Disclaimer: The world would probably end if a guy ever totally figured a woman out.

This song is 'Whatever She Wants' by Jars of Clay. It is meant to be a rebuttal to the girls's rendition of 'Just like Jesse James.' Hope you like it!

I am working on the request 'Sk8r Boi' and will post it within the next few days. Thank you!

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(Kit, Lee, and one of the guys that visited Nita's house meet at Burger King mid-morning.)

KIT: (Sits down in a booth next to Lee, who is still in his Burger King uniform) Called them yet?

LEE: Nope. You?

KIT: Nuh-uh. We're pathetic, aren't we?

1st GUY: We are not! It's not our fault that girls are moody.

KIT: I guess you're right, Richard. They take everything you have and still want more!

LEE: I will never understand them.

RICHARD: Oh, I understand them, all too well.

KIT&LEE: You do?

RICHARD: Oh yeah. You'd give her anything, and she wants everything, and more! Just because you like her, she'll take advantage of you and leave you to rot.

KIT:

All her wants to fill a need

LEE:

She wants to save you with her bandages

RICHARD:

After she makes you bleed.

Like a vampire, a parasite

KIT:

Stretch the necks of her victims

LEE:

She finds her prey in broad daylight

KIT: Wait… Nita'd never do anything like that to me! She's my best friend!

RICHARD: And what does she want in return?

KIT: Nothing!

RICHARD: Are you sure?

When you're up, she's down, down she's up, it whips around

LEE:

It's the ride the way she needs it

RICHARD:

Whatever she wanted

For whatever you need

Speechless and silent while she takes everything

LEE:

Kryptonite underneath;

RICHARD:

You used to be her superman,

LEE:

But now you're fading

RICHARD:

Now you're weak

KIT:

Never how or why it worked to play the big lie

LEE:

To dim the truth from causing her wet eyes

RICHARD:

Whatever she wanted, for whatever you need

ALL:
Speechless and silent while she takes everything…

RICHARD: The whole lot of them are traitorous backstabbers! You'd be better finding someone else to be your best friend, Kitto.

KIT: I know Nita better than that. I trust her with everything!

LEE: Ya know, Richie, I think Kit's got a point. I mean all they did was sing a freaky song. After all, it IS our fault for showing up at her house so late at night.

RICHARD: I don't believe this! You're going to side with the girls over me?

KIT: Uh-huh.

LEE: You're not losing, you're declining… with style!

RICHARD: I don't have to listen to this. I'm outta here. (Gets up and leaves the restaurant. Kit and Lee high-five.)

KIT: Sooo. . .do you think the girls would change their mind now?

LEE: Only one way to find out.

(They exit and walk to the subways)

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Avril Lavigne's 'Sk8r Boi' coming up next! Don't miss it! My door is always open to suggestions! Take care!