"LUFFY... GET BACK HERE" Luffy ran for his life after he heard those words coming from nami, As she chased him through the streets of the neighbouring marina, She began to think why she was chasing him for. Then she stopped to think, why am I chasing luffy? the thought pondered in her mind. Unable to think of why, She went back to the inn they where staying at. Luffy kept running and ran into the forsaken forest, Where no Villager dare to enter. Luffy thought this was a cool/creepy place to wander around in, so he stuck to the lighted path. As he wandered around, Nami and zolo where getting worried. "Where did you chase him again?" Zolo asked for the upteenth time, "I just chased him down the street, and ... for got why I was chasing him so I came back here" Nami said with a bit of a frown on her face. "Well we need to go out and find him." Nami stood up and said with a grin. "Agreed" Zolo replied. Just as they where about to open the door luffy ran in the back. "Luffy Your alright" Nami turned around, "Yea what! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU!" Zolo said with a surprised look on his face. "This?" Luffy pointed to his chest, As there appeared to be Boobs on Luffy's chest. Zolo and nami Nodded with confused looks. "oh ha ha" Luffy laughed and scratched his head "Well you see its all very easy to understand" Luffy began to tell the tale. " I was running away from nami, And I looked to turn around but couldn't see her anymore. So I ended up runing to far, and accidently got lost in the forsaken forest." "FORSAKEN FOREST?" nami and zolo screamed. "Yes, Then I walked around and only stayed in the light part of the forest. Then I came up to it It was beautiful" Luffy said with a tear in his eye. "What was it? A hott chick. A mermaid? AN AMAZON! WHAT!" zolo screamed with excitement. "I was getting to that" Luffy replied. "Anyway. I walked up to it, and sat down because I was tired, I took a bite of it because I was hungry, and I drank the water because I was thirsty." zolo and nami looked at eachother in confusion once again. "Maybe showing you would be better then me telling you." They all agreed.
As soon as luffy lead them to the wonderous place he was talking about They all sighed in amazement, It was a giant field Of fruit and water. Nami and Zolo Ate all the apple's Till their Bellies where full. The too began to feel weird. "Luffy are we going to grow boobs like you?" Zolo asked with pain in his eye's. "No" Luffy said with a smiling grin. "Oh then why do our stomach's hurt?" Nami asked with tears. "Because you just ate the poison fruit, see?" Luffy held up a sign of Caution, Poisonous apple's do not eat "But I thought you ate these too?" Nami exclaimed "Yeah How come you arent dead but have boob's" Zolo yelled "Simple. I ate an apple from the vendor's in the street." Luffy said with a smile. "And the boobs?" Nami asked " I am the rubber man arent I? I can make them appear and disappear Like magic. See" Luffy demonstrated. Zolo looked at nami then back at luffy. "WHY DID YOU GIVE US THE APPLES IF YOU KNEW THEY WHERE POISONOUS? " Nami screamed as much as she could. "Pretty Simple My dear nami, 2 reason's actually, 1) I will be the pirate king, even If I have to kill off everyone to get there." Nami Looked at luffy and said "And number two?" "Im also a necrophiliac" Luffy said with the Biggest Grin In the world. The grin, Of the pirate king.
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