Disclaimer: "I like to hear myself talk. It is one of my greatest pleasures. I have long conversations with myself and am so clever that I don't understand a word of what I am saying."
Today's song is another example of this musical's wackiness. It is called 'His Cheeseburger' and is owned by Big Idea productions. Enjoy!
Atari-I am still looking for the lyrics to your suggestion. I will have them within the next few days. Thank you for your patience.
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(Kit is finishing off his ice cream sundae in the parlor. A cute little boy with sandy blond hair stands next to Kit.)
PB: ICE CREAM!
KIT: Okay, okay, here. (Hands Parfait Boy his vanilla ice cream cone.)
PF: (Swallows the ice cream in one gulp) PARFAIT!
KIT: I don't have enough money to give you a parfait.
PF: (Kicks Kit's shin) JERK!
KIT: Ach! MY SPLEEN!
NITA: (Rolls her eyes) Kit, I've told you once, and I'll say it again. Your spleen is in your upper body!
KIT: …I knew that.
NITA: Uh-huh.
CG: (Cheerleader Girl walks in and stands beside Parfait Boy) May I introduce Parfait Boy and I as your entertainers for this evening.
KIT: And if we don't want to listen?
PF: (Moves as if to kick Kit in the leg again) You'd better.
CG:
He said to her
"I'd like a cheeseburger,
And I might like a milkshake as well"
PB:
She said to him
"I can't give you either"
CG:
And he said
"Isn't
this Burger Bell?"
PB:
She said
"Yes it is, but we're closed now
And we open tomorrow at ten"
CG:
He said
"I am extremely hungry
But
I guess I can wait until ten"
BOTH:
Cause you're his cheeseburger
His tasty cheeseburger
He'll wait for you
Oh he will wait for you
LEE: Who wouldn't wait for a cheeseburger?
KIT: I have no idea. A cheeseburger is definitely something worth waiting for.
CG: Shut your trap!
PB:
He
stayed at the drive-thru til sunrise
CG:
He may have dozed off once or twice
PB:
Then he spotted a Billboard for Denny's
CG:
Bacon and Eggs for half price
PB:
How could he resist such an offer?
CG:
He really needed something to munch
LEE: Yeah, I know the feeling.
PB: I'm warning you. . .
CG:
Cheeseburger, please do not get angry
PB:
He'll eat and be back for lunch
BOTH:
Cause you're his cheeseburger
His yummy cheeseburger
Be back for you
Oh,
he'll be back for you
PB:
Cause he loves you cheeseburger
With all his heart
CG:
And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart
PB:
And if the world suddenly run out of cheese
CG:
He would get down on his hands and knees
PB:
And try to find a piece of cheese in the dirt
CG:
And he would wipe it off for you
PB:
Wash
it off for you
BOTH:
Clean that dirty cheese off just for you!
PB:
You are his cheese-bur-geeeerrrrrrrrr!
CG
The end
(Kit and Lee hug each other sobbing)
KIT: That was beautiful, man!
LEE: Encore, encore!
CG: Yeah, yeah. Whatever.
PB: (Kicks Kit in the shin) Wimp.
NITA: You boys are always thinking with your stomachs.
AVRIL: Tell me about it.
(They exit, Nita and Lee supporting a limping Kit.)
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Hehe, I felt my musical was getting too serious, so I added in this random wackiness! Hope you enjoyed it!