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This song is named 'Just Like Jesse James' by Cher!

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(10:30 p.m. at Nita's house, right after the movie. Nita and Dairine are having a sleepover with Zoe and Avril.)

ZOE: What is with guys these days? They act like they own the planet!

DAIRINE: Tell me about it.

AVRIL: Chauvinistic Neanderthals.

ZOE: Amen to that, sister.

NITA: There are very few nice guys around.

ALL: Yeah.

(Someone knocks on the door. Nita opens it to see two guys standing out there with Kit and Lee.)

NITA: Kit? What's going on?

KIT: Er, we came to see if you girls wanted to-

LEE: Go out with us next Friday night.

ZOE: What?!

1ST GUY: We'll take that as a yes then.

ZOE: Slow down there, chico! We haven't agreed to ANYTHING!

NITA:

You're struttin' into town like your slingin' a gun

Just a small town dude with a big city attitude

Honey are ya lookin' for some trouble tonight

Well alright

AVRIL:

You think you're so bad, drive the women folk wild

Shoot 'em all down with the flash of your pearly smile

Honey but you met your match tonight

Oh that's right

ZOE:

You think you'll knock me off my feet

Till I'm flat on the floor

Till my heart is crying indian and I'm beggin' for more

NITA:

So come on baby

AVRIL:

Come on baby

ZOE:

Come on baby

AVRIL:

Show me what that loaded gun is for

If you can give it, I can take it

Cause if this heart is gonna break

It's gonna take a lot to break it

NITA:

I know tonight

Somebody's gonna win the fight

So if you're so tough

Come on and prove it

ZOE:

Your heart is down for the count

And you know you're gonna lose it

Tonight you're gonna go down in flames

ALL:

Just like Jesse James

ZOE:

You're an outlaw lover and I'm after your hide

Well you ain't so strong

Won't be long till your hands are tied

Tonight I'm gonna take you in dead or alive

NITA:

That's right

You break the laws of love in the name of desire

Take ten steps back, cause I'm ready baby aim and fire

baby there's no way you're gonna run tonight

AVRIL:

Ooh that's right

Well you've had your way with love

But it's the end of the day

Now a team of wild horses couldn't drag your heart away

DAIRINE:

So Come on baby, come on baby

Come on baby you know there ain't nothing left to say

If you can give it, I can take it

Cause if this heart is gonna break

It's gonna take a lot to break it

I know tonight

Somebody's gonna win the fight

NITA:

So if you're so tough

Come on and prove it

Your heart is down for the count

And you know you're gonna lose it

Tonight you're gonna go down in flames

Just like Jesse James

AVRIL:

You think you'll knock me off my feet

Till I'm flat on the floor

Till my heart is crying indian and I'm beggin for more

So come on baby, come on baby

Come on baby, Come on

ZOE:

If you can give it, I can take it

Cause if this heart is gonna break

It's gonna take a lot to break it

I know tonight

Somebody's gonna win the fight

NITA:

So if you're so tough

Come on and prove it

ZOE:

Your heart is down for the count

And you know you're gonna lose it

AVRIL:

Tonight you're gonna go down in flames

Just like Jesse James

ALL:

I'm gonna shoot ya down Jesse James

(The boys stand there shocked and silent for a moment.)

1ST GUY: Okay then. . .I'll try back tomorrow when they're not needing their beauty sleep.

2ND GUY: Sounds like a plan.

(They turn to leave)

KIT: Wow. . .I'll be going now.

LEE: Would this be a bad time to ask about borrowing fifty bucks?

ALL: YES!

LEE: Okay. I'm gone.

(The guys leave. After a moment the girls burst into laughter. Nita flips off the lights)

ZOE: (Asleep) I don't wanna ride the pony!

(Nita, Dairine, and Avril's eyes meet and they laugh themselves to sleep.)