in there at one point!"
"Really?" Goten looked intrigued.
Rotory stood motionless as the subject was immidietly changed to crackers and how they provide a tasty treat for all ages.
"Goku? Aren't you going to ask how I know this place?" Rotory inquired while trying to discreetly change the subject back to more important matters.
"Oh yeah!"
Goku jumped round to face him grinning. Then he slapped himself and glared,
"I am intergreened"
"...what?"
"I too! Am Intergreeniated!"
"Really? Well I'm intrigued, which I think if you try harder you will be too"
Frieza rolled his eyes then they all sat down to listen to what Rotory had to say.
"It's not a story you know," Becoming more and more distressed at how dense his 'companions' were, Rotory went and flicked a switch at the computer pannel, then pulled a sheet from the top of a large object.
"This cable car will take us to a lab located just down that tunnel, it's the only way there, and there is no other way - I guarantee you that"
"Hmm...Intriguating..."
"Oh give it a rest!" Frieza shouted flicking the back of Goku's ear.
"OOO! BUU GET WINDOW SEAT!"
He rushed past Rotory and barged through the door.
"Well, shall we get going then?" Rotory asked holding his hand out for Goku
"You bet!" Goku replied as he took the offered hand then pulled himself up, pulling Rotory over as he did "Are you ready?"
He held his hand out for the now floored Rotory.
"You irritate me sometimes..."
Rotory took his hand once more and then pulled himself up, however Goku did not let go of his arm.
"Hey!"
There was no reply.
"Is the cable car meant to be running by itself?"
Goku pointed with his free hand and then made his way towards the space where it was.
"No!"
Rotory reached over to the controls to bring it back but he couldn't reach it as Goku had brought both his hands to his mouth and started to yell after it through his hands.
"Goku please!" He squirmed and then was hurled.
"Goku!" Frieza yelled from behind. "Why did you lob him!"
"Oh, I thought that was a zombie clinging onto me ... my mistake!"
He flew up and caught the petrified-still-unknown-identity Rotory before he fell into the seemingly bottomless tunnel floor.
"That reminds me..." A half shredded figure came from the rubble. "Who the hell are you?"
"You!" Buu jumped up and down poking him in the eye.
"Yes me!" He came out of the shadows rubbing his eye and holding Buu back.
"Cell!" Goku smiled and flew back to the platform with Rotory who was hiding his head.
"Yes! I see you there you foolish boy!"
Rotory smiled and began to sweat.
"No partner with a rocket launcher now is there!"
"Afraid not" he laughed then frowned as Cell looked at him ashamed with only half a head.
"As for the bitten leg…"
He threw Chibi Trunks and Gohan down in front of them, then held up the infected leg that had been severed.
"Cell that's perfect!" Goku ran over and saw that Chibi Trunks had been gagged.
"...p...perfect...?" He smiled then began to re-generate himself. "Of course! How could I doubt my perfection so quickly!"
He began to cry with joy.
"Hey! Goku why not fly us all across the tunnel?" Rotory interupted
"Don't you change the subject!"
"I'm not but please stick to the plot - we can discuss this at the labs!"
He pleaded while trying to light another cigarette, only to have it crushed by a large fist.
"Vegeta!"
"Chibi Trunks!"
"Don't be absurd! It's the Slodov!"
Gohan smacked the back of Kid Buu's head.
"Buu just like name..." He hung his head in shame and sighed. Then quickly looked up. "You dead!"
He jumped up and poked Gohan's eye.
"Yes but that doesn't mean I can't put some sense back into this. Besides all the other zombies laugh at me!"
"Gohan!" Goku hugged him. "Eww, you're squishy"
"Well I am decaying slightly..."
He scratched the back of his head and pointed to his peeling face and green complexion.
"Well smelly, you can look after this one!"
Frieza held up Chibi Trunks and then poured himself a glass of wine.
"Well It's agreed!" Goku stated before looking above at the last few sentences "Hey! We all started with 'Well'!"
"Erm ... yeah … now lets go!" Cell clapped.
Goku held onto Rotory and began to make his way down the tunnel, followed by Cell, Frieza and Buu.
"Hey!" Gohan yelled while walking with a limp and dragging his feet, "I can't carry him! I can't even lift my feet!"
He looked down at the Chibi T. He was wrapped up in a sack with only his head on show, however half his face was covered by the gag, so really he was just a bundle of decayed joy on the floor. Goku flew back to them.
"Come on now why can't you?"
"Father ... I'm dead" Gohan sighed.
"NOOOOOOOOOO! My second only son!" Goku collapsed to his knees and crushed Rotory. "Why me!"
"Perfect..." Rotory pulled his arms free and then pressed a button on the side of his glove. A small explosion went off and Mika jumped out from the rubble.
"You certainly took you time!" She came in holding the rocket launcher and held it out.
"Hang on don't over do it!" Rotory pulled his whole body free and then pulled out a pistol and held it at Goku.
"Not again!" Goku laughed.
Meanwhile Cell, Buu and Frieza had made it to the other side and to a large pair of double doors.
"Here we are ... I wonder what's keeping the others?"
Suddenly their pondering was cut short, as it always is by a loud noise, and then shouting could be heard shortly afterwards.
"GOHAN! NOOO!" Goku mourned, cradling the pulse-less Gohan in his arms.