Disclaimer: Lead, Follow, or get out of the way.
Remember those annoying songs you used to love to sing as a little kid? Here's one now. Don't say I didn't warn you about the wackiness! For those who got confused in the previous chapters, PF Parfait Boy, CG Cheerleader Girl, LP Lone Power, TWD The Winged Defender.
Meet the newest character. . .Lee Powers. What is his significance? You'll see. ;)
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(Our wizardly entourage is walking down the streets of NYC.)
KIT: I'm hungry, let's grab something from Burger King!
ZOE: Sounds like a plan to me!
NITA: Kit? Are you ever not hungry?
KIT: (Pretends to think about it) Hmmm. . .Nope.
DAIRINE: (Rolls eyes) C'mon already! I'm starved! (They walk into Burger King and up to the register where a red-headed teen waits to take their order.)
LEE: (In a bored voice) Welcome to Burger King, can I take your order?
ZOE: You sure can, Mr. Monotone. Hmmm. . .I want one of those, and two of those. . .OH! And 4 of those!
LEE: Anything else?
AVRIL: Five parfaits, no nuts.
LEE: NO NUTS?!?!?! YOU HAVE TO HAVE THE NUTS! IT'S NOT A PARFAIT WITHOUT THE NUTS!
ZOE: Yeah, Avril. He's right, it's not a parfait without the nuts.
AVRIL: (Wide-eyed) Whoa, sorry! WITH the nuts then.
LEE: (Hands the food to them) Enjoy.
(Half an hour later…)
KIT: I'm stuffed. . .and bored. What're we gonna do now?
ZOE: I dunno.
(They get up and walk out. Kit bends over and picks something up off the ground.)
KIT: Hey! I found a Hershey bar! (Unwraps it)
NITA: Kit, no! Don't eat it! You don't know where it's been!
KIT: (Mouth full of chocolate) Oops.
DAIRINE: Hey! That reminds me of a song!
NITA: Oh please not that!
DAIRINE: Too late.
Her sat in her corner
And ate Hershey bars
KIT:
Ate Hershey bars
AVRIL:
Ate Hershey bars
DAIRINE:
Her sat in her corner
And ate Hershey bars
ZOE:
Ate Hershey bars
KIT:
Him sat in him corner
And smoked him cigars
(Nita covers her ears and squeezes her eyes shut)
DAIRINE:
Smoked him cigars
AVRIL:
Smoked him cigars
KIT:
Him sat in him corner
And smoked him cigars
ZOE:
Smoked him cigars.
Him told Her him loved her
But oh, how, Him lied
DAIRINE:
Oh, how, Him lied
AVRIL:
Oh, how, Him lied
ZOE:
Him told Her him loved her
But oh, how, Him lied
KIT:
Oh, how, Him lied
AVRIL:
Her sat in her corner
And cried til' she died
DAIRINE:
Cried til' she died
KIT:
Cried til' she died
AVRIL:
Her sat in her corner
And cried til' she died
ZOE:
Cried til' she died
NITA: (Gives in) Okay, okay.
Him went to Her funeral
Just for the ride
AVRIL:
Just for the ride
DAIRINE:
Just for the ride
KIT&ZOE:
Just for the ride
KIT:
Him sat on Her coffin
And laughed til' he died
NITA:
Laughed til' he died
ZOE:
Laughed til' he died
KIT:
Him sat on Her coffin
And laughed til' he died
DAIRINE&AVRIL:
Laughed til' he died
DAIRINE:
Her went up to Heaven
And flip-flop, she flied
AVRIL:
Flip-flop, she flied
ZOE:
Flip-flop, she flied
DAIRINE:
Her went up to Heaven
And flip-flop, she flied
KIT&NITA:
Flip-flop, she flied
ZOE:
Him went down to Hm-hm
And sizzled and fried
NITA:
Sizzled and fried
KIT:
Sizzled and fried
ZOE:
Him went down to Hm-hm
And sizzled and fried
AVRIL&DAIRINE:
Sizzled and fried
ALL:
The moral of this story, is
Don't smoke Cigars
Don't smoke Cigars
Don't smoke Cigars
EAT HERSHEY BARS!
NITA: Whew! That was something else!
ZOE: You're telling me!
(They walk down to the tunnel, and hop a subway)
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So. . .was that too wacky? Please review and let me know your thoughts! I'm always looking for new song suggestions! Thanks!