A/N: Sorry once again for the kinda long update. But I made this chappie longer for you! I puts da props at the bottom!
When Terra and Raven beat each other up they completely maimed the set, being the cheap producer that I am I gave them no money to repair damages. Starfire didn't want a messed up set, there are only two idiots in all of Jump City who'd want a TV set with no audience…
"Hello and welcome to…" Beast Boy started.
"Video game reviews with B.B and Cy! BOO YAH!" Cyborg said.
"Where we look at awesome games from the past and the present!"
"But first we're gonna show you the rest of last week's cat fight!"
"There's nothing hotter than two angry chicks!"
"Yes there is!"
"What?"
"Two angry chicks with super-powers! Play the clip!"
"Talk about some serious P.M.S! But first some commercials cuz we gotta get money for the damages…"
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A bunch of Slade's robots and other random monsters are chasing the titans when Beast Boy pulls out a credit card.
B.B: "You can't get us cuz I have a Capital One no hassle card!"
Bad guys: "Awww…"
Slade bot#3278: "Hey wait a minute, minors can't have credit cards! And how can a stupid piece of plastic stop us from hurting you?"
B.B: "Crap." (Gets trampled by bad guys)
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Trigon: "Do you hate the world?"
Slade: "Yes."
Trigon: "Would you like to blow it all up?"
Slade: "That would be somewhat amusing."
Trigon: "Then buy Trigon's evil blow up the world remote!" (very fast) "There is only one in existence and it belongs to me and you can't have it haha you suck."
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"And now for the fight!" B.B pressed a big red button a screen came down and started showing the fight.
Everybody Hurts by R.E.M is playing
Terra hurled a huge rock at Raven, Raven threw a cement truck at Terra, pause.
"I can't beat her up with this annoying song!" Terra said.
"It's way to calming." Raven said, "Change it." Starfire pressed a big red button and…
It's Not a Fashion Statement, It's a F------ Death Wish by My Chemical Romance starts playing
"Thanks!" Raven and Terra said at the same time, and then went back to fighting. After about ten minutes of fighting Terra screamed out,
"YOU TOOK MY CHILDREN AND PUT THEM IN A DUNGEON!" Raven paused for a second while thinking "wtf?" along with the audience. Then Terra hurled a huge rock at her and knocked her down, the audience cheered, "Distractions are so much fun," Terra said, she walked up to Raven and was about to hurl another hug rock at her, but then Raven moved her leg, knocking Terra down. Raven got up, then just as Terra got up Raven kicked her arse.
"I said I'd kick your arse!" Raven said. The audience went crazy.
"You are so DEAD!"
One hour later
Still fighting - Robin came and tried to break it up, he just got hit in the cross fire
Two Hours Later
Still fighting - half of the audience is gone, B.B, Cyborg, Starfire and Robin are eating popcorn and watching the fight.
Three Hours Later
Terra and Raven look like they're both going to die and yes, are still fighting. All of the audience is gone; the only people left are the rest of the titans.
"Think you could give it a rest?" B.B asked.
"No…" Raven and Terra said at the same time, they were both about to hurl another object at each other then they both collapsed and fell asleep.
"How are we supposed to get them home?" Cyborg said, "If Robin is stupid enough to carry a girl again…"
"I know, I know, more shipper fics!" Robin said, "Blame the animators! B.B carry Terra, Cy carry Raven."
"I will be happy to carry both!" Starfire said, "As I am a girl and have no feelings of romance for either of my female friends."
"Oh yeah, why didn't I think of that?"
End Clip
"I give that fight a 10 outta 10!" Beast Boy said.
"Today we're gonna review Zelda and the Ocarina of Time! It's about this boy named Link-"
"He's an elf fairy thing!"
"No! He's human you lean that when you play the game… baka."
"He was born with pointy ears so he's part elf or hobbit!"
"You have pointy ears."
"My ears became pointy after my skin turned green! I wasn't born with 'em. Link was! And he got his magic from that fairy fountain so he's part fairy."
"Raven has magic and she's human."
"No she's part demon and part another dimension!" pause, "Hey, if Raven's mom is white and her dad is red why is she gray? Wouldn't she be pink or something?"
"Yeah… maybe her mom was cheating on Trigon and we can tell her she's not gonna destroy the world."
"But then how would she do the red scary eyes thing?"
"I don't know. But you're makin a good point. And why are her hair and eyes purple?"
"Her mom has purple hair."
"Right about that but her dad is blonde so she should have lavender hair?"
"Yeah! And her mom's eyes are a blackish color, why are hers purple?"
"Maybe it has to do with recessive and dominate genes instead of a codominance." Raven said, she had been standing right behind them for some time now.
"That's it!" Cyborg said, "Thanks Raven…"
"RAVEN!" B.B and Cy said at the same time.
"You are DEAD!" Raven yelled at them.
"GO TO COMMERCIALS NOW!" B.B said running for his life.
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Starfire: "I am confused, are not Pepsi and Coke the same dark colored liquid, but in different wrappers?"
Robin: "No Star, Coke tastes better."
B.B: "Coke sucks! Pepsi is better it has more sugar!"
Cyborg: "You're both wrong! Dr. Pepper whoops both of their lame arses!"
Robin, B.B and Cyborg get into a big fight. (cloud of smoke limbs flying everywhere all of that)
Starfire: "They are fighting over which brand is healthier?"
Raven: "Starfire, remember when I told you drugs are bad and that you should never take them?"
Starfire: "Yes."
Raven: "This is why."
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B.B: "So your batteries aren't powerful enough for ya? Well I got just the thing! Cyborg's super huge battery! He only has three and they can all be yours just call 1-800-"
Cyborg: (standing right behind B) "What's this about my batteries?"
B.B: "AHHHH BYE!" (runs away)
Cyborg: "Buy a Dell they're awesome! Please buy one, we need money to pay for damages!"
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"Hello and welcome to the Raven show." Raven said, "As Beast Boy and Cyborg were found far too incompetent to host a TV show I will be taking over." A shot of B.B and Cy tied up in a back room is shown.
"WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO TO MY SET!" Slade said as he came back onto the show.
"Your girlfriend started it. Sorry we're all out of time join us next week for-"
"THE SLADE SHOW! I'M OUT ON BAIL!"
TIME 4 PROPZ!
chitoryu12: (evil grin) violence is fun!
disappearer/Syani: Thanks! Any thing lovey between B.B and Raven is sad (sad in the pathetic, way out of character way) I did however find Romeo and Juliet hilarious; I laughed my arse off at the end of the movie when we saw it in English. Shakespeare always knew how to make love funny…
gothchic: Thanks and… I understand why people don't like Michael Jackson BUT THRILLER AND THE MOONWALK KICK ARSE! As for M.C. Hammar his genie pants are awesome. Fine think what you want, I don't care, just don't yell at me you won't be able to change my mind.
wlackcat49: mmmmm mustard…..
worthlessdeath: I hate Terra too making her a snack for Trigon is a great idea! Maybe I'll use it later if you don't mind…
Weasel Chick: I will take you calling me a moron as a compliment, as Spongebob and Patrick have been called that many times.
bunnysquirrel: Thanks! Logging in always sucks…
Mystyre: Arse is one of my favorite words, learned it from Braveheart!
TheSkeet: There have to be some more funny Slade stories out there! I'll try and find some!
moo: Thanks! R.E.M kicks arse!
sillymail: adding Aflac to long list of commercial ideas…
Flames of the Sun: Thanks! If you really want to write comedy, really badly, or just want some laughs watch a lot of Monty Python and Mel Brooks movies, they'll help you come up with totally random ideas.
kyo-kitty: adding ING to long list of commercial ideas…
jejuneepitaph: LMAO! Hey wait a minute… I like animals! And yet I eat them…
Saint H: Thanks a lot!
Megzwillrule4evr: Slade is coming back! MUHAHAHA!
Turtle Sister: Me is bringing Slade and the dark side of the force back in the next chapter!
nala456: Thankie! Me is finally updating now…
A/N: The next chapter will be up as soon as I write it… hopefully this week. I'm not makin any promises. Do you want a crappy chapter up fast or do you wanna wait a little while for a decent one!