A/N: Alrighty then, this non-lovey, romantic, mushy, shipper story is still in that C2 group for romance stories… considering you didn't take it out it was probably not a mistake and you just hate my guts! If it must be this way I hate yours with the intensity of the fire of 1000 suns!

Props to…. kyo-kitty, LostChickenWednesday723, Kissa123, random reader, birdtears, sillymail, moo and Factious Fay! To Will-the-Titan sorry to disappoint you but hey, nobodies forcing you to read this.

"Hello and welcome back to," Raven paused wanting to drop a bus on them.

"The Raven show!" The audience said and cheered (this audience is not very smart) a bus was immediately dropped on them

"I told you not to do that again," she said, "Slade is currently being held without bail, and he sent us a note," she began to read from the paper, 'stop ruining my show you worthless mortal, I'm going to tear off your limbs and kill you all, after that I'll-' alright, no one cares." Raven crumpled up the paper into a ball and threw it behind her back, "Junk mail. Anyway, with a little help from Starfire, I'll be turning this slab of rock into a real girl today."

"Greetings everyone!" Starfire said as she walked on to the stage.

Raven opened a really old big book that's written in Gaelic or some other extremely old cool language, "I am a trained professional do not try this at home. Starfire, bring in the ingredients." Starfire brought in an iron gothic looking shopping cart.

Raven looked at the book, "This spell needs the planets to be in a special alignment. If anyone causes me to screw up I won't be able to try again for another ten years."

"Your silence is kindly requested." Starfire said.

"Lay the rock on mallow roots after preparing them properly. That means marshmallow Star"

Starfire held up a box of peeps and smiled "Look the marshmallows are made to look like colorful bunnies!' Raven narrowed her eyes,

"she had to get those… make a bed for her out of them." Raven said, then Starfire opened about 300 boxes of peeps and lined them all up "Now, heat up the marshmallows so they blow up and then shrink back down."

"BOO-YAH!" Cyborg said and then blasted them, "man do peeps taste great after you put 'em in the microwave."

"May I ingest upon the peeps that have put in the device of micro waving?" Starfire asked.

"Sure! We got plenty!"

"Enough," Raven said, "Starfire quickly pour three jugs of sea water on her, two pots of coffee, then the smelling salts and when you're done spray her with the fire extinguisher, then hit her over the head with it." Starfire did this within a split second as Raven screamed out some spell.

Slowly the stone began to get replaced with flesh and then Terra woke up, "What the?" she said and sat up, "Where am I? And why am I covered in peeps?"

"Raven's program of the television!" Starfire said, "Friend Terra we have brought you back from the world of stone to our world again!" then she hugged Terra so tight it cut off her circulation.

"Can't breathe!"

"YOU BROUGHT HER BACK!" B.B said as he jumped out of his seat.

"Beast Boy," Raven said, "our agreement."

"Oh yeah…" he took his seat.

"Terra, you'll automatically turn into stone again if you break any of the promises you made during our last show" a clip of the last show was played.

"But why?" Terra asked.

"Crappy romance is bad for your brain," Raven said, "It ruins comedy. End of story. No romance on my show as I said before, only in Starfire land." Starfire giggled a little.

"I thought you didn't like comedy?" Terra said.

"Depends on you definition of comedy," Raven said, looked at a guillotine and cracked a small smile, "Now it's time for some advertisements."

…………………………………commercial break!...

Beast Boy (walking into the main room) "Good afternoon Lady Raven, I pray the day finds you well. Would you fancy playing a game of chess or something else that has to do with intellect?"

Raven (raises an eyebrow) "Who are you and what have you done with Beast Boy?"

Beast Boy "Or perhaps Lord Cyborg could educate me on mechanics and other things the simpler among us would fail to comprehend."

Cyborg "B, this is exactly why you're not supposed to take drugs!"

Beast Boy "Why would I do drugs? I have wonderful algebra problems to do all day long!"

Everyone's eyes widened and mouth dropped open.

Robin "Not acting like yourself. Another amazing side effect of hunger, don't get hungry grab a Snickers!" (holds up candy bar)

"That's it for today," Raven said, "Now get the heck outta my studio."