Hanokie: *Is really hyper with Faux and they are both playing super heroes*

Faux: FSSSHHHHH!!! *pretends to fly into the Kitchen and then looks in the fridge for something to drink. Finds a bottle labeled 'Poo Gas' and brings it to Hanokie* Here Hanokie, smell this!

Hanokie: *takes bottle and stares at it* Just because I'm a super hero doesn't mean I have to smell POO gas!

Faux: *Cracks up and rolls around on the floor snorting and laughing. Then she rolls into a chair while snorting and laughing.* AAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! *snort snort* HAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! *snort* HAHA! *calms down after a while* Talk to the other super heroes if you don't believe me.

Hanokie: I can't they're all away at some conference. …Hey, how come you're not at that super hero conference?

Faux: I lost the address! *starts laughing uncontrollably again* HEHEHEEE POO GAS!!!!!

Hanokie: Ummm… okay. Well I'm back from my cruise! It was Ok. And Faux… when did you become conscious?

Faux: I think it was in the middle of the night when I was having a dream about a GUY!!! Oh the HORROR!!!

Hanokie: *pushes Faux to the middle of the room* Look up.

Faux: *looks up and sees a spider about 3 centimeters long on the ceiling* AAAAAAAAH!!!! *runs out of the room screaming* KILL IT!!! KILL IT!!! PLEASSSSE!!!

Hanokie: *shrugs and follows Faux out of the room, leaving the spider there*

Faux: Okay I'm gonna do the disclaimer now!! Disclaimer: Me and Hanokie don't own Inu-yasha, we also don't own a potato or a Monkey!

Hanokie: We do too own a monkey!!! *points to a monkey on top of Fauxs' head, spinning plates*

Faux: Oh okay. Umm then we don't own Inu-yasha, a potato, or a…. PICTURE of a monkey on my head, spinning plates!

Hanokie: *snaps a picture* Now we do!!

Faux: Oookay then we don't own Inu-yasha or a potato!

Hanokie: Or a little monkey in a shoe!

Faux: Okay. Now go on and read the story!

Chapter 6-Trouble at the mall, and feelings come half way out.

Miroku spun around to see Sesshomaru and Naraku. "What do you want?" Miroku asked very worried about what they might do.

"Well we were just walking by and we saw you with this girl who talked back to us about Kagome." Naraku stated mischievously

Now Miroku was fully worried about Sango, he glanced at Sango behind him and saw she also had a worried look on her face.

"So Miroku, why did you leave our group anyways?" Naraku spoke again, and had an interest in what answer Miroku would give them.

"Because I didn't like what you did to the girls you picked up, and I won't let you do that to Sango!" Miroku stood fully in front of Sango now with a determined look on his face.

"Miroku…" Sango said, he was protecting her and she was worried about what they might do to Miroku and her. "Miroku,… what do they do?" Sango asked, wanting to know what exactly they did.

"Yes Miroku, please tell us what the other three of them do." Sesshomaru said in a calm voice, a little amused by what was happening.

Miroku sighed "They rape them, and I won't let that happen to Sango!" Miroku yelled at them and then turned his head to the side. "Sango get out of here! I'll hold them off!" Miroku whispered to Sango. She nodded and started to back away a little and very slowly.

Sesshomaru noticed this but didn't do anything, he didn't care if the girl got away, that was Naraku's problem. All he wanted was some action from Miroku.

Naraku however, wasn't paying close attention to Sango and was getting pissed off by Miroku. Naraku knew Miroku wasn't very strong. And Miroku also knew that.

"What are you going to do Miroku. Inu-yasha isn't here to beat up Naraku, and both of us know you aren't very strong, let alone a demon. How does a human stand against a full demon and a half demon?" Sesshomaru asked, interested in how this will end.

"Hey what's the deal with Inu-yasha beating up just me?!" Naraku asked annoyed, but didn't go on when he saw the ice cold eyes of Sesshomaru looking at him.

"I'll fight you anyways! Even if you're both demons!" With that said, Miroku swung a punch at Sesshomaru. Sesshomaru let the punch hit him just to get Miroku a little confident for a while. The punch did nothing to Sesshomaru, then Sesshomaru swiped Miroku with his poison claws.

Miroku fell backward holding his badly bleeding arm. 'Great. I don't stand a chance against these two, Sesshomaru especially. What am I gonna do??' Miroku thought and got up. He immediately braced himself for Naraku. Naraku punched him in the stomach, making Miroku hunch over, then Naraku slammed his elbow onto Miroku's back.

Miroku hit the floor in pain. He was getting beat up bad. But Miroku got up, still in pain and blood on the corner of his mouth. He still had something he had to do before he gave in. Miroku punched Naraku in the face. Naraku wasn't expecting this, and the punch was hard enough to make him fall back. "Damn it! Where the hell did that come from??!!" Naraku said annoyed. He wasn't bleeding or anything like that though.

Miroku had used the last bit of his energy for that, he had waited a long time for a chance to do that to Naraku. Now Miroku fell to his knees because he had been drained of his energy. Naraku got up and walked quickly to Miroku on the floor, just when Naraku was about to kick him Inu-yasha came out of nowhere and punched Naraku in the gut.

"Thanks… man" Miroku passed out then and fell to the floor. Naraku was a few feet away, from being punched pretty hard. He was holding his stomach in pain.

Sango had found Inu-yasha and Kagome and brang them to the spot where Miroku was

"MIROKU!!!" yelled Sango as she ran over to Miroku to carry him to nearby bench. "Kagome get me something cold!!"

"Okay" Said Kagome as she ran to get some ice from the food court.

"Shit!" Naraku said. "Now you see." Sesshomaru said calmly, without concern for him. Naraku glared up at Sesshomaru and got up to face Inu-yasha.

"What the hell are you doing here dirty half breed?!" Naraku yelled at Inu-yasha in frustration.

"I'm here to kick your ass!" Inu-yasha yelled and leaped at Naraku. Inu-yasha punched Naraku in the face, sending Naraku a ways back. But before Inu-yasha could do anything else to Naraku, Sesshomaru was in front of him in a fraction of a second and burned Inu-yasha with his poison claws. Now Inu-yasha was knocked back, but still on his feet.

He was bleeding on his arm and cheek. Inu-yasha growled deep in his throat. Then they all heard security yelling at them. "Hey! You there! Stop!" They where yelling from a distance, so they weren't close. "Hmm. We will fight again Inu-yasha. Be sure of that." Sesshomaru said with an emotionless face. Then he walked off calmly with a groaning in pain Naraku.

"Feh." Inu-yasha said and turned around to walk over to Miroku and Sango. Kagome came running back from the food court with some ice in a cloth and some bandages.

Kagome was already to Sango, when she looked up and saw Inu-yasha.

Kagome gasped and dropped the things, but Sango caught them. Kagome ran over to Inu-yasha and hugged him really hard. "Hmph" Inu-yasha made that noise when Kagome leapt at him at hug. "Oww. Shit…" Inu-yasha stated in pain. He was still bleeding on his arm but the slice on his cheek had stopped. Kagome pulled away quickly, realizing he was in pain when she hugged him. "I'm sorry." Kagome explained.

"Eh." Inu-yasha grunted. "For hurting you." Kagome said and ignored that she had Inu-yasha's blood on her shirt. "Keh." Inu-yasha simply said and sat down by Miroku's unconscious body. Kagome stood where she was. "I'm gonna get Inu-yasha cleaned up. Come on Inu." Kagome said. She started walking toward a drinking fountain.

Inu-yasha glared at her for calling him 'Inu' again, but followed her anyways. "What if the Security comes? And asks about Miroku?" Sango asked. "Just tell them He fell down the stairs. He would have anyways." Inu-yasha said roughly without looking and kept walking. Sango nodding with a little smile on her face from what Inu-yasha said.

'Miroku… you… did this… for me? You got all beat up like this so they wouldn't rape me. You really do care.' Sango thought.

Kagome got to the fountain and pulled out another cloth from her pocket and soaked it in water. She turned around to Inu-yasha and put the cloth on the wound on his arm. "Hold it there for a while." Kagome said. Kagome seemed sort of sad, at least that's what Inu-yasha thought. "Hey… umm… Soo… when are we umm, going on the trip tomorrow?" Inu-yasha asked. He knew that would get her a little excited.

"Hmm? Oh! In the morning!" Kagome stated, happy Inu-yasha was talking about that. There was a long silence, which was a bit awkward. "Uh, I'm… gonna go back." Inu-yasha said, and started walking back. Kagome looked up quickly and saw Inu-yasha walk a few steps then stopped and sighed frustrated "Are you coming or not?!" Inu-yasha yelled without turning around.

Kagome ran up in front of Inu-yasha which startled him. "Don't yell at me!" Kagome said and glared at him with her hands on her hips. He just stared at her for a while with big eyes. He didn't expect that. "I'll yell at you if I want to!" Inu-yasha yelled at her again, and glared. Kagome was mad now. She grabbed Inu-yasha's doggie ear and pulled him toward the others. "Bad Inu!" Kagome yelled at him and continued dragging him by the ear. "Don't call me Inu!" Inu-yasha yelled. "I swear, you make me sooo mad sometimes!" Kagome said frustrated

"OWW!!! DAMN IT, THAT HURTS!! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA!!??" Inu-yasha yelled at Kagome while being pulled. He tried to struggle out of her grip without hurting her, but it didn't work. It just made the grip on his ear to be tighter. And that hurt. He didn't want to hurt her, so he reached up and tickled Kagome on her sides. She laughed and let go of his ear. "Haahahahaa!! Stop! Stopit!! Ahahahaa!!" Inu-yasha continued to tickle her until she was on the floor then her got up and ran off in case she gabbed his ear again.

Inu-yasha smirked and looked back to see Kagome getting up and chasing after him. But, Inu-yasha wasn't looking where he was going and tripped over a now conscious Miroku. "Ahh!" Inu-yasha fell on his face and got up quickly. Kagome was there now and leaped at him. He jumped out of the way, but caught her and went over to one of the big mall fountains and dumped her in.

"Ack!" Kagome managed to get out before she was under water. Sango and Miroku laughed. Miroku had regained some of his strength and got up. He picked up Sango and also walked over to the Fountain. Sango was kicking and yelling for him to put her down and not to do it. "DON'T YOU DARE MIROKU!! YOU"LL PAY FOR IT YOU-" Sango was cut off by going under water.

Kagome had come back up and so had Sango they were soaked and glaring at their two guy friends. Who both smirked. "Bad Inu." Kagome said and got out of the fountain as did Sango. Sango walked up to Miroku and pummeled him. Kagome just hit Inu-yasha in the head. "Come on Sango lets go home." Kagome said and walked with Sango. They were still soaked. Inu-yasha and Miroku where walking a ways behind the girls.

"Hey Inu-yasha, did you see anything?" Miroku asked quietly. Inu-yasha looked at him like Miroku had said something weird (not that it wasn't weird!). "Heh?" Inu-yasha said, confused at what Miroku meant. "Ya know, I saw Sango's bra through her wet shirt." Miroku explained. Inu-yasha punched Miroku in the head and kept walking. "Ow." Miroku said.

The four of them walked for a while then Inu-yasha and Miroku's houses where near by. "Bye! I'll see ya tomorrow!" Miroku said and waved as he ran off to his house. "See ya." Inu-yasha mumbled and walked calmly to his house. "So Kagome, you never told me what you thought of Inu-yasha." Kagome sighed. Sango had remembered. "Okay… I sorta like him. He's cute and fun to be around, sometimes." Kagome let it out to Sango. She grinned. "I knew it! You to get along well. I wonder what HE thinks of you." Sango said

"I don't know… hey, now you have to tell me what's going on with Miroku!" Kagome said mockingly to Sango. "Eh?! No- Nothings going on between Mi-Miroku and me!! I swear!! Wh-why would I like a pervert like that??!!" Sango desperately said and waved her hands in front of her. "Well, one clue that you like him is you stuttering, another is when we came back to help Miroku today, and you saw him on the floor unconscious, you screamed his name. You wandered off with him in the mall, and…-" Kagome was cut off.

"Okay! Okay! I admit it! he's okay. He's actually pretty nice." Sango admitted to Kagome. Kagome giggled happily. "Okay now were even!" Kagome said and the two of them parted to go to their homes.

Miroku picked up his phone and called Inu-yasha. The phone rang a few times before Inu-yasha answered. "Hey man." Miroku said. "Hey, what do you want." Inu-yasha said with no real expression to his voice. "I just called to say hi,… and ask you what you think of Kagome." Miroku said mischievously. "Keh, man you must be hanging out with them to much, that's girl talk." Inu-yasha stated calmly.

"Well, I just wanted to know, you two sure do seem to like each other. So fess up!" Miroku explained. "Feh, fine, hate her." Inu-yasha said plainly, trying to hide what he really thought. "Yea sure, and I'm a bucket of sardines." Miroku said. "Yea I know. You should take a shower man." Inu-yasha said mockingly. "Aaw, do I really smell that bad? Well come  on, tell me!" Miroku edged Inu-yasha on.

"Yes, you really do smell that bad." Inu-yasha Stated. "That's not what I meant! You know what I mean Inu-yasha! Now tell me what you think of Kagome!" Miroku was eager to hear what his friend thought. "I aint gonna tell you anything. " Inu-yasha finished. "See ya." Inu-yasha said and hung up before Miroku could say anything. Miroku sighed and hung up too. "Oh well." Miroku said.

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Hanokie: Ooooo!

Faux: Okay, sorry if that was a little sort. We didn't want to go any farther than that until the next chapter… Hanokie what was that with the bucket of Sardines?

Hanokie: What? Would you have liked me to put "Yea sure, and I'm Hello Kitty."?

Faux: No. but it would have been funny… *turns on Lassie Come Home and sobs at the part where Lassie falls in the river* WAAAHHAHAAA!

Hanokie: Faux what's wrong!?

Faux: POOR LASSIE WAAAHAHAA!!!! *suddenly stops crying* Ooooo Sorry, forgot you guys was here! Eh heh heh?

Hanokie: GOD FAUX YOU ARE SUCH AN IDIOT!! Oh well forget it! Don't forget to review!!!

Faux: Don't worry you guys I'll be okay! *throws away her Lassie movies* Ahhh, I feel so much better, I will never watch another Lassie movie again!

Hanokie: Riiight, sure okay like the time you said you would never eat plain icing again because you almost died on it!

Faux: *stops immediately because she was going to put plain icing in her mouth* eh heh!? Okay then we will see you in the next story!

Hanokie and Faux: JA NE!!