((It just keeps getting weirder and weirder! Review it if you appreciate my wacko sense of humor))
Luke: Tell me again. Why did we put our top secret base on a spherical refrigerator?
Han: It's ice cube, you nerd!
Luke: What ever. I'm going to go check out an asteroid.
Back at base...
Han: I'm gonna leave.
Rieekan: OK.
Han: Yeah, bye. Has anyone seen, Luke?
3PO: No, sir!
Han: I'll go get him. (sigh) I'm going out into the cold...all by my lonesome...
Leia: YAY!
In the cold, cold snow...
Ben: You will go to the Dagobah Syst--
Luke: I know! I've seen the movie a billion times.
Han: Too late! Luke's dead.
Taun-taun: (dies)
Han: And what d'ya know? So is the freaky llama! I'll just put Luke in here...
Luke: Gah! I'm alive!
In the hospital...
Leia: Han, your so vain.
Han: Thanks!
Leia: I'm gonna kiss my brother just for that.
Han: Ew! No, please don't.
Expendable Extra: Imperials are attacking!
Luke: (destroys Walkers) WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Han: Let's get on my ship! I promise it won't die this time.
Leia: We shall see about that...(fiddles with sledgehammer in pocket)
Luke: C'mon R2! Let's go to a swampy muddy yucky planet!
R2: Finally! Some decent lines! Wait...did he say yucky?
Han: o0o0o look at all the big potatoes!
Leia: Your nuts. Like there was never any doubt...
Han: Let's get eaten by a space worm.
3PO: Oh, my!
Back on Dagobah...
Luke: Hey little gremlin! Do you know and Jedi masters?
Yoda: I am one!
Luke: Oh...this is...awkward. Train me please!
Yoda: You're too old.
Luke: What? I'm eighteen...or so.
Yoda: Ha! You are a reckless teenager.
Luke: Oh, c'mon.
Yoda: Fine. Run through the forest for a bit.
Han: Cool. We're stuck on the back of an imperial ship.
Leia: Cool!
Han: Romantic, huh sweetie?
Leia: Shut up.
Still on Dagobah...
Luke: My friends are in danger!
Yoda: Don't' leave! I still have to make the cookies!
Luke: I'll be back, master! Really!
Yoda: Kids these days...
Bespin...
Lando: I'm Lando Calrissian and we are absolutely positively not hiding Darth Vader anywhere here. Anywhere.
Vader: (breathe) Yes. I am not here.
Han: O-kay.
Vader: (torturing Solo) This is fun. I wonder what would happen if I stuck him in carbonite?
Han: (sad smuggler eyes)
Vader: Fool! I am resistant to cuteness!
Han: Drat! Works on Chewie...
Leia: I love you.
Han: Yup.
Leia: ...
Lando: I'm really a nice guy. I help save Han and destroy the second Death Star.
Leia: OK.
Luke: Have no fear! Luke Skywalker is he-- Where is everyone?
Vader: Luke, I am your father.
Luke: Hey pops. Don't' kill me please.
Vader: I get to hurt you though. (chops off Luke's hand)
Luke: Nooooooo (falls down very deep hole)
Leia: We have to save Luke!
Luke: I'm saved! YAY! Now lets go get Han.