My poor neglected fics..... Ah, well it's summer so I have excuses! Ha ha! Don't worry, I'll be updating more. And if I don't then it's all my laziness. Or I just got into a new anime series. Take your pick.

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The fifth stared at the blond. He shifted under her rapidly intensifying gaze. Kakashi knew what was going to happen next and winced before it was due.

"WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?" Her voice hit a few octaves above normal human range. Naruto's new more sensitive ears couldn't take much and he flattened them.

Sakura looked and giggled. Sasuke felt a bit sorry for the blond. That scream had hurt his ears.

Tusande looked at the kid she almost regarded as kin. Her frown deepend and she bent down to eye level with Naruto.

"What happened?" she asked in a whisper, a stark contrast to the yell a few seconds before.

Naruto shrugged. "No idea. I woke up like this. Kyuubi thought is was the funniest thing in the world though."

'Yeah, who wouldn't.'

Tusande decided to not say anything about Naruto's seemingly sudden friendship with Kyuubi.

"Naruto, you realize that this is going to be very difficult to hide." She said and Naruto knew what was coming.

"I don't think you will be able to be a ninja again untill you figure out how to fix this."

Naruto's ears drooped and he looked down. Sasuke decided to but in. "That's not fair! He works as hard as any of us, why can't he keep doing it! If anything he will be more of a help."

Naruto was amazed that Sasuke stood up for him and stared at the raven haired teen with amazement.

"Sasuke, I know. But, there will be people who don't think Naurto is......" she chose her words carefully "Safe."

Sakura and Sasuke stared. And then Sasuke stared to laugh. "What this dobe, dangerous?"

Naruto glared at him and opened his mouth to say something.

Kit, don't, it won't help your case at all. Besides he's right.

Some help you are.

Tusane turned to Sasuke. "I know, but I can't tell 30,000 people how to think no matter how much power I have."

She sighed and turned to leave. "Well untill this is clarified a bit, Naruto you stay at Sasuke's house."

"WHAT!?!?!?" Both boys yelled in unison.

Tusande turned at let her hard gaze bore into the two teens. "Naruto is now in danger. It would take a blind idiot to not tell he does not have the Kyubi. Do you understand me?"

Naruto blanched, Sakura put her hands to her mouth and Sasuke's eyes widened.

"So, Naruto will stay at your place. Understand?"

"Yes ma'am."

Great, just great. Now I'm stuck in the same house with the most stuck up prick ever to grace this planet.

Kit, you're not much better.

Naruto's eyes widened and he wished for all the world that he could glare at the stupid fox.

"You can sleep in here." Said Sasuke pointing to the last room in the hallway.

Naruto decided to pay attention to his surroundings. He was in a big, two story house. They were on the second floor and to his surprise all the rooms were bedroom save for one bath room. When he counted the doors, there were 4 rooms excluding the bathroom.

"Oooh, does baka-Sasuke live here alone?" "Yes."

Naruto heard the tinges of sadness in his voice so he decided to not say anything else. Then he sighed. It was going to be a looooong summer.