A/N: Apparently someone added this fic to a C2 group called 'Teen Titan Lover' for romance fics. If there is one thing I hate it's a shipper fic. This is in no way a romance fic, it was put there by mistake or you just hate my guts. Well whoever did this, TAKE MY STORY OUT OF THAT SHIPPER COLLECTION! The only pairing that actually makes sense is Robin/Starfire and even those make me vomit.

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The set has changed, it is now black and dark shades of blue. The heavy machinery has been replaced with more torture devices and all of the lights are gone, they have been replaced with torches and candles. Then Raven said, "Hello, this is the-"

"Raven show!" the audience said and cheered. Raven glared at them.

"Do that again and I'll drop a bus on you." The audience was now completely silent.

"Slade is unavailable for today's show. Robin just pressed child molestation charges on him. He's being held without bail, so I'll be doing this until he comes back or it begins to piss me off. Anyway today's guest is," she looked at an index card, "you have got to be kidding me. Terra?"

"SHE'S ALIVE!" B.B said from the audience. Raven glared at him.

"I thought idiots weren't allowed on this set." She remarked.

"What are you gonna interview the statue?" The statue of Terra is then brought in

"Terra I love you!" B.B said as he jumped out of his seat and hugged the statue of Terra, "I forgive you!"

"Beast Boy, you are aware you're in love with a rock?"

"You were in love with a book!"

"My book talked, your slab of rock doesn't."

"Well my statue isn't pure evil like your stupid book!"

"Your statue stabbed us in the back, big time."

"So did your book! Not to mention him being 500 million years older than you." Starfire got out of her seat and went on to the stage and said,

"Friends, please stop the fighting. Will you not try giving the peace a chance? Robin would not approve of this fighting! Think of Silky! Both of you are to partake in the exchanging of apologies" Raven and Beast Boy both said "I'm sorry." Then B.B took his seat in the audience.

"Glorious!" Starfire said, "All is well again! Let us speak with our guest!" then she looked at Terra and asked, "What is it like to be a rock?"

No response.

"It seems most interesting. Many people have wondered if you have need to excrete liquid wastes while in your rock formation to maintain homeostasis-" Raven cut her off,

"Enough Starfire, I have actual questions I need to ask before bringing her back to life."

"You will bring back Friend Terra! Magnificent!"

"Beast Boy and Terra will be making several promises before I bring her back," Raven said, "Terra, we will automatically take your failure to respond as a "Yes." If you lie I'm turning you back into stone understand?"

No response.

"Good."

"How come you didn't change her back before!" B.B said. Raven glared at him.

"I didn't feel like it, and it was the wrong time of the year. Terra will you look upon me as your superior?"

No response.

"Good. Will you feel so guilty everyday for back-stabbing us that you want to kill yourself, but don't so you can suffer?"

No response.

"Correct response. Will you pay me twenty bucks a month?"

No response.

"You're doing great-"

"You can't do this!" B.B yelled from the audience

"Would you rather I put a permanent hex on her?" there was a brief moment of silence, "lastly Terra do you swear on your life and the life of this very Earth that you will refuse to partake in any nauseating, pointless, show-killing romance with Beast Boy or any other character on the show?"

No response. The audience began to cheer like crazy.

"That isn't fair! She doesn't even know what she's promising you!"

"She will when I bring her back and threaten her," She walked to where B.B's seat was and said, "Beast Boy, do you promise to contain your overactive hormones around Terra and never partake in any nauseating, pointless, show-killing romance with her or any other character on the show?"

"I promise" Beast Boy sadly said, the audience cheered some more.

"Even though this may seem unfair to you now, it's not. Beast Boy, I never thought it possible but there are fans of the show who think you're funny. When you're in love those few people no longer find you funny. Romance is bad for everyone, which is why I refuse to partake in it, if you forget about the book thing."

"Oh really?" B.B held up some comics, "let's take a look at all of Raven's boyfriends, The Kid Flash, Slade's son, Brother Blood" he reads a page, "talk about a pimpet!"

Raven got a little red at this, "I had to manipulate Kid Flash so I wouldn't die, Jericho hit on me, Brother Blood was a lot younger, worshiped my father in a cult, tried to marry me, wanted me to have his baby, fellow Titans and some enemies killed my wedding. End of story. No senseless romance on my show. Only in Starfire land. We're out of time. Go home" then she said to security, "you better burn all of those comic book pictures of us by tomorrow… and now a word from our break!...

Killer Moth: "Were you recently arrested?"

Slade: "Yes!"

Killer Moth: "Do you need a lawyer? Or several thousand mutant moths to eat the city?"

Slade: "Yes!"

Killer Moth: "Then call 1-800-KILLER-MOTH, our lawyers will help you! Unless you've been charged with something sick like child molestation…"

Slade: ((begins cursing in every language known to man and several known to monkeys))

A/N: I have seen what they look like in the comics… I have been mortified… look on google if you dare, you have been warned. ((shivers at sight of the comic book Starfire, by far the scariest…))