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Today's song is 'That's how I beat Shaq' by Aaron Carter. I'm not really a fan of his, but this has wackiness potential!
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(Nita, Zoe, Dairine, and Avril trek to Kit's house in an attempt to wake him up for an excursion.)
NITA: (shakes Kit awake) Kit, wake up! It's 12:30!
KIT: (Opens eyes and stands up) Nita! I just beat Shaquille O'Neal!
DAIRINE: (Rolls eyes) Whatever. C'mon. We're going into the city with Avril and Zoe.
KIT: But I-
NITA: We're late already because you wouldn't wake up. Now let's go!
(They walk outside and join Zoe and Avril in the subway station)
ZOE: Whoa! We thought we lost you guys!
NITA: Nah, Kit just didn't want to wake up.
KIT: (Insistently) I beat Shaq!
AVRIL: Right. . .
KIT: Really!
ZOE: Why don't you tell us about it?
(They leave his house and after a bit of walking, head onto the subway.)
KIT: Okay.
And it goes, and it goes
And it goes a little something like this
Hit It!
Kit is in the house
Come on
Here we go
Kit is in the house
Yo guys, check it out
Guess
what happened to me
NITA:
Another crazy story, come on K R
KIT:
I was hanging at the court
Just playing some ball
Working
on my game
ZOE:
Yeah, we heard it all
KIT:
I heard the fans screaming
I thought it was for me
But then I saw a shadow
It was 12 foot 3
It
was Shaquile O'Neal
DAIRINE:
What?
What did he say?
KIT:
How 'bout some one-on-one, you wanna play?
I told him why not, I got some time
But when I beat you real bad
Try
not to cry
AVRIL:
Please Kit, are you for real?
NITA:
One-on-one
with Shaquile O'Neal?
KIT:
Yeah, 34 Centre from the L.A. Lakers
DAIRINE:
You must've been nervous
KIT:
I knew I could take him
Scared the Shaq, psyche him out
I said O'Neal, you're in my house now
Start the game the whistle blows
Pay attention close as the story goes...
It's
like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT:
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
It's like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT:
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
So check it out
I thought I had the lead
But then he started scoring mad points on me
I was scoring up bricks
Was he hitting those shots?
I knew that there was a way that I could make it stop
I had a plan, I could change the pace
I said, Yo Shaq you didn't tie your shoelace
He looked down, I stole the ball
I'm taking him the ???? now watch me all
A 3-pointer, nothing but net
Come on Shaq, had enough yet?
Down by two, I'm catching up
I guess he's getting nervous
Cuz he got no luck
It's
like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT:
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
It's like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT:
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Kit's the man
Dunk after dunk
Jam after jam
Cheerleaders are cheering
Kit's the man
Announcers were shocked
I
couldn't believe it was real
DAIRINE:
I can't believe a kid just stuffed O'Neal
KIT:
One more second, was all that remained
I put the ball up
I put him in shame
I must admit that it sounds real crazy
But the ball went in
Then he cried like a baby
Sorry Shaq, I should've let you win
You're good too
And we can still be friends
The fans went nuts
They put me on their shoulders
Then I heard a voice
And
it sounded like Nita's
NITA:
"It WAS mine".
Get
up now, we're gonna be late!
KIT:
Man, can't you see that I'm playing the game?
ZOE:
How you could be playing if you're still in bed?
AVRIL:
Are you gettin' sick, did you hit your head?
KIT:
Aw, man it was all a dream
I guess that kinda thing could never happen to me
If it was a dream and it wasn't real
How'd I get a jersey with the name O'Neal?
Woah...
It's
like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT:
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz that's how I beat Shaq
It's
like boom
ALL:
Boom
KIT:
I put it in the hoop
Like slam
ALL:
Slam
KIT:
I heard the crowd screaming
Out
jam
ALL:
Jam
KIT
I swear that I'm telling you the facts
Cuz
that's how I beat Shaq
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