A/N: Sorry for yet another long update, me was visiting family in California and am now adjusting to the stupid evil time change… ((collapses on keyboard))
"Hello and welcome back to," Slade said with Starfire sitting next to him.
"The Slade Show!" the audience said and cheered.
"I have good news and bad news, the good news is, I was found innocent!" the audience cheered, "and I have a restraining order on Robin, he can't come within 200 feet of me," the audience laughed at Robin in the very back of the audience and cheered, "the bad news is… I was found guilty of other crimes and I have to spend a month with Starfire." The audience started laughing, then Slade started strangling all of them using the dark side, "Still think it's funny!" the audience shook their heads, "Good." He stopped strangling them, "Today's topic is "I serve no purpose other than to waste animation funds" ladies and gentlemen I give you Terra-"
"No!" Starfire said, "You wish to embarrass Terra! That is not very nice! The topic of today's show shall be "I will apologize to Robin for being mean to him during the last episode." In which you shall be nice to Robin."
"When Democrats and Republicans vote for each other!"
"You shall be nice to Robin and say you are sorry!"
"This is my show! I can do what I want!"
"You will apologize to Robin!"
"Damn it! Why couldn't I have gotten jail time!" he took out a little notepad from his pocket and added Red X to his kill list and underlined Starfire's name several times.
"Now you are to say "Robin, I am most sorry for humiliating you on the television and doing horrible things to you that should only been done by those who are married while you were my apprentice""
"No I am not! All I did was embarrass him on TV and that's it. This is my show I'll do what I want! The only reason you're here is because of that stupid Red X! I refuse to apologize to Robin!"
"Then you shall make a list of everything that is good about him so he feels better, if you will not apologize."
"Star," Robin said from the very back of the audience, "you're kind of making it worse…"
"Will you shut up if I do the list thing?" Slade asked
"Perhaps" Starfire told him
"Fine," he took a deep breath, "Robin is good at having bad taste in uniforms, he's good at being shorter than you," Robin looked down in shame, "he's good at being an ungrateful worthless apprentice-"
"Those are not kind things and Tamarainens are naturally taller than most humans, there is nothing shameful in his being shorter than I!" Robin looked down in more shame.
"You know what? I'm changing today's topic."
"Magnificent!"
"The new topic is "If Starfire keeps her mouth shut for the rest of the show I'll pay her $10,000" so Starfire do you have anything to say?"
"Bribery is horrible and wrong! You should let Robin have a turn to host your program of the television."
"If you keep your mouth shut I'll let him do something next week!"
"Glorious!" Starfire hugged Slade, Slade's one eye widened, "Shall he host the program of the television with us?"
"No, I have a restraining on Robin; now keep your mouth shut," Starfire said nothing, "good. Ok, I have to come up with a new topic," he thought for a moment, "screw it. I'll interview Raven." some security guards brought Raven onto the set, "Raven, sometimes you have flashes of foresight, correct?"
"Yeah," Raven said, "Why am I on your show?"
"I couldn't think of anything else to do and your IQ meets the requirement. Have you had any visions of what's to come in season 5?"
"No."
"Then what's the point of you having foresight if you can't see anything good with it!"
"How should I know? I was born that way."
"So you haven't seen anything from season 5… at all?"
"No."
"I don't believe you."
"If I had a vision of anything I would've let the fan sites pay me off a long time ago. Can I leave now?"
"At least make something up!"
"We beat up some bad guys, nobody gets any smarter and Robin does some more obsessing over you."
"No sheiße Sherlock! That happens in every season, tell the audience what they want to hear." He shoved a microphone in her face.
"I told you I don't know anything." She said pushing the microphone away, "The fansites know more than me."
"You have to know something I can blackmail you about later, maybe something that would drive the shippers insane?"
"Fine, you meet some girl."
"That's not funny. I meant the shippers that make you miserable!"
"If you wanted to interview someone stupid I highly recommend Beast Boy. And how many times do I have to tell you? I know nothing about season 5! I'm leaving." Raven got up and left. Slade didn't try to stop her.
"See I can be nice sometimes, I didn't strangle the girl. I'm just hoping she gets hit by a bus on the way out," Starfire shook her head at him; "this is my show I can say what I want. Play the commercials."
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B.B: "Hey Raven, would you ever wear Starfire's uniform?"
Raven: "No."
B. B: (waves a Klondike bar in front of her) "What if I gave you a Klondike bar?"
Raven: "No."
B. B: "But it's a Klondike bar! The ice-creamy goodness!"
Raven: "No."
B. B: "But it's a Klondike bar, Raven, a Klondike bar!"
Raven: "No. You really think I'm gonna degrade my self for some ice-cream?" (walks away)
Cyborg and Robin both walk into the room, staring evilly at Beast Boy, wearing Starfire's uniform. They both put out a hand and Beast Boy gives them each a Klondike bar. Raven walks in and opens her cape revealing Starfire's uniform. Her eyes widened at the sight of Robin and Cyborg, B.B gave her a Klondike bar.
B.B: "What would youdo for a Klondike bar?" (grins evilly and walks away)
Robin: "This-"
Raven: "-never happened."
Cyborg: "I say nothing, you say nothing." (they all nod in agreement)
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Cyborg: "Hi I'm Cyborg!"
B.B: "And I'm Beast Boy!"
-moment of silence-
B.B: "We're here for no apparent reason."
Cyborg: "We just wanted a commercial."
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Terra: "Is there a group of worthless losers you hate? I mean really really hate, say the Teen Titans?"
Bad guys: "YES!"
Terra: "Want me to earn their trust, learn their weaknesses and then backstab 'em?" (Spins knife in hand)
Bad guys: "YES!"
Terra: "Then call 1-800-BACKSTAB and I see what I can do for you." (continues spinning knife)
Slade: "HEY! Wait a minute YOU TURNED ON ME IN THE END!" (walks up to Terra and is about to strangle her)
Terra: (jumps behind Slade, and stabs him in the back, only to see it's a robot) "I'm a backstabber! It's what I do scheißekopf!
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"That's all for this week's episode of the Slade show, live audience members remember to bring any weapons you have next week. If Robin's show sucks you have my permission to form an angry mob and kill him. No strike that, form an angry mob and kill him anyway." Starfire glared at him, "When will you realize I've stopped caring what you think!"
A/N: That's all for this chappie! I had to give Robin a turn at the show, everyone else got a turn and I have been kinda mean to him lately… it's not like he doesn't deserve it! Always hogging the lime light from the cool people ((cough))SladeandBeastBoy((cough)) If you're wondering about the Starfire thing all you need to do is read the last chapter of 'Slade on Trial' and it should clear everything up. Now that that's done, time for proppies!
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