Crystal: Hi everyone! =D I don't have time to write the responses so I'll just do this:
Thanks to: Devlinn Reiko-sama, StarryNightObsession, Bluumberry, lonephoenix1, devilburns, Game-kid17, Raku Ozzarian princess, Enelya Aldarion, White Spirit Angel, Kodoku Wolf, Tariki Rania, Platinum Rei, BloodMistress, Raven-Deathstar, Shaka Dragomir Noctornus, Keisan, Killua Bakura, SoulSister, Jirachi, lokisash, xXmizz-pnayXx, IndigoDeath666, Keri Hiwatari, Songs make me cry, HimekoSukie, wolf whirl, Akari Angel, and kai-cutie-angel!
Crystal: -.-;; yes…I know, I'm such a lazy ass for not writing you guys a response. But actually there shouldn't ANY chappy 9 right now because of my homework, but a miracle came through and I finished my homework with all the busy schedule that I had. Anyway as a BIG, BIG thank you, free Mars Bars™ for EVERYONE!!!!! =D Now, on to the ficcy!
Disclaimer: GO CHECK THE PREVIOUS CHAPTERS!!!!
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Breathe – Chapter 9: Insults and Pranks galore! Part III
"WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!" Kai walked towards where the mirror was standing. As the slate-haired boy was right in front of the mirror, all he could see was a figure covered with pink feathers stuck with a sticky substance.
"Kai, WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!" Tyson barged into the room with a pissed off yet sleepy look on his face. "Can't a guy sleep in, or something!?!"
"Tyson, would you get out of here?!" Kai yelled back, with his crimson eyes glaring ever so slightly at the bluenette.
Tyson ignored the yell and yawned while rubbing his eyes. He blinked once, and blinked again until he saw a tall figure covered with pink feathers from head down straight to toe. Kai saw this happen and slammed his own hand onto his forehead. The stoic boy walked towards the younger boy, the bluenette noticed this and started to scream his head off.
"Aaahhhhh!!!!!!!!" Tyson started to back away, making himself tumble down into his own butt. "Would you shut the hell up!?!?!" yelled Kai, making the other boy start begging for forgiveness.
"PLEASE, MR. WHOEVER YOU ARE, DON'T EAT ME!!!! I'M TOO FAT, AND FULL OF CALORIES!!!" Tyson kneeled, still screaming his head off. "TALA! DIZZI! THERE'S A GIANT PINK CHICKEN WITH BLOOD SHOT EYES AND IT SWALLOWED KAI WHOLE!"
In an instant, both Tala and Dizzi came running down to Kai's room gasping and panting for air. Once they've started to breathe normally, Tala looked at the feathered Kai and started to laugh like a hyena getting tickled. On the other hand, Dizzi didn't find this funny at all, well on the outside anyway. Inside, she was ready to burst out laughing until her lungs have popped like a balloon that has too much helium inside. She was definitely would want to come and congratulate Rei right this minute. Oh, and how could she forget Bryan? After all he was also the one who made it all happen. Anyway, Dizzi walked over to Tyson and tried to comfort the poor boy.
"Shhh…there, there Tyson," the dark-violet eyed girl patted Tyson on the back. "It's ok, it's just Kai…although he's covered with pink feathers…he's still the cold hearted guy we all know and love."
Hearing this, Tyson stopped screaming and begging for forgiveness, and stared at the pink "bird" right in front of him. He noticed the cold crimson eyes and realized that it is Kai. At first the bluenette just said 'Oh' and in a nanosecond, he started laughing his guts out and joined Tala on the floor, who's still laughing like a tickled hyena.
"Come on you two," Dizzi muttered while rolling his eyes. "I think Kai would like to uh…sort out his feathers?"
Once again, both Tala and Tyson started laughing their butts off like there's no tomorrow. Kai on the other hand, was not enjoying the situation at all. The crimson-eyed boy just kept on scowling and dragged the laughing boys out the door with Dizzi following him. "We'll see you later, Kai!" Dizzi called out cheerfully while Kai just slammed the door.
Kai, who was utterly pissed almost, broke the door when he slammed it, he didn't even see Dranzer flew inside the room until she started to give a cry to get his attention. "Dranzer…did you see who was in here last night?" asked Kai, while he went by his bathing things and started to scrub the feathers out of him.
Dranzer just cocked her head to the side, meaning 'What do you mean?' Kai just sighed and continued scrubbing his arms. Surprisingly, none of them were coming off! Kai tried using his hands now, and started to pluck the feathers off him one by one. With the first pluck…it hurt like hell, though to Kai he tried to ignore it. Oh boy…it was going to be a long morning…
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"Where are they?" asked Tyson as he took a seat by the plush cushioned chair, patting his stomach indicating that he had a very nice breakfast.
"I told you…they went for a walk by the woodlands," Dizzi said one more time, sighing exasperatedly.
What Tyson and Dizzi were talking about is that Rei, Bryan, Max and Kenny were taking a walk to the woodlands, well more like Max dragging them all for some reason. "Well, now that they aren't here, let's talk about something private, hm?" Tala said, trying to make the conversation more interesting.
"Like what?" Dizzi asked in confusion while Tyson just kept on patting his stomach.
"Well…Tyson for one thing," Tala trailed off, making Tyson stopped patting his stomach and look at Tala in confusion. The red headed boy just grinned and said, "About how he tries to impress the little blond."
Tyson heard this and glared at the other boy, his cheeks were starting to have a red tint. Dizzi found this very amusing so she decided to add in a little something as well. "Now that you mentioned it…I notice that too. So Ty, got something to say for your defence?" she said making Tala chuckle.
"No! I mean, Yes! I mean..urgh…" Tyson glared at them, crossing his arms by his chest and sunk into the chair. "You people are too mean…"
Dizzi smile cheerfully. "We're not THAT mean, Tyson. It's the truth ANYWAY!" Tala stood up and walked towards the window. "What do you know…the kitten and his friends are outside," he mused, while motioning the other two to come and have a look.
"Wonder what they're doing…" Tyson had asked while scratching his head. "Want to go down and see?" he asked, while Tala and Dizzi nodded with agreement.
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Kai looked in front of the mirror and saw himself with no feathers whatsoever. It took a good, five hours just to scrub those bitchy things off and of course he succeeded, only to have known that it was quite painful to take off, since the pancake syrup has dried on his body. As an aftermath, there were red marks on his arms, neck, and forehead from all the plucking and scrubbing that he did.
Thinking of a perfect way to kill his fiancé he went to the balcony to think. 'Maybe colour his hair…nah too easy. Hmm…maybe shave his tiger's fur? Nah, that feline would scratch my skin,' Kai kept on thinking until he saw Rei and his friends walking out of the woodlands.
"Hey you!" the crimson-eyed boy yelled over the terrace making the neko-jin look at him. "Hey Kai!" Rei yelled with a eerie, sweet voice, making Kai, Bryan, Max and Kenny shudder. "How come you have red spots?" The neko-jin asked curiously.
Kai glared at him, and jumped over the ledge of the balcony, landing down on his feet. "Why ask the question, when you have the answer to it?!"
Rei frowned at the boy in front him, while Bryan just tried to hide the smirk that was forming into his lips. "What do you mean I have the answer to it? Oh, and I'm impressed at the thing that you did, Kai-kai!" The raven-haired boy shuddered inwardly at name he gave his fiancé. And of course he perfectly knew what Kai was talking about, after all he was the one who made it all happen, besides Bryan. He was just toying with the slate-haired boy, that's all.
"DON'T CALL ME THAT! And yes you have the answer to it, since you're the one who did it!" Kai gave the neko-jin with his death glare of doom, although he was slightly surprised that Rei was actually immune to it.
"Accusing people of doing something that they didn't do is bad, Kai," Tala said, while Tyson and Dizzi were walking with him towards the others. "You don't have anything to do with this, Tala." Kai turned his glare towards on one of his best friends.
"Oh, is this about that pink feathers thing?" Tyson's naivety didn't come at the right time, before Kai could beat the bluenette up, Max (who was on sugar high at the moment) interrupted him. "WHAT PINK FEATHERS? OH! DID THE FEATHERS COME TO LIFE AND TRIED TO EAT KAI?" the blond cocked his head to one side with an index finger on his cheek.
At this moment, everybody sweat dropped while Bryan muttered something about people and sugar don't go together. Kai glared at hyper boy and said, "NO ONE, tried to eat me, Mizuhara! It's your friend's fault why I'm utterly pissed right now!"
"He's always pissed," Dizzi murmured solemnly, though Kai didn't heard it.
Now, Rei gave Kai a deadly look. "What do you mean I made you angry, YOU'RE ALWAYS ANGRY!" The neko-jin crossed his arms over his chest, eyes slowly turning into slits.
"Haha…yeah like that's true. Don't lie to me, Kon. I know that you somehow did this." Kai taunted Rei as he gave the other boy his infamous smirk.
Kenny sighed, oh boy. Another argument…it's like de ja vu, no? Anyway, Tala suggested the others to sit on the grass if they don't want to be part of the upcoming verbal fight. Everybody obliged, while Rei and Kai were the only ones who were standing up, ready to explode any second.
"Do you even have any proof that I somehow came into your room, and pour feathers on you for no reason?"
"I don't need any proofs, cat boy!"
"I have a name! It's Rei and use it!"
"You can't make me!"
"Hah, fine then…if you call me cat boy, then I'll call you…uh…"
Kai gave a triumphant smirk. "Haha…like what, sweetie?" By the time that he realized that he said that, Kai widened his crimson eyes. He couldn't believe how, or why that word came out from his mouth. The stoic boy noticed that Rei widened his eyes too, with those slits of eyes going back to normal.
"You want Rei to call you that, Hiwatari?" asked Bryan incredulously, while the rest of them just gawked at the thing that Kai said.
Kai scolded himself inwardly and regained his composure by sending a retort back the lavender-haired boy. "Hah, I was being sarcastic, you idiot. As if, I would like cat boy to call me that." He looked back at Rei and saw that those slits were coming back in those golden orbs.
"Then I'll call you bird brain then, you bird brain!" Rei shrieked as he heard, Max, Tyson and Tala laughed their butts off until the next millennia, while the rest were stuffing their fists to stifle their laugh.
"Hah, unless I cut that tongue of yours off, then I guess you wouldn't be able to talk now, would you?" Kai threatened the neko-jin, feeling really pissed off and not noticing Dizzi and Bryan stand up and go behind them. "As if you wo—" Rei didn't finished his sentence since someone's lips was covering his lips into a kiss. It seems like Bryan and Dizzi had finally had enough and pushed those two on their backs, which made them kiss.
Both Kai and Rei widened their eyes in shock when they realized what was happening, although no one was trying to push back. Kai noticed how soft Rei's lips were, and starting to crave some more, while Rei was actually noticing the same thing. To them, it seems that a few seconds (actually its 40.5 seconds) is like an hour, until someone had said something.
"Aww…they look so sweet together!" Max looked at the engaged couple in a dreamy state. After the blond had said this, the two went back into reality, and pulled off from each other.
"Ok…who the hell pushed me into the bird brain?!" yelled Rei while turning his head to his so-called friends.
Everybody except Bryan took a step back, while Tyson mouthed off Kai that Dizzi was the one who pushed him to the raven-haired boy. "YOU TWO ARE SO GOING TO GET IT!" Both Kai and Rei said at the same time, and for the first time, the two didn't actually argue about it, since they're lunging at their best friends. The rest saw this and started to run right inside the castle.
"Arggghhhhh…I swear to god, when I get my hands on Bryan, he'll never know what hit him!" Rei said, while his fangs were starting to appear. "Tell me about it…" Kai muttered, both noticing that they actually agreed on something.
Meanwhile, Bryan, Dizzi, Tala, Kenny, Max and Tyson were running like hell away from their best friends. Apparently, that was a part of some plan to get them together faster. Everyone was so impatient about it, and so the adults told them right before they left that they have to get the other two together faster, although they have to be discreet and help little by little.
"Good job you guys," panted Tala as he ran. "Those two really craved for something, and it's only one kiss!"
Kenny nodded in agreement, "I know! You guys really did a great job!" Dizzi blushed slightly while Bryan just smirked smugly. "You're forgetting who am I, Kenny," the lilac-eyed boy said. "Now, phase two. You ready Max? Kinomiya?"
"We were born ready, Bryan!" Tyson said. "Now you guys hide now, or you'll be dead meat!" With that, Tyson and Max stopped running and stayed behind, while the rest kept on running.
"You ready, Freddy?" asked Tyson while Max just look at him in confusion. "Umm…my name's Max," the blond said. Tyson just sweat dropped and told the blond that it was just a figure of speech, while Max just apologized for his stupidness. (A/N: aww…Max! Don't be so hard on yourself! Max: --blushes--)
"Look, over there!" Rei saw a glimpse of blue and blond hair, and noticed that it was Tyson and Max. "Let's ask them if they've seen Bryan or Dizzi." Kai agreed and walked with Rei towards the other two. "Have you guys seen Tokugawa and that other friend of yours?" the crimson-eyed boy said in a monotone voice.
"Yeah, they went over there!" Max pointed towards a brown door to his left. "Both of them were really psyched out so they went into hiding." Kai snorted and started to walk down the corridor where the door was while Rei followed right behind him, after he said this to Max. "Don't point your finger, Maxie. It's rude. (1) " And with that, both boys ran down the corridor and went into the door.
"Mission accomplished!" Tyson yelled while he suddenly hugged Max, who became startled with the action and started to blush, but didn't seemed to mind.
Anyway, meanwhile, Rei heard Tyson yelled something and realized that it was a trap. He went back to the door, and tried to pull it open. He pulled and he pulled but, the door was sealed shut and it won't budge. Kai noticed this and realized, that this is one of the doors that can only be opened from the outside.
"Shit."
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"You think Max and Tyson did their roles perfectly?" asked Dizzi while she joined the others and stopped running.
Kenny suggested that they should check up on the other two so him and Dizzi walked back to corridor, leaving Tala and Bryan all alone. "That was a really brave thing to do, it took guts." The icy blue-eyed boy tried to have a conversation with the other boy.
"Hah, you should see us when we were young," Bryan said, while turning his gaze from the corridor to Tala's blue eyes. "I always make fun of him, 'cuz I thought he was a girl when I first so him."
Tala gave a low chuckle. "Really? Wow…and you actually live through that?" Bryan nodded and walked over to lean on the wall, although he didn't see a folded part of a rug and stumbled onto it, making him fall over Tala…their lips millimetres away from each other…
"You know, it's not nice when you two are planning on doing it right here in the middle of the corridor," a girl voice interrupted their moment making Bryan stumbled off away from Tala, while the other boy just blushed, the same colour as his head.
"We weren't doing anything!" Both yelled at the same time, making Dizzi and the others grin more. "Sure…whatever." She said.
"Anyway, mission accomplished!" Max said as he helped Bryan up, while Tyson did the same thing to Tala.
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Crystal: There, done! =) oOh…ya know what? I went to the hospital today 'cuz our family friend had a baby, and the baby was girl, and she is so cute!
Rei: Really?? Hmm…makes me want to have one…
Kai: --has a nosebleed and faints--
Crystal: -.-;; Wow…go figure. ANWAY! Hehe…I put some, ahem, Kai/Rei action, and Tala/Bryan action for you people! Hope you like them! =) Oh and Max…was such a party-pooper…
(1) – Heheh…I couldn't resist! My best friend always tell me that when I point at something…
Crystal: Now, don't forget to R&R! Ja ne for now, minna-san! --waves happily--