A/N: Sorry for the veeeeeeeeeeeeery long update… me was working on other stories and other crap… the next chapter will be up sometime next week I promise you!

Props go to: kyo-kitty, star wars rocks, TheSkeet, Megzwillrule4evr, Napolean Dynamite clone, Alsoknownas, worthlessdeath, Quote4, sillymail, moo, jejuneepitaph and Saint H

And to everyone who agrees with me about romance killing comedy: YOU KICK ARSE!

The set has changed yet again, now it is very scary shades of pink and purple, the medieval torture devices have been replaced with stuffed animals and pictures from Disney movies. Then Starfire said to the audience,

"Hello! And welcome to-"

"Starfire's program of the television!"

"Raven did not show up today and a piece of paper with her handwriting inscribed upon was found saying, 'There are too many idiots here for me to deal with, they're poisoning my mind.' So now I shall be place taking for her!" the audience cheered, "everyone in the audience shall receive a free package of the processed mallow root that has been made to look like little bunnies!" the audience cheered again, "but first we shall have an interview with the creator of Silky, Killer Moth."

Some security guards brought Killer Moth onto the stage. "Welcome to Starfire's program of the television," Starfire said, "you are the creator of silky correct?"

"Yes," he responded, "I am. They promised free refreshments, where are they?"

"HE NEEDS TO BE REFRESHED!" Pippin yelled from the audience, "and so do I!"

"The refreshments shall follow the interview!" Starfire said, "What inspired you to create Silky?"

"World domination."

"Fascinating," Starfire said, "If it happened to be the fifth of June, the brightness of the sun was happily penetrating the earth and there was a great abundance of the water's melon would you give Silky a pickle?"

"Why would I do that? Larva M319 eats its own kind, after they explode of course, they also eat buildings and other miscellaneous objects…"

"Correct! How many siblings does Silky have?"

"At least 10,000."

"Yes, you said that you created Silky for world domination. Is that so that he and his many siblings may keep you company?"

"No, it's so they can eat the city, people, world whatever. I don't need them after that."

"Did you not think of their feelings?"

"They have no feelings."

"YOU ARE MOST HORRIBLE!" Starfire screamed then she shot starbolts at him from her eyes and hands at the same time, "SILKY REQUIRES LOVE AND CARING!" some security guards took Killer Moth off the stage, "There shall be no disliking of Silky on Starfire's Program of the Television!" she took a minute to calm down, "As the peeps are given to the audience, please watch the following advertisements."

………………………………………………………..COMMERCIAL BREAK!...

(This is takes place when Robin was Slade's apprentice)

Slade "Robin, you and I are very alike."

Robin "STOP SAYING THAT!"

Slade "But considering you hate it here and hate me, I do have some good news."

Robin "You're letting me go!"

Slade "No you fool! I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!"

Robin "Then what was the point of saying 'considering you hate it here and hate me'?"

Slade "To get your hopes up and then send them plummeting to the ground!" (bursts out laughing at Robin)

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iPod Commercial!

An all black figure of B.B is on a bright green background wearing an iPod shuffle, doing the moon walk to Billy Jean by Michael Jackson.

An all black figure of Starfire is on a bright orange background holding a pink iPod mini, dancing to Since U Been Gone by Kelly Clarkson

An all black figure of Robin is on a red background wearing an iPod shuffle, dancing to 1985 by Bowling for Soup

An all black figure of Cyborg is on a light blue background holding an iPod, dancing to Can't Touch This by M.C Hammar.

An all black figure of Raven is on a purple background, meditating, an iPod is on her belt and she's listening to Silver and Cold by AFI. After a few seconds the lights go on, (the computer effects are gone) and the director walks on to the stage.

"Raven!" he said, "You're supposed to be dancing!"

"I don't dance." Raven said.

"Dance or you're out of the commercial!" Then Raven stopped levitating, took the ear phones out, dropped the iPod on the floor and walked away.

The Screen Flashes: "Get your iPod today! Sponsored by the Teen Titans!" Raven walks up to the screen and writes underneath it with a sharpie "except for Raven"

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"Please tune in next time for another episode of Starfire's Program of the Television!" Starfire happily said as the credits began to play.

A/N: Review and gimmie ideas of more stuff to advertise! And to whoever put me in that C2 group for stupid romance fics, DRINK UP EISEL THOU INFECTIOUS DREAD-BOLTED HARPY!