Disclaimer: "Well, this wine is a little robust for my taste, but then again, I'm kind of partial to this sort of California grape."

Little lisa-'One Week' by Barenaked Ladies, coming right up!

As I said a moment ago, this song is 'One Week'. Any and all ideas for songs are welcome, so please don't hesitate!

Also, it's worth noting that "The Scope" is a local club for teens.

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(Kit and Nita are talking inside of her home.)

KIT: (Waves hand in front of Nita's face) Hellooooo? Anybody home? You've been acting weird ever since you met that Swedish guy at The Scope!

NITA: (Snaps at him) None of your business!

KIT: (Looks hurt) Fine then! Just forget it!

NITA: What do you know anyways? Leave me alone!

KIT: With pleasure! (Storms outside and runs into Zoe and Avril)

ZOE: Whoa, there! Slow down, cowboy!

KIT: Sorry.

AVRIL: No problem. What's up?

KIT: Nita.

ZOE: Ahhh. I see. Want me to go talk to her?

KIT: No. Let her sulk all by herself.

AVRIL: Now I know something's wrong. Spill.

KIT: (Takes a deep breath) She's been touchy ever since we met 'Hans' at The Scope.

ZOE: Aha! Lemme go get her!

KIT: No!

(Zoe calls Nita down)

ZOE: Nita? Kit needs to talk to you.

NITA: You have 5 minutes. Go.

(Zoe and Avril sneak away as Kit begins.)

KIT:

It's been one week since you looked at me

Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"

Five days since you laughed at me saying

"Get that together, come back and see me"

Three days since the living room

I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

But it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

NITA: Technically, it's been 2 days since the living room.

KIT:

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink

As I make you stop, think

You'll think you're looking at Aquaman

I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss

I like the sushi

'cause it's never touched a frying pan

NITA: What does sushi have to do with anything?

KIT:

Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes

Big like LeAnn Rimes

Because I'm all about value

Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits

You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through

Gonna make a break and take a fake

I'd like a stinkin achin shake

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours

NITA: Chocolate's better.

KIT:

Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know

The vertigo is gonna grow

Cause it's so dangerous,

you'll have to sign a waiver

NITA: What is the point of this song?

KIT:

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of taking off my shirt

NITA: Not that I've seen.

KIT:

It's been one week since you looked at me

Threw your arms in the air

And said "You're crazy"

Five days since you tackled me

I've still got the rug burns on both my knees

NITA: I didn't mean to tackle you THAT hard!

KIT:

It's been three days since the afternoon

You realized it's not my fault

not a moment too soon

Yesterday you'd forgiven me

And now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

NITA: ME? What about you?!

KIT

Chickity China the Chinese chicken

You have a drumstick and your brain stops tickin'

Watchin' X-Files with no lights on

We're dans la maison

I hope the Smoking Man's in this one

Like Harrison Ford I'm getting frantic

Like Sting I'm tantric

Like Snickers, guaranteed to satisfy

NITA: I think we're getting off the subject.

KIT:

Like Kurasawa I make mad films

NITA: No you don't!

KIT:

Okay, I don't make films

But if I did they'd have a Samurai

Gonna get a set of better clubs

Gonna find the kind with tiny nubs

Just so my irons aren't always flying off the back-swing

Gotta get in tune with Sailor Moon

'Cause the cartoon has got the boom anime babes

That make me think the wrong thing

NITA: Oh really? That's just wrong. . .

KIT:

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad?

Tryin' hard not to smile though I feel bad

I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral

Can't understand what I mean?

Well, you soon will

I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve

I have a history of losing my shirt

NITA: You certainly do.

KIT:

It's been one week since you looked at me

Dropped your arms to your sides

And said "I'm sorry"

NITA: I never said that!

KIT:

Five days since I laughed at you and said

"You just did just what I thought you were gonna do"

Three days since the living room

We realized we're both to blame,

but what could we do?

NITA: Not much.

KIT:

Yesterday you just smiled at me

Cause it'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

It'll still be two days till we say we're sorry

Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie…

NITA: Sooo. . .the point of that was?

KIT: I've no idea.

NITA: (Sighs) I'm sorry, Kit. I shouldn't have snapped at you.

KIT: Hey, it's no problem. What are friends for anyway?

(Nita smiles and they go back inside.)

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There we go! First request finished! Who's next? Please review, and please give me song ideas! Take care!