A/N: Those of you who reviews rock cuz reviews fuel my hyper! So review dang it! Flames don't make me feel bad all they do is fuel my urge to add violence into the fic!
Coshi: Thankie! Updating now!
PMV: Thanks for the idea! I will do a springer type episode in the future!
PsychoMindGames: Thankie! Believe me this will go extremely insane!
Phoenix Skybone: Well what else could I have him do to the cricket? MUHAHAHA! …poor cricket
basketcase101: wow, thanks. It's seriously (GAH SERIOUS ISH BAD WORD) it's really funnier than Cyborg's song? wow. BTW comedy is all I know how to write, when I used to write stuff for LotR I made several attempts to write tragedies, all turned into sick and twisted comedies.
A/N: Now back to the Slade show!
"Hello and welcome to this week's episode of…" Slade said, then the audience answered,
"THE SLADE SHOW!"
"Today I'll be holding interviews for my next apprentice, first up is," he looked at his card, "Jynx." Jynx walked on to the set, "Why do you want to be my apprentice?"
"You kick ass!"
"Yes I do, what's your favorite color?"
"Pink," Slade gave her the evil eye, "I mean blood red."
"Have you ever killed someone?"
"Yes."
"First degree?"
"Not yet."
"Would you?"
"Hell yes!"
"Is your IQ over 50?"
"I'm still on this set, aren't I?"
"Is it not correct that you and your pathetic friends failed to defeat the titans?"
"Those idiots screwed me up-"
"Too late!" Slade pushed a big red button, and Jynx's chair fell through the trap door along with Jynx. The security guards brought out a new chair. "Next I'll be interviewing Merry and Pippin." Merry and Pippin from LotR walk onto the set.
"Yo WAZ UP SLADE!" Merry said.
"Where's the free food!" Pippin said, "They said we'd get free refreshments! I need to be refreshed!"
"Take your seats," Slade said, "Why do you want to be my apprentices?"
"Cuz your cool!" Pippin said, "you have the whole Darth Vader thing goin with the mask and chicks DIG DARTH VADER!" Slade rolled his eyes. Merry gave the same answer.
"Have you ever killed anyone?"
"YEAH!" Merry and Pippin both said.
"I killed MAD ORCS! More than Legolas! Cuz I'm so sexy!" Pippin said.
"Well I killed the Witch King so I'm WAY sexier than you!" Merry said,
"No you didn't Eowyn did!"
"I stabbed him in the back, she just helped him die-"
"The Witch King was a very good friend of mine. What exactly did you do to him?"
"I whooped his arse!" Merry said. Slade pushed the button but Merry and Pippin jumped out of their chairs before they could fall in the pit of doom. Then they high-fived.
"Oh yah! We ROX!" Merry and Pip said as they started to do a victory dance. Slade would have killed them by now but Merry and Pippin are the coolest and therefore cannot die, "Oh yah! It's ma birthday! It's ma birthday!"
"You really think so?" Slade said, then he pushed another button that opened a trap door under them. They fell through the floor into the room Jynx was in, "You must maintain an IQ higher than that of a toaster to stay on my show! Everyone got that!" the audience nervously nodded, "good. Our next guest will be Raven Roth." Some security guards were dragging Raven onto the set.
"What do you want with me now?" Raven said, "Tell me how long this crap is gonna take and when I can leave."
"Raven I've selected you to be my next apprentice. Do you accept?"
"Sure," she said sarcastically. Slade was in shock for about two seconds,
"Well of course you'd want to, many young women find me sexy."
"Yeah then I can stab you to death in your sleep," she said under her breath. Then Robin came in with the cops.
"There he is!" Robin said as he pointed to Slade, "That's the man who molested me! And now he's trying to molest Raven!"
"What the name of llamas are you talking about?" Slade said, then the cops immediately handcuffed him.
"Guys like you make me sick," a cop said with disgust, "you have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be held against you're sorry sad arse in the court of law and if you cannot afford a lawyer the worst lawyer on the whole dang earth will be provided for you!" They took Slade away in a cop car. Then Merry, Pippin and Jynx jumped out of the trap door, and walked onto the set totally ignoring Raven, the cops and Robin.
"Hello and welcome to," Pippin said, "THE MUSHROOM SHOW!"
"Today we'll be picking Middle-Earth's favorite mushroom!" Merry said. Jynx brought out some mushrooms.
"The nominees are, drum roll please!" there was a drum roll, "the shiitake mushroom, the blue oyster mushroom and lastly the mushrooms we stole from Farmer Maggot!" The audience cheered.
"And the winner is," Jynx said, "all of the mushrooms? Wtf?"
"That's right!" Merry said, "and their prize is,"
"WE GET TO EAT THEM ALL!" Merry and Pip said together, then they began eating all of the mushrooms. Then Slade broke free from his handcuffs and began to yell at the hobbits,
"Get OFF OF MY SET!" Slade said, then began to chase Merry and Pippin while running away from the cops.
A/N: Fear not! The show isn't over yet! Many more chapters to come! Now review or I shall somehow inflict physical harm on you!