A/N: After seeing the end part 3, MAN DOES SLADE KICK ARSE! And because so many of you want to know what me deal with romance is, just look on me bio page.
The set is still pretty messed up and hazardous, more of the audience is back, Slade has had some medieval torture devices brought back in and black and red paint has also been splattered everywhere in tribute to the late Jackson Pollock, "Hello and welcome back to-"
"The Slade Show!" the audience said and cheered
"My greatest apologies for the imbeciles who were running my show during my absence; you can blame it all on Raven. Apparently her IQ is 50 - 60 points lower than I originally thought it was."
"It's a free country I don't have to do your lame show if I don't want to." Raven said from the audience.
"Anyway, because I was in prison I couldn't steal any bail money so I was forced to sell some of my precious technology to the military. If they use it to blast Bin Laden's head off at least I'll know it wasn't all for nothing. I'm due in court on Monday, if you wish to view my biased hearing read "Slade on Trial" by the same crack addict writing this-"
A/N: I am not a crack addict! …I prefer sugar
"Today's topic is "I always try to make things more dramatic then they actually are and I'll never have the guts to ask a girl out" everyone I give you Robin." the audience applauded and some security guards brought Robin onto the set, "Hello Mr. Grayson or would you prefer if I called you Dick?" Robin got very red very fast.
"NOBODY'S SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY REAL NAME!" Robin screamed, then he attempted to jump Slade but security grabbed him and threw him back in his seat.
"I ask that you do not do that again or we shall have to restrain you in a manner that is very painful. Actually by all means do it again."
"I'll see you in court. You're going down, way down."
"I'll get an appeal. Back to today's topic, Robin, why are you constantly trying to make things more dramatic than they are?"
"I don't."
"Yes, Robin, you do. What is it because you want girls to like you or something?"
"Shut it."
"It is isn't it?"
"Shut it."
"Don't lie; I was your age too once. Believe me they'll never go out with anyone in a uniform as tacky as the one you're wearing. Not to mention them all being taller than you..."
"When you die I'm going to rip out your heart and shove it in front of your face so you see how black it is before you die."
"Wonderful evil villain thoughts Robin, I told you we were alike. Except that I don't have your lame "I always have to be the hero" personality-"
"You have a lame "I always have to be the evil villain" personality."
"True, but at least my IQ is higher than that of a potato, my uniform is cool and Starfire isn't taller than me."
"Shut it."
"Robin, I just noticed your boots should make you about an inch and half taller and you're still short."
"I said SHUT IT!" Robin tried to jump Slade, but then some security guards grabbed him and put him in a straight jacket and tied his legs together, "Why the heck am I on your stupid show anyway?"
"I want to embarrass you." Robin stared at him evilly, "Just to show you that I'm fair I pick my victim… err… guest each week on a wheel," some security guards bring out a spinning wheel thingy, it is divided into ten sections, eight say Robin, one says Terra and the last one is divided into four parts, each part for one titan, "and now to embarrass you even more, are you ever going to ask a girl out?"
"Shut it."
"Too pathetic to give a decent answer," he pulls out some comic books, and looks through one "how touching, Robin's getting married to Starfire," he burst out laughing, "but then Raven's father takes over her and she trashes the ceremony," he looks through a few more comics, "after the titans managed to defeat Trigon and Raven's PMSing was over she was reborn as a golden spirit, what the? I'll assume the writer was on crack. After all of that, oh, how tragic, things didn't work out for Robin and Starfire and Robin died a virgin. The end."
"DIE SLADE!" Robin broke out of the straight jacket and was going to strangle Slade but Slade stopped him using the dark side of the force.
"Robin, how hard is it for you to comprehend? If you jump out of your seat and try to attack me, I humiliate you," he began to strangle Robin using the dark side, then he stopped, "this is far too pathetic for me to endure. Go home," some security guards took Robin off of the set, "and cry about how you'll be a virgin forever."
"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU SLADE!" Robin screamed from off set.
"Yes and one day hell will freeze over. Now time for some advertisements!"
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Robin opens his closet to reveal Silky has eaten all of his masks.
Robin's mask - $3
Beast Boy turns on the game station and realizes Silky has eaten the controllers
A new controller - $15
Raven goes to the book case only to see Silky eating her copy of all of Edgar Allen Poe's works
Hardcover copy of everything written by Poe - $30
Cyborg goes into his room and finds Silky eating his computer
Cyborg's super computer - $1000+
Starfire walks into her room and sees Silky eating some of her boots; she picks up Silky and cradles him while all of the other titans look ticked off.
Loving the mutant silk worm that's always eating your stuff - priceless
Raven: "What do you mean priceless? Because Robin let her keep that thing we have to pay for what it eats."
The love is priceless not what it eats
Raven: "Crack addict."
Hey I am not on drugs! I'm a voice over I can't even take drugs HA!
Raven: "Someone's in denial."
Nobody cares! Some things are priceless for everything else there's Master Card.
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"That's all for now, tune in next week for another episode of the Slade Show."
A/N: Ok... you're giving me way more reviews than I can handle... (where the heck did they all come from?) If you're review crazy read Silkie Fires Everybody by let's point out the obvious! It's frikkin hilarious and is lacking reviews and another kick arse story is Slade is My Father? by The Skeet.
now for the props…
If you wanted to know me deal with the romance go to be bio page
chitoryu12 - lol… read Slade on Trial the verdict'll be up eventually…
WeaselChick - Thanks!
sillymail - Grazie!
worthlessdeath - Link does look like a girl, but he isn't half bad compared to the really fugly fairies in the fountains…
TheSkeet - Danke schön!
Saint H - I've actually been thinking of giving Robin a turn at doing the show… muhaha…
OveractiveMind - I have every right to rail on them! THERE IS NO LOVE IN THISSTORY! (and Shakespearian insults are fun!)
moo - R.E.M 4EVER!
Shadowofazarath - Merci!
BananaBoots - Gracias
Flames of the Sun - Go raibh maith agat!
Aznka - Dank je wel!
Bunnysquirrel - Ahsante sana!
Wave Maker - umm…thanks for the suggestions but if you heard what I had to say about Green Day and Avril Lavinge(sp?) mostly Avril I think you might want to fire bomb my house.
Blue Wallpaper - actually I got the idea for the audience answering thing from the old All Thats when Amanda did the Ask Ashley sketches.
jejuneepitaph - Dziekuje bardzo!
vampiremage - I'm making fun of the show not the comic books, I know in the comics she had pale skin and black hair but I can't make fun of that now can I.
A/N: If you want to know what language all of the thank-yous are in… I'm not telling! hehehe…. next chapter will be up….when I write it… hopefully sooner than later.