Hiyah! This chapter is where the story will start getting better, I promise! This chapter will have "The Eagles", suicide attempts, crashes, penguins, the word "Cool-o-Matic", and spontaneous combustion! It has it all! Alright, no more stalling, LET THE STORY COMMENCE!

Disclaimer- I don't own IZ! 'Cause if I did, it would still be on the air! I would have FORCED Nickelodeon to keep it on! PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED FIERY DEATHS IF THEY HAD CANCELLED IT! MUH HA HA HA HA!

"Irk, We Have a Problem!"

Rekki sat grumpily in her seat, her arms crossed and pouting. Her Voot was

WAAAY to small and her legs were all crunched. How DARE they give her such an itsy bitsy ship! How DARE they banish her to Earth! She would get the Tallest back. . .Somehow. . .

Rekki looked out the window. Nothing of interest. Three minutes and she was already bored. She looked over to Zeer, who was reading a thick book.

"Mind if I hum?" she asked Zeer. Zeer shook his head without even lifting his yellow eyes from the book. So, she began to hum "Take it Easy", because we all love the Eagles! (Right? RIGHT? You better say yes!) And she kept on humming, one Eagles song after another, all in order.

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Six months later, Rekki was still humming those rawkin' Eagles songs. She looked edgy and her eye was twitching furiously, and her humming was horribly off tune. Zeer was sitting on top of a large stack of books he had already read and was just about done with his last book. He looked at Rekki, who pulled a gun out of nowhere and brought it to her head.

"I'm sorry Zeer, I just can't take it any more. See you in Heaven, if robots even go to Heaven. . .Wait. . .I'm going to Hell anyway. . .Dammit!" Rekki said sadly. Zeer freaked out and looked for a way to stop her. She had her claw-like finger on the trigger and had closed her eyes when. . .

"PLANET EARTH AHEAD!" announced the computer. Rekki opened her eyes and dropped the gun. Zeer made a sound like a sigh of relief.

Rekki pumped her fists in the air. "YES! OH YES! LAAAAAND!" She looked out the window and saw the planet in the distance. As they came closer, Rekki checked the computer for all information on the planet, finding little except that Homo sapiens, or humans were the dominating species and were relatively stupid. (Hey! Me not stupid! Me. . .smart-like!) She also found that another Irken was on the planet, a so-called "Invader" named Zim. Rekki would keep this information in mind.

The Voot was entering the Earth's atmosphere when there was a sudden jerk. Rekki and Zeer smashed into the dashboard, Rekki cussing like crazy.

"(Beep)! What the Hell is going on?" Rekki said, rubbing her forehead, which had hit the dashboard. She saw the screen flashing "Warning! System Malfunction!" and "Mayday! Mayday!" was being chanted. The Voot hovered for a second and suddenly began to fall, flaming. Rekki began screaming and Zeer ran around in circles.

"ZEER! WE'RE GONNA CRASH! AND DIE! ACTIVATE YOUR JET. . .THINGIES!" Rekki screamed. Zeer stopped running and did so, and Rekki opened the windshield. Rekki then grabbed onto Zeer and they flew out of the flaming Voot. Rekki was heavy, (No, she's not fat! Quite the opposite! Zeer's just lil'!) but little Zeer was able to keep her aloft with some difficulty. Zeer managed to lower her close to the ground when his jets finally gave out, and Rekki and Zeer fell about six feet and landed on a beach, right on their faces.

Rekki picked herself up and spat out sand. "DAMMIT! Oh, this is great. . .JUST GREAT! The Voot just HAD to crash! Now where did it go?" She glanced around. No one was on the beach, as it was like midnight, and neither was the Voot. She turned toward the sea and saw her precious vessel sinking into the sea. She shrieked and began to run into the ocean, but her partly-bare feet were burnt as they made contact with the water. Rekki screamed again and ran right back out of the water.

"Shit, shit, SHIT! NOW WHAT? WE NEED THAT VOOT! WHAT DO WE DO WITHOUT IT? WE HAVE NO SHELTER, AND ALL OUR STUFF IS GONE!" she screamed, and fell to her knees, "Why does this always happen to me? WHY? I HATE MY LIFE!" Zeer looked sadly at her and gave her a hug. Rekki smiled slightly, but pushed him off her.

"Oh stop that, you ninny. . ." she muttered. Rekki suddenly remembered something and nervously felt her pockets. She found what she was looking for and sighed in relief.

"Woo cha! I still gots my. . .(dramatic pose) 'COOL-O-MATIC LIGHTER OF DOOM'!" Rekki exclaimed triumphantly while holding an high-tech looking lighter.

Zeer looked at her, and shook his head. Rekki's fascination with fire had gotten them into this mess!

"Uh. . .Sooooooo. . .What should we do now. . ." said Rekki, pocketing her lighter. Zeer thought for a moment, and, unable to speak, a screen came out of his head that said "We need disguises!"

Rekki rolled her eyes. "We don't need no (beeping) disguises! The people here probably won't even notice us!" As soon as she finished saying that, a random guy went by Rekki and looked at her. He ran off screaming "ALIEN! ALIEN!" and suddenly just exploded. (YAY! SPONTANEOUS COMBUSTION!) Rekki blinked and looked at Zeer, who had a "Told ya so!" look on his face. Rekki glared.

"I hate it when you're right, you son of bitch," Rekki growled, "Now, do tell how we are going to get these FABLED disguises of which you speak!" Zeer's eyes just "smiled" and he reached into his head, pulling out a long, blond wig and sunglasses.

"Why the Hell do you have those in your head?" Zeer just looked smug and the screen came out of his head once again, saying, "I was prepared for this! Unlike SOMEONE!" Rekki just rolled her eyes and affixed the wig upon her head.

"DAMMIT! This thing's itchy! My poor antennae. . ." Rekki hissed, "And how do I get THESE on?" she added, holding up the sunglasses. (No ears silly!) Zeer pulled out some duck tape.

Rekki blinked. "What the bloody Hell? Is your head have INFINITE space or something?" Zeer ignored her comment and ripped off two pieces of tape and handed them to Rekki. Rekki used these to apply the sunglasses and. . .VOILA! Her genius disguise was COMPLETE!

"Shit, I feel weird. . .So. . .What about YOUR disguise?" Rekki asked. Zeer shrugged. Then, SUDDENLY, a penguin suit just dropped from the SKY! OH MY GOD! A MIRACLE! Rekki screamed and dove for cover, unsure as to what it was. When she saw what it was she quickly picked it up.

"Whoh. . .Freak-eh! Well. . .Here ya go Zeer!" said Rekki, who then handed the ADORABLE penguin suit to Zeer. Zeer looked skeptically at the penguin suit, but put it on anyway. And when he did, he felt ridiculous. The penguin head was like a hood, and you could see his yellow eyes. It had flippers for arms, and orange penguin feet. The suit was a dark purple in color, and had a white belly. There was also a plaid patch on the back. Let's just say that Zeer. . .LOOKED ADORABLE!

"God, you look so cute in that!" squealed Rekki. Zeer glared hatefully.

Rekki giggled. "Okay, 'penguin', let's go find shelter!" And so they ran off! To who knows where!

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To Be Continued!

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Yay! It's done! Didja like it? Well, didja? Didjadidjadidjadidja? (Spontaneously combusts) . . . . . . .(comes back as a ghost) Woh. . .COOL! (tries to pick up a sandwich and fails) NOOOOOOOOOO! DAMMIT ALL! Well. . .Read and review. . .OR I'LL COME AND HAUNT YOU! OOOOOOoooooOOOOOO!