I am dedicating this to my little sister.
Disclaimer:I don't own HP
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Fred and George Weasley were sitting at a round table
that said "WWNN" in large gold letters on the front.
A young woman with blonde hair and a blue suit sat next to them.
A name tag on her shirt read "Connie Bell".
A group of people with a video camera and a bunch of microphones stood
a
little ways away, fiddling with their equipment.
Connie turned to look at a the camera
and hissed "NOW FOOLS!"
Big bright lights suddenly blinked on
and the camera man turned the video camera on.
"Hello and welcome to Wizarding World Network News.
I'm Connie Bell as your reporter for this evening." Connie said in
a
snappy manner.
Then she flashed a smile so cheesy, George looked sick.
"Now,because of WWNN's new Hogwarts Series,I have
with me
today, 2 very special guests.
I'd like you all to meet
Mr. Fred Weasley
and
Mr. George Weasley.
They are here to tell us all about
some very important goings-on at the school. "She said
"So Fred, are you and your twin brother excited to be here for the first Hogwarts
interview?"
Fred looked startled at being asked to answer a question.
"Er...yeah, we couldn't believe it when we got the letters," he answered.
"George, could you tell our viewers about your family?"Connie inquired.
"Sure. Well, 'course I have my mum, Molly, and and my dad Arthur Weasley.
Then there's my two eldest brothers, Charlie and Bill. Next is my brother Percy-"George stopped mid-sentence
when Fred started coughing.
"cough git cough cough cough"
"Anyways," George continued, "Then there's us, and then my brother Ron. The youngest is my sister Ginny,"
"Ooooooh! Big family boys!" Connie said enthusiastically.
"Could you tell our readers about a day at Hogwarts boys?" she asked.
"How 'bout March 14 dear brother?"George asked.
"Well, we woke up in our dormitory and went down to the Great Hall for breakfast.
Then we went back up to our common room
to hang out for a little
before first period."
Fred said.
Then George added
"Afterwards we went to
potions,
charms,
and transfiguration . "
"And, lets say we lost track of time and were late for our last class,
Potions."
Fred put in.
"Uh-huh, and so...we walked slowly to get to potions class early," concluded George.
Connie looked confused.
"Walked?
Slowly?
Early?
I wonder if I heard you correctly dear brother.
We RAN FAST
to get to potions class
LATE!"
Fred said.
George said "Same difference,".
Suddenly, Ron popped up behind them and sat in a chair he conjured.
"Watcha' talkin' 'bout?" Ron asked.
"HEY RON! This is OUR chapter! The chapter name is
"The Weasley TWINS and...WHAT!" George cried.
"AND RON! Who wrote that?"Fred asked the studio.
" I dunno. It REALLY wasn't me!" Ron said innocently.
"Right," George said skeptically.
"Somehow I don't believe you," Fred said in the same tone.
"Er...I...tell me more about school you three," Connie said nervously.
"Well, once Ron had to wear lacy dress robes!" Fred smiled.
"HA HA HA! I remember that!" George laughed.
"And Malfoy is a son of a-"Ron started to say.
But Connie seemed to have had enough of them.
"Thats enough!" she hissed, interrupting Ron.
Then Connie turned to the camera. " Well, This is Fred, George,
and Ron Weasley. I'm Connie Bell saying goodbye from WWNN. Until next time,
good day,"
Who will be WWNN's next victim? Well, if you and some other people push that
lovely little review button, then you will all find out.