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20 Minutes later
"HA!" Angel said as he pulled the chocolate out of the cabinet.
"Got it!" Gunn yelled from the stove and Angel glanced over.
"Oh, it works just like mine..." He put the chocolate on the table, not noticing the death glare from Gunn.
"Now... Melt 3 ounces of unsweetened chocolate." Gunn started to put it in the microwave.
"Wait!" Gunn froze.
"It says unsweetened here and semi-sweet there." Angel said staring at the page.
"So?"
"And, it also uses the word combined 4 times in one paragraph..." Angel looked up and down the page and Gunn rolled his eyes and put the chocolate in the microwave.
"Uh... How long?" Angel shrugged.
"Try 20 seconds." Gunn pushed the buttons and went back to the table.
"Now let's start mixing, it says to use the butter first." Gunn started to put it in.
"It says softened butter!" Gunn turned to put it in the microwave.
"The chocolate's still hard." He said poking at it with a spoon.
"Try 1 minute." Gunn set the microwave and then...
'THUD THUD THUD'
"What are you doing!?" Gunn said staring at Angel pound the counter with a stick of wrapped butter.
"Softening the butter."
'THUD'
"That's cavemanish." Gunn shook his head.
"Try sqeezing it." Angel then proceeded to sqeeze the half stick of butter.
"Eeew, Gunn it's sqeezing out on me!" Gunn started to breath on it and Angel followed in suit.
"Angel, your breath is room temperature." Angel grinned looking embarressed and left the butter with Gunn so he could check on the chocolate.
"What is that horrific smell?" Illyria said staring at Angel.
"Uh, we burnt the chocolate." Gunn sniggered and finally managed to get the "softened" butter into the bowl.
5 Minutes Later
"The recipe call's for-"
"Ow!" Gunn yelped from the stove. Angel sighed and turned
"What now?" Gunn shook his hand.
"Angel, don't try to heat chocolate in a mug over the stove." Angel stared at him
"I'll remember that..." He turned back to the recipe
'Clank' He turned back around to find Gunn holding the mug over Cordy's radiator.
"What?" Angel shook his head and went back to the recipe.
"Peanut butter." He opened the cabinet under the sink to find cleaning supplies.
"Uuuh, peanut butter?" A cabinet over his head opened up 'Thud'
"Dennis!" He slammed the peanut butter onto the counter.
"That's-"
"Chocolate's done!" Gunn set it on the counter and Angel stared at it.
"Yeah, It's melted." He said with a tone of surprise.
"You had doubts?" Gunn said deffensively.
"Uh, no, not at all." Gunn started to speak again
"Half a cup of peanut butter!" Gunn shoved the cup into the jar.
"No, don't... You're supposed to knife it in!" Gunn stared at Angel.
"That sentance doesn't even make sense!" Gunn retaliated.
"No, uh, look." He picked up a knife and scraped it across the sides of the jar pulling out... nothing. Gunn smirked.
"Well it doesn't help if the clump stays in there!" Angel scooped out a 'large' chunk and put it into the measuring cup.
"That's gonna take forever, I liked my way better." Gunn picked up the measuring cup and stuffed it into the jar, pulling it out a few seconds later, cup&hand covered in peanut butter.
"Uh, I'll be right back." Gunn set the cup down and went into the bathroom looking at his hands in dismay. He came out a few minutes later to find Angel scrubbing the measuring cup.
"Peanut butter doesn't come off easily." He said and grabbed a dish brush. Gunn rolled his eyes and grabbed the 1 cup measure and filled it halfway with brown sugar.
"There." He said triumphantly and dumped it into the bowl, Angel put the cup down and it floated into the dish washer.
"How to you start the mixer?" Angel said looking it over.
"Flick the lever." Gunn grabbed the egg's.
"Got it." They waited a few minutes and then stopped the machine.
"The butter's still in clumps." Angel said staring at it.
"Yeah, that's thanks to your 'softening' method." Gunn said, trying to pin all of the blame onto Angel.
"Okay, so we just need to scrape the sides of the bowl... You can do that, Gunn, you should be better at this cooking thing than me, I can't taste anything." Angel said, staring at the tanish mixture in the bowl.
"I don't think so, you're the big savior vampire with a soul!" Gunn said quickly.
"No, I'm not. That's Spike, remember?" Angel said bitterly.
"So, you go and call him."
"I am not calling Spike. Especially not for some cookies!" Angel said coldly. Illyria, who up until that point, was watching them, quite amused with their antics, went over and scraped the sides of the bowl. A few minutes later, the chunks were all mixed in. Gunn went over to the refirdgerator and took out a carton of eggs. He held it over the bowl and went to crack the egg into it.
"No!" Angel said quickly, and Gunn stopped and looked at him.
"What? I'm just putting in the eggs!" Gunn said deffensively.
"You can't just crack it into the bowl, you need to crack them into a smaller bowl, so that you don't get any eggshells into the dough." Gunn snorted.
"I'm not going to get little eggshell bits into the dough, alright?" He said staring at Angel, and when Angel didn't answer, Gunn proceeded with cracking the egg.
'Crack'
"Oh, shoot." Gunn said, staring into the bowl.
"What is it?" Angel asked, a small smirk finding it's way onto his face.
"Uh, the eggshell just sort of shattered into the bowl..." Gunn said, slightly embarrased.
TBC.......
Freezyboncoolipants "Could Become"!?!? A funny story??? lol, jk. I'm really busy but I'll try to find time to read some of your stuff. Tessa's not here at this very moment, but I'll see if she's got time to read any of it. Thanks for your review!
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DGtek Glad you like it, Sorry the chapter was kinda short. It's not going to be an extreamly long story, So we wanted to make it last. This one's probably gonna end up being the longest chapter.
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