(blinks) Only two reviews? Well, this is less popular than I thought it would be! BUT IT'S SO MUCH FUN TO WRITE, SO I WILL CONTINUE! There are too many boring stories of fan characters, so no one wants to read 'em. . .Maybe I should change the summary. . .Oh, and thank you Calisto-divine-Blue, your reviews are appreciated! Okay. . .Let the story commence!

Disclaimer- I don't own Invader Zim. But someone said I must have Gir living in my head. . .Just because I say-TAAAACOS!-random Gir things in -Doom doo doom doom doom. . .-random times doesn't mean I've got-WAAAAAAFFLES!- Gir in my head, does it? Right?-I love-ed you piggy. . .-That's what I thought!

DAMN YOU, BANANA MAN!

Rekki and Zeer were in the human city, wandering around. They hadn't had much luck with the shelter last night, so, what the Hell, they were sightseeing this morn'! But Zeer, having social anxiety, didn't like the city too much. So, he hid behind Rekki, clutching her leg in fear if a dog barked or a car beeped.

Rekki, on the contrary, was fascinated with the city. Well, not EXTREMELY (A little too low-tech for her tastes, and no FIRE!), but it was mildly interesting. The humans, at least. They weren't anything like the mindless drones of the Irken empire, that was for certain!

Rekki, in her daydreaming state, didn't notice him following her. Him, as in this weirdo in a giant banana suit. Why a giant banana suit? Even I cannot explain the workings of my mind. Anyway, let's just call him "Banana man". But he was no hero like Super MAN! He was a PICKPOCKET! And when both Rekki and Zeer were not looking, he pickpocketed Rekki of her only possession. You know. The thing so dear to her she will go insane without it! (Well, even MORE insane. . .) Yes: Her "Cool-o-Matic Lighter of DOOM"!

After the Banana Man's deed was done, Rekki noticed him, but all too late. "What the Hell do you want, asshole?" she growled, looking at the evil Banana Man. The Banana Man just sped away, leaving Rekki confused.

"Freak-ass Earth. . .things." Rekki muttered distastefully. She had already forgotten the name of the species. Like I would have. Why am I talking in short, dull sentences? Meh. . .

Anyhoo, Rekki shoved her hands in her pockets and walked along when. . .She felt nothing in those pockets. She nervously felt them and discovered she was missing her lighter. She had had it a second ago, before Banana Man had come. . .

"ACK! THAT FREAK WAS A (beeping) THIEF! HE STOLE MY LIGHTER! I'M GONNA KICK HIS (beeping) ASS!" Rekki screeched at the top of her lungs. Which was loud. Really loud. Dammit, I'm doing it again! Well, Rekki looked around for Banana Man, but he had dissolved into the crowds. She let out a battle cry and ran in a random direction, pushing down person after person as she went. She HAD to get it back. She HAD to!

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Two hours later, Rekki's searching had resulted in nothing but getting her and Zeer hopelessly lost in small neighborhood. How hard is it to find a guy in a bright yellow banana suit? She COULD have climbed a building with her spider legs and spotted him from up their or used some of Zeer's locating skills, but Rekki isn't. . .too smart, I must say. . .So Rekki was FURIOUS and was storming down the sidewalk, shoving anyone to the ground who had the misfortune to get in her way. Soon, she came upon a dead end; a cul-de-sac. Rekki growled.

"I SHALL FIND YOU, BASTARD-THIEF! OH, I SHALL! AND WHEN I DO, NOT ONLY SHALL I GET MY LIGHTER BACK, YOU WILL DIE A FIERY DEATH! A FIERY DEATH!" Rekki screeched to the sky while pumping her fists into the air, as though Banana Man himself could hear her. Maybe he could, 'cause she screamed PERTY loudly!

When Rekki looked down to the ground once more, she noticed a small child with a large head, glasses, and a trench coat watching her with wide eyes. He pointed at her and stammered fragments of sentences.

"What do you want, fat head?" Rekki snorted.

"You're another one of. . .THEM!" the child gasped, "What are you here for? Are you here to help ZIM?"

Rekki cocked an invisible eyebrow. "What the HELL are you talking about, munchkin?"

"Oh, like you don't know! You're Irken and you know it!" the trench-coated boy scoffed.

"Huh-what? How the (beep). . ." Rekki gasped in horror.

"I mean. . .NO I AM NOT! I'm an Earth. . .thing. . .JUST LIKE YOU!" she added quickly.

"Then explain your green skin, lack of an ear and nose, and three-fingered hand! Skin condition, like Zim said?" the child (who we KNOW is Dib) said with a triumphant grin.

"Uh. . .Um. . ." Rekki started, looking around for an escape or an excuse. She spotted a short, green child marching down the street and smiled.

"What about THAT kid! He's green and. . .stuff! And he's HUMAN! So there! I'm a human like him!" Rekki said, pointing at the green child.

Dib rolled his eyes. "That's the OTHER alien I was talking about! ZIM! Weren't you listening to my ranting?" he growled.

Rekki was looking at a bird. "What was that?" she asked, averting her gaze back to him.

Dib sighed. "Forget it. . .Go take over the world or whatever you are here for. . ." he said while walking off. As he walked toward home, he heard Rekki say, "Hey! That green kid's Irken TOO! HEY GREEN KID!"

Dib shook his head in disgust. "I hate to say it, but that one's even STUPIDER than Zim!" He looked at Zeer, who sat sadly on the sidewalk in his penguin suit, and shook his head even more.

Meanwhile, as Dib stormed off, Rekki had rushed off to Zim. Zim had seen her coming and sped into his eerie-looking home, screaming, and slammed the door in fear. Rekki rushed to the door, ignoring the gnomes, and blankly looked at the door.

"HEY! KID! OPEN UP!" she screeched. Nothing happened. Zeer strolled up calmly and knocked once on the door. It flew open. A green dog stood in the door way, covered in caramel.

"Uh. . .Hello. . ." Rekki said softly.

"HI!" the dog known as Gir shrilled.

"Um. . .Where's the green kid." asked Rekki.

"Who?"

"The green kid."

"I don't know 'im, sorreh." Gir giggled.

"But he just walked in here, dammit!" yelled Rekki.

"Wait! There he is!" Gir replied, pointing to Rekki.

"What the Hell?" Rekki yelped, "Dumb ass, not me! The OTHER green kid!"

Gir blinked. "THERE HE IS!" Gir screamed, pointing to that freaky picture of the green monkey that hung over the sofa. Rekki glared.

"Okay. . .Are you retarded or something?" Rekki questioned.

Gir giggled. "Yup! I sure do!"

Rekki frowned. "Ooooo-kay. . .Uh. . . Do you have a master?"

"Yepperdoodles!" Gir giggled, smiling.

"Where is he?" Rekki said.

"Who's 'he'?"

"Your master, you (beeping) idiot!"

"What about him?"

"Where is he, asshole!"

"Who is 'he'?"

Rekki snarled and grabbed the little green pup. "AH! SHE'S MOLESTING ME!" Gir screamed in terror. (I had to have Gir say that. Yes, I am a sicko.) Rekki made a face of disgust.

"Where. Is. Your.(beeping). Master?" she fumed while clutching the disguised 'bot by his shoulders.

Gir smiled. "Oh, masta's down there!" he said while pointing to the ground.

"In Hell?" Rekki asked.

"Noperdoodles! His labby thingy!" Gir said, grinning.

"'Labby thingy'? Are you messing with my head, you bitch?" Rekki hissed.

"Yes! . . .Wait a sec. . .No!" Gir answered.

"That's it. . .I AM GOING TO RIP YOUR (beeping) HEAD OFF!" Rekki screamed in anger.

"Yay!" Gir cheered.

"What is going on here? Who is this in the house of the mighty ZIM?" said a voice. Rekki, Gir, and Zeer (who had been sitting on the couch the whole time) turned to face the source of the sound and. . .

To Be Continued!

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Yay! That was fun to write! Especially the Gir part! Ah ha ha. . .That Gir. . .Soooooo. . .Read and review! Or I'll stuff your head with marshmallows! I don't care what you have to say, just say it! Well, sayonara folks! I'm off to make Lem-o-lanterns! (Jack-o-lanterns made with lemons, stupid!)