Nobody is reviewing. . .I'm sad. . .(sniff) And when I'm sad, I BURN THINGS! I'm gonna burn down your house if you don't review! BWA HA HA HA! (pulls out a can of gasoline and some matches)

Sunshine- Sorry folks! She's insane! I WILL STOP HER!

Me- ACK! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?

Sunshine- Well it all started when my ma lost a bet. . .

Me- O.o'

Sunshine- . . .Oh, you mean right NOW! Ah! Well, I ESCAPED YOUR GAMEBOY COLOR OF DOOM! AGAIN! YOU CAN STOP THE MIGHTY POKE'MON THAT IS SUNSHINE!

Me- Aw man. . .But you are SO annoying! YOU'RE GONNA DISTRACT ME FROM TYPING!

Sunshine- CORRECT! This fic is SO stupid, that it must be stopped! And you have to get back on MY fic!

Me- Ugh. . .(grabs a roll of duct tape) Come he-ere!

Sunshine- NOT THE DUCT TAPE! ANYTHING BUT THE DUCT TAPE!

(Horrible sounds of horribleness)

Scorch the dragon TY beanie baby- Since master is busy, I shall be doing the disclaiming! Yey! Master does not own Invader Zim. No she does not! But she DOES own me, and 600 other TY beanie babies! Yey! Collect them all!

"May I Rent a Room?"

Rekki blinked. Standing by the toilet was the short green child. He looked Rekki over. Rekki grinned, exposing zipper-teeth, and dropped Gir, who hit the ground with a clang. Gir squealed and ran around her legs.

"FINALLY! Your (beeping). . .green thing wouldn't tell me where you were! I would like to ask if. . ." Rekki began.

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?" the Irken we know is Zim yelled, cutting her off.

"I want to ask if. . ."

"WHY ARE YOU HERE?" (I overuse that joke. . .)

"SHUT THE HELL UP, ASSWIPE!" Rekki snarled. Zim's eyes widened and he shut up. Rekki's scary when she's mad. Even to the mighty ZIM!

"You are Irken, correct?" Rekki asked after she had cooled down for a sec.

"HMMM? HOW DO YOU KNOW SUCH A THING, HUMAN-FILTH?" Zim asked, bewildered.

Rekki rolled her eyes. "I'm Irken TOO, IDIOT!" she yelped, yanking off her wig. Her antennae sprang up.

"Holy shit, does that feel better. . ." Rekki muttered in pleasure. She then tried pulling off her sunglasses, but the duct tape held tight. She yanked as hard as possible and finally got them off, if not with a chunk of her skin still attached!

"(beeping) (beep) of (beep)!" Rekki screeched in pain. She stumbled over Gir, who still ran around her legs, and fell to the ground on her back. She clutched her bleeding face in agony.

"I swear. . .I'm gonna (beeping) kill you, duct tape. . .As much as an inanimate object can be killed!" Rekki moaned. She then sat up and looked at the Irken and two SIR units in the room. They were staring at her as though she had three heads. Even Gir. The room was silent, and crickets could be heard. (I HATE YOU CRICKETS! takes out a blowtorch and burns them all to ashes There are crickets chirping like crazy as I write this!)

"Uh. . .Yeeeeeah. . .That hurt like Hell. . ." Rekki said flatly, breaking the awkward silence.

"Uh huh. . ." Zim said in a freaked-out tone.

"YOUR FACE IS LEAKING!" Gir squealed, pointing to Rekki's face.

"Yes. I know." Rekki replied. More awkward silence.

"Soooooo. . .What was it that you want? TO STEAL MY WONDERFUL MISSION?" Zim yelped, suddenly.

"Shit, no! I'm banished!" Rekki replied.

"And what has this got to do with ZIM? ARE YOU ATTEMPTING TO STEAL MY MISSION TO GAIN THE FAVOR OF THE TALLEST SO YOU CAN BE UN-BANISHED?" Zim shrieked angrily.

"NO! I DON'T GIVE A (beep) ABOUT YOUR (beeping) MISSION! I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOUR MISSION IS!" Rekki fumed, "But hey. . .That wasn't half a bad idea. . ."

"Of COURSE! It was thought up by the mighty ZIM!"said Zim.

"Can you stop referring to yourself in third person? It's (beeping) annoying. . ." Rekki growled

"No." was the only reply.

"So, before you kept RUDELY interrupting me, I was gonna ask if I could stay here, 'cause my God damned Voot crashed and I got no place to go!" Rekki growled.

"No. Never. NEVERRRRRR! An idiot like you will only get in the way of my MISSION!" Zim snarled.

"'AN IDIOT LIKE ME'? I AM NO (beeping) IDIOT! And you are going to let me stay, God dammit! OR ELSE!" yelled Rekki.

"No."

"Yes."

"No!"

"Yes!"

"NO!"

"YES!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"THAT'S IT! IF YOU WON'T LET ME STAY, I WILL BE FORCED TO USE DRASTIC MEASURES! AND WHEN I USE DRASTIC, YOU KNOW IT'S GONNA BE BAD!" Rekki screeched.

Zim just waved it off. "Yeah, sure, whatever. . .Like you can do anything to change ZIM'S MIND!" Rekkiglared and walked out of his house. She then stood on the sidewalk, pondering. Zeer ran out after her, and pulled out that screen he uses to talk again. It read "Maybe we should just find another place to stay!"

Rekki read the screen and growled. "No! That's what he WANTS us to do! Then he would WIN! I MUST WIN!" Zeer looked at her, puzzled. "Win what?" the screen said.

Rekki chuckled. "WIN THIS BATTLE!" Zeer rolled his yellow eyes and withdrew the screen into his head. Rekki thought for a few more minutes and finally thought of an idea. She grinned evilly and yanked a CD out of her pockets.

"Yes. . .Yes. . .(beeping) BRILLIANT! He will have no choice but to allow me to stay with this!" Rekki hissed whilst examining the CD. . .OF DOOM! Zeer looked at it skeptically.

"Zeer, you wouldn't happen to have a music playing device in that head of yours, would you?" Rekki said evilly. Zeer nodded and took out a boom box that was larger than his head.

Rekki raised a non-existent eyebrow. "What the Hell? How. . ." Rekki stammered, looking at Zeer's head, then the boom box. Zeer shrugged. She finally shrugged as well and grabbed the boom, popping the CD inside. She yanked a bandanna out of her pocket and tied it around her antennae.

"I'd shut. . .whatever you hear things with off if I were you. . ." Rekki said flatly. Zeer's eyes "frowned" and he did as he was told. Rekki turned the volume pressed the "Play" button carefully, as though it was poison, and then. . .

Meanwhile, Zim had been looking through his windows, trying to find out what Rekki was doing. She had taken a CD and a boom box out and was now pressing the play button. "What on Irk. . ." he began. Then, the boom box blared the most horrible, vile thing possible. Br-Br. . .BRITNEY SPEARS! AHHHHHHH! LORD HAVE MERCY! As soon as "Oops I Did it Again", people outside stopped whatever they were doing and started to scream bloody murder, and ran around in circles. Cars blew up, houses went up in flames, and people spontaneously combusted.(YAAAAAAAY!)

Rekki winced, holding her antennae tightly. The sound was muffled, but that was enough to make her cringe. She looked to Zim's house and smiled.

"Any second now. . .HE WILL GIVE IN!" Rekki laughed. And, as if on cue, the door was flung open. Zim stood in the doorway, his gloved hands clutching his antennae.

"Madness! MADNESS! YOU THINK YOU HAVE WON, BUT YOU HAVE NOT! YOUR VILE MUSIC OF THE DEMON GIRL WITH FAKE APPENDAGES (O.o) WILL NOT DEFEAT ZIM! I CAN HOLD OUT!" Zim screamed at Rekki.

"WHAT WAS THAT?" Rekki asked, lowering the music a tad.

"I WILL NOT GIVE IN! YOU SHALL NEVER STAY AT MY BASE!" Zim repeated.

"Yes I will!"

"NO! YOU LIIIIIE!" Zim screeched, slamming the door to punctuate the sentence. Rekki stared blankly at the door for a moment, when the door reopened and Gir was thrown outside. He skidded across the cement off the walkway and stopped at Rekki's feet. Rekki growled and kicked him away, sending him skidding in the other direction.

Gir's eye twitched once and he abruptly stood up, and began to dance. Rekki smirked slightly at this and re-raised the volume, clutching her antennae once more.

(Three hours later)

Gir was still dancing to the Britney Spears music like only he could, since anyone else would be half dead. Rekki sat on the sidewalk, her head ringing, but she WOULD be the victor! She suddenly heard the creak of a door opening and turned her head. There stood a very disheveled Zim, with his eye twitching madly. Rekki smirked and turned the music down low.

"Fine. . .You win. . ." Zim muttered weakly, "I can take the horribleness of the demon girl's voice no longer. . ."

"BWA HA HA! VICTOREEEE!" Rekki laughed, while shutting the music off. She tore the bandana offand poked Zeer. Zeer looked up at her and got the message, turning on his listening device. Rekki then triumphantly marched down the walkway into the green house, with Zeer in tow. The neighborhood behind her is burnt and people lay dead on the ground. Gir was busy crying, "AWW! MAH MUSIC WENT AWAY! COME BACK MUSIC! I LOVE-ED YOU!"

"So. . ." Rekki began upon getting in the house.

"You just stay up here and do nothing. NOTHING! I will be in my lab. Away from you. NEVER GO INTO MY LAB! NEVERRRRR!" Zim instructed. With that said, he marched to the toilet and flushed himself down.

"Shit, that was freaky. . ." Rekki whispered. She looked at the couch and plopped herself down onto it, looking blankly at the gaudy interior of the base. Suddenly, Gir (in his doggie suit) ran in and turned the T.V. and jumped mindlessly on the couch, not even seeing Rekki. He landed right on her lap.

"GET OFFA ME YOU (beeper)!" Rekki yelped. Gir screamed in surprise and jumped off her.

"Who're you?" Gir questioned.

"We've already met, dammit!" Rekki snorted.

"Oh yaaaah. . .The what's your name?" asked Gir.

"Rekki. . ." she replied flatly.

Gir smiled. "HI THERE! I'm GIR!"

"Okay then. . ." Rekki said, uninterested.

"What's the matter?" Gir said with a giggle, "Are you GRUMPY?"

"Would you bug off, jackass?" Rekki growled. Gir's eyes began to tear up. Zeer, who had just taken his penguin suit off, looked at Gir sympathetically. He then turned and glared at Rekki. Rekki frowned.

"Aw. . .Don't cry, little guy. . .I didn't mean it. . ." Rekki said in a soft voice.

"Actually, I did mean it, but I've got a bitchy conscious over there. . ." Rekki added quietly, to herself.

Gir's eyes brightened. "Reeeeeeeally?"

"Yes. . .No, go. . .do something. . ."

"Okie dokie!" Gir laughed, and snatched the remote control. He clicked it through all the channels, stopping for a moment at each show. Rekki sighed and leaned on her elbow, thinking up a way to get revenge on the Tallest AND Banana Man.

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That chapter was kinda long. . .And random. . .And stupid. . .

Sunshine- (duct taped completely) MMMMPH!

Me- Quiet, you! Anyway, PWEEZ READ AND REVIEW! OR THIS KITTY WILL DIE! (holds up a fluffy Persian kitten)

Sunshine- (rips duct tape off mouth somehow) YOU are gonna kill it!

Me- And your point is?