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Authors Notes: This fanfiction was inspired by our own stupidity and twisted minds.
Based on: Our own cookie making experience Set in: Season 5 (Assume Cordelia isn't in a coma). Angel and Gunn are house sitting for Cordy, while keeping an eye on Dennis. Wesley had an allergic reaction and ended up in Wolfram&Hart's sick bay, so they're watching Illyria as well.
"Angel, go grab some beers." Angel sighed and got off the couch then went into the kitchen, Angel opened the refridgerator when some hit him sqaure in the head.
"Dennis!" He yelled in surprise as he leaned over to pick up the book, He flipped through it out of curiosity.
"Hey, it's a cook book." Gunn shrugged his shoulders. Angel flipped to the cookie section, remembering his mother's own cooking.
"Hey, let's make something for Wesley!" Gunn turned and raised his eyebrows skeptically "Make... Something?" He said slowly.
"You know, to make him feel better." Gunn, Still giving him a skeptical look, got up.
"Right..." He flipped off the television and headed into the kitchen.
"Baking." Illyria said watching them from the counter, She seemed almost as skeptical as Gunn.
"Ooo, cream cheese brownies." Gunn said practically drooling on the page. Angel went over to the refridgerator and found some cream cheese.
"We need mac...maca...macadamia nuts..." Gunn said looking over the recipe. Illyria, already there, opened the cabinet and looked around.
"No macadamia nuts." She said glancing at a brown bottle marked "Vanilla" and stuffing it into the back. "It says you can use walnuts too." Gunn said not looking up. She looked for a minute and turned back to him.
"Negative on the walnuts." Gunn sighed.
"Well we could just skip the nuts, it's only brownies"
"I like nuts." Illyria said blankly and Gunn glanced at her slightly scared. She stared back at him unblinkingly and Angel walked over to Gunn and glanced at the recipe.
"Uh Gunn, 45 minutes preperation time, 1 hour baking, 2 hours to cool and an hour to chill." Gunn flipped to the next page. "Toffee...." Gunn said as if he were in a trance.
"We don't have any toffee." Illyria said from the counter and Gunn half glared half pouted at her. Angel kept flipping through until he reached some sort of Oatmeal cookie.
"Here's one, Illyria it calls for walnuts or peanuts." She stared blankly at him.
"Still no walnuts." He scowled at her.
"Peanuts?" She sighed and looked back at them.
"None, Unless you count the ones you two have for brains." Gunn shook his head, ignoring her remark. Thumb tacks flew out of an open drawer and onto the counter to form.
'Wes is allergic to peanuts' and then quickly flew back into the drawer.
"Oh..." Gunn said, still not used to the idea of a ghost in the house, he edged away from the knife drawer. "It says you can use chocolate instead of nuts." Angel went over to the cabinet to search for the rest of the ingredients.
"Gunn, preheat the oven to 375." Gunn walked over to the oven and stared at it for a minute.
"How do you set this thing?" Angel, head halfway into the cabinet and voice muffled.
"I dunno how to set Cordy's oven." So Gunn used the process of elimination.
TBC.......
Did you like it? Should we continue? Me and a friend wrote this on January 24th at around 7:30 PM. It took a couple hours to finish and now that my connection is working, I'm posting it! The whole story's done. But you guys aren't getting anymore until we have feed back.
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