A/N: Thanks to everyone who pointed out that Raven's actually the one missing an ice pop. Five titans and four flavors and no villains is WRONG I TELL YOU!
"Hello and welcome back to…" Slade said with Starfire next to him.
"The Slade Show!" the audience said and cheered.
"It was not very kind of you to bound and gag me!" Starfire said.
"What part of 'evil villain' don't you understand?"
"You will give me an apology!"
"No I will not! You deserved it! If you had kept your mouth shut and hadn't forced me to watch that stupid chick flick with you… and took me to BUILD-A-BEAR!"
"You shall give me an apology."
"No I won't. I guess I'll simply have to bound and gag you again," the audience cheered.
"No you will not! You will give me an apolo-" Slade stopped her using that wonderful dark side of the force again, she was then bound and gagged by some security guards.
"Those who fail to learn from history are doomed to repeat it." Starfire shot some starbolts at him from her eyes; Slade put Cyclops's sunglasses from X-men on her, making every attempt of hers to shoot starbolts from her eyes in vain.
"I have an idea for a topic!" Robin said while being poked with a stick, "Today the audience has to be nice to Robin!" he looked over to a random audience member sitting right next to him, poking him with a stick, "will you cut that out!"
"No," ivorypanther said.
"Why?"
"Cuz it's fun! And Fay promised to share."
"Robin, you lose." Slade said, "Today's topic is, Let's introduce Raven to all of the other people who are voiced by the same lady as she is." Two security guards pulled Raven out of her seat and put her on the stage, and several cartoon characters fell from the sky, "Raven please meet, Kitten, Bubbles, Dill Pickles, Timmy Turner and Mark's warrior princess alien fiancé." (A/N: Tara Strong actually voices way more people than this, these are the ones that I know of)
"Mine!" Dill said.
Raven didn't speak; she just sat there popeyed with her mouth wide open in fear and total shock, then she fainted. Beast Boy, Cyborg and the rest of the audience burst out laughing, except for Robin who was being bothered by the audience. Then Bumblebee ran onto the stage.
"CLEAR!" she yelled and zapped Raven, "CLEAR!" she zapped her again, Raven woke up.
"No…" she said, "I'm not related to them vocally… no. This isn't happening. This is wrong… so very wong… Daria and Mandy should be there… or at least smart people!"
"YAY!" Bubbles said happily, "We have a new sister!" she hugged Raven, Raven started twitching.
"I am not your sister… Get away from me… very far away from me"
"I'm Timmy also known as," his costume magically appeared on him, "Cleft… the boy chin wonder!"
"Hey!" Robin said, "He's just a cheap rip off of me!"
"Well duh! My show makes cheap rip offs pf everything! It's what we do!"
"Mine!" Dill crawled to Raven and started pulling on her cape. While Kitten and Mark's warrior princess alien fiancé (you know, the scary girl who he's hiding from) were talking about violent ways to deal with boys who dump you. Then they both grinned evilly at Robin.
"No…" Raven said, "no… I am not vocally related to these people… no… no… no…" she turned to Slade, "what the hell did I ever do to you?"
"Although I do respect your intelligence, Jericho is quite smitten with you and what was the name of that episode where you beat the living scheiße out of me?"
"Oh yeah…" Raven laughed nervously
"Raven!" Bubbles hugged Raven again, "You can be our new power puff sister and help us fight mojo! But you need a new happy power puff name! Raven is a sad name!"
"Eh…?" Raven started twitching again. The audience burst out in laughter.
"HEY!" Beast Boy said, "You three are evil! Beating up poor mojo jojo like that! His species happens to be endangered you animal abusers!" Bubbles started to cry.
"That green boy was mean to me! WAH!"
"No little girl… um… I'm sorry?"
"Fay come back from potty! Now eat Robin!" she said happily while taking her seat right next to Robin, and took out a fork.
"Do not use a worthless fork…" moo said, "but an all powerful cheap plastic…" drum roll, "spork!" holds up a spork, "I have millions of them… MUHAHA!"
"Get away from me!" Robin told both of them, "SLADE!"
"Ugh…" Slade said, "I'm trying to enjoy Raven's suffering, go bitch to somebody else for once in your life!"
"The audience wants to eat me! And if they eat me you can't kill me yourself."
Slade began to cringe, "I don't give! Shutup and go bitch to somebody else! No wonder Batman dumped you on the teen titans as soon as he could!"
"Do as the man says or you shall be forced to eat the pudding of sadness…" KGdiva held up a bowl of it, Robin shutup, "go to commercials or I shall feed the pudding of sadness to you all…"
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Continued…
Robin: "I'm not a raciest! Are you accusing me of something?"
Cyborg: "Wait a sec…" Cyborg read the box, "WTF? Purple is my color? And it's heart shaped? THIS AINT RIGHT!"
Raven: "So they were too cheap to get another color of food coloring for me. I knew Robin was a sexist."
Robin: "I am not!"
Starfire: (gasp) "You find women inferior?"
Robin: "No I don't! The jerks that made the ice pops are sexists!"
Raven: "Then why are you protective of Starfire and me?"
Robin: "We're all protective of everybody!"
Beast Boy: "You do kinda help them more than us…"
Starfire: "So now we are seen as weak!" (Prepares to shoot a starbolt)
Robin: "No! Everyone is equal-"
Raven: "But some are more equal than others…"
Robin: (glares) "We're all equal. People of America… and wherever else this is being broadcast, do not but these evil ice pops!"
Raven: "But some are more equal than others…"
Robin: "Cut that out!"
Raven: "But some are more equal than others…"
Slade: "It wasn't like they gave me a flavor either!"
Starfire, Raven, Bumblebee, Jynx, Blackfire, Terra, and any other teenage girl that's appeared on Teen Titans are at a convention or something. Meanwhile Beast Boy and Robin are hiding behind the fence, B.B takes out a bottle of AXE, grins evilly, puts it on and gives it to Robin, who does the same and then they hop the fence.
Beast Boy: "Hello ladies" no response
Robin: "We have AXE on!"
Raven: "You're point being?"
Robin: "You're supposed to jump us and try and make out with us!"
Jynx: "You?"
Beast Boy: "Yeah! It makes us dead sexy!" grins evilly
Starfire: "Friends, you appear exactly the same."
All of the girls start to walk away. Beast Boy and Robin are now alone
Cyborg: "Did it work?"
Robin: "Does it look like it worked?" glares "I want my money back!" throws can on the floor. All of the girls run back, and get into a huge fight over who gets the can, Cyborg bursts out laughing.
Beast Boy: "This is so not funny."
Raven was running away from all of her voice siblings, who wanted to hug her, then she flew out the window, this didn't make them stop. Meanwhile TheSkeet, worthlessdeath, Blue Wallpaper, StickLad, BBfan4evah and moo had formed a little circle in the back of the audience and were coming up with a plan on how to catch Robin.
"This is called shoplifting, we take a potato sack-" TheSkeet was cut off by BBfan4evah.
"Are there any potatoes in it?"
"No!" worthlessdeath said, "I want him to starve!"
"We take the potato sack," TheSkeet went back to the plan, "then we quietly-"
"Stop," Blue Wallpaper said, "bird boy is eavesdropping."
"DIE EAVESDROPPER!" StickLad yelled and then threw a wireless game controller at Robin's head.
"Hey!" Robin said, "That really hurt! What's your problem?"
"It starts with an R has a B in the middle and ends with an N."
"Enough!" Slade said, "That's all we have for this week's episode of The Slade Show! All of you get out of here. LEAVE! We have a really tight budget and can't afford to keep all of your lazy arses in here!"
A/N: Thank you very much for all of your reviews, but WHERE THE HECK ARE THEY ALL COMING FROM? For those of you who have been asking, I get all of my comicbook blackmail info from titanstower . com / meeting . html (shivers) oh dear Lord those pictures of Starfire scare me…
Now for the proppies!
worthlessdeath
WeaselChick
BBfan4evah
KGdiva
TheSkeet
StickLad
Phantom Moon
RavenKicksAss
Flames of the Sun
ArcherofDarkness and Callie
disappearer/Syani - the first Ravager was Slade's oldest son, the fourth Ravager was Jericho's little sister, it's a very long story.
ShadeShine
TK FoX
Blue Wallpaper
Wave Maker
Bunnysquirrel
FirefliesWish
Inutitant12
Carolyn Carissa Sydnie - when I say romance ruins comedy, I mean in general, and do I dislike all of the titans except for Raven? I love all of the titans except for Robin and Terra! Silkie and Slade are my heroes! I make fun of everyone because I like them and it's pretty easy too.
NightRobin
OveractiveMind
kkori
jejuneepitaph
Saint H
KittyHelsing
A/N: Next chapter will be up as soon as I write it.