A/N: See I said I'd put the chappie up this week and I did! Anyone who is interested on Slade's verdict, check out my new fanfic "Slade on Trial" it'll be five or six chapters; (I actually have all of the chapters written (unlike this story) so there will be no long updates!)
Proppies go to! -- sillymail, basketcase101, Terra, worthlessdeath, kyo-kitty, TheSkeet, WeaselChick, moo, blackcat49, Sarah, Certified Teen Titan, disappearer/Syani, NumbuhZero, switchfoot13 and Megzwillrule4evr! YOU ALL KICK ARSE!
(all commercial suggestions will be used in the future)
Terra - Thanks for the violence suggestion! Time for a daytime talk show rip off! Muhahahaha!
disappearer/Syani - Yes me is weird! Me name is the lone psychopath and I have a shirt that says "Got Haggis?" on it…it's one kick arse t-shirt! As for romance, I am one of those people who tends to yell out "GET A ROOM!" people kissing isn't funny, it's boring and nauseating at the same time.
(If you gave me a commercial suggestion, I'm gonna try to use everyone's sometime in the future.)
"Hello and welcome to-" Starfire began
"Starfire's Program of the Television!" the audience said and cheered.
"Today we are going to help out three individuals with a problem they have. Please give a warm welcome to Raven, Beast Boy and Terra."
Raven flies onto the stage and takes a seat followed by B.B and Terra who are holding hands.
"Raven does not like that Beast Boy and Terra display romantic feelings for one another. Terra suspects jealousy. Raven, are you jealous of them?"
"No. I view Beast Boy as an irritating little brother. I view Terra as a deceiving, knifing, betraying, backstabbing waste of animation funds, serving more as a liability than an asset to the teen titans and cartoon network. However I view Terra in her rock formation as a wonderful lawn ornament and a perfect way to conserve animation funds."
"Can you tell us that in English?" B.B asked with question marks surrounding his head.
"No."
"She's not jealous," Cyborg said from the audience to B.B, "she thinks you're annoying and just doesn't like Terra."
"Fine," Terra said, "I don't like you!"
"I didn't like you first, almost as much as watching others participate in romance."
"Why is that?" Starfire asked her.
"I had a bad experience, and it ruins comedy."
"Could you tell us about your bad experience?"
"I had a bad experience."
"You will feel better if you share."
"I had a bad experience." Raven was a little ticked off now.
"Please share."
"I told you I had a bad experience!"
"A possessed book broke her heart." B.B said.
"That is most tragic; would you like a disposable handkerchief?'
"What the heck?" Raven asked, "Is this Dr. Phil or something?"
"No, this is Starfire's Program of the Television." She took out a rubber ducky and handed it to Raven, "show us where he touched you."
Raven simply dropped the duck on the floor, "This show is idiotic, it serves no purpose."
………………………………commercial break………………commercial break………...
Robin: "Crime fighting sure makes you hungry."
Cyborg: "You know what hit's the spot?"
Starfire: "What?"
Cyborg: "MEAT! And I got lots of it!"
Beast Boy: (jumps Cyborg) "and that's why you should join PETA! People for Ethical Treatment of Animals! Eating animals is not ethical!"
Robin: (jumps Beast Boy) my hair gel is not PETA approved! Don't join PETA so I can keep my hair.
Starfire: (jumps Robin) your hair gel is most horrible as it harmed many little puppies! Do not listen to them, buy lots of mustard! No animals were harmed in its wonderful making! (holds up a jar of mustard and smiles)
Merry and Pippin: (pop up behind her) MUSTARD!
Raven: (looks over at the pile of teen titans) pathetic, truly pathetic.
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"Raven," Starfire began, "you said you enjoyed Terra as a rock, why did you change her back?"
"She promised me a monthly stipend of twenty dollars." She answered.
"Raven!" B.B said, "Why can't you talk in English!"
"The same reason perfectly healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front counter of a drug store, but sick people have to walk all the way to the back to get their prescriptions."
"Woah… I've never thought about that. Weird."
"Just like Raven." Terra said, "Freak."
"Knave." Raven responded.
"Loser."
"At least I'm not a lawn ornament."
"Better than being a suicidal goth!" then she started to pretend to be Raven, "Wah! My daddy is evil and doesn't love me! Wah! Slade is stalking me and my daddy's always trying to corrupt me! My life sucks!" she went back to being herself, "you're not the only one with problems you know!"
Everybody Hurts by R.E.M starts playing
"Oh no you don't!" Raven flew out of her seat, black power formed around her fists, "Only I can make fun of my father. And don't you dare compare your life to mine!"
"I believe I just did."
"Terra…" B.B nervously said, "that was kinda harsh… Raven is my friend…"
"I'm gonna kick you're arse, right here right now." Raven (the evil four red eyes Raven) said to Terra.
"Fine! You asked for it!" Terra said, jumped out of her seat and brought up some rocks from under the studio building.
Everybody Hurts by R.E.M is still playing.
"Friends!" Starfire said, "This may be calmly discussed! There is no need to inflict physical harm upon one another!" Starfire was to late Raven and Terra had already begun hurling various objects at each other with their telekinesis. The audience began to cheer them on even though they were getting hit with the cross fire. "Well I guess that is all for this week, join us next time on Starfire's Program of the Television!"
A/N: That's all for now. To whoever put me in the evil C2 romance-mushy-yucky-lovey group. I shall have to insult thee until thou takest me out of that evil C2 group!
SIT THEE ON A SPIT THOU PUNY TARDY GAITED JOLTHEAD!
WIPE THY UGLY FACE THOU YEASTY ILL-NURTURED FLAX-WENCH!
SWIM WITH LEECHES THOU PUKING GUTS-GRIPING BARNACLE!