Hanokie: *sniff*

Faux: What's up Hanokie? Is something wrong?

Hanokie: Well… We aren't getting a lot of reviews, and I don't feel like writing when I think no one is reading this.

Faux: Aww, we get some reviews Hanokie. Here have some pocky. *hands Hanokie some Pocky*

Hanokie: *Takes it, and eats it while sulking.*

Faux: Well I hope the people reading this will review. It would make us feel a lot better, and makes us want to write more.

Hanokie: Yea.

Faux: Sorry for not updating in so long, we have been busy with school, and other things.

Hanokie: I'll do the disclaimer, Disclaimer- We do not own Inu-yasha, but we still own the little monkey who can spin plates. *looks at the little monkey spinning plates beside her.

Faux: *yawn* I'm gonna go take a napie poo. * While walking out the door, she trips and lands on her face* *snore*

Hanokie: Hehe, that cheered me up. Oh, I just wanted to reply to Sesshomaru-4-Ever's review. We are 2 people, the story is on my username cause we started it at my house (We go to the same school and are friends) so we just put the first chapter on my username, plus it can't be on both of ours. =) Just wanted to clear that up for ya! And, CraziAnzGurl…… Hehehe!! You almost got beat up by those two! ^_~ Thank you for reviewing!!!

Faux: *snore*

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Chapter 7- Banana Pudding and a Trip to The Bar!

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It was Friday, the big day, the day they where gonna go on the trip! (Hanokie: YAY!... sorry I couldn't help myself.) They all where gonna go in the afternoon, so they had all morning to do whatever. Miroku headed over to Inu-yasha's house to wake him up. He knew Inu-yasha was gonna be sleeping when he got there, so Miroku was going to play a little joke on the half demon.

'Eh heh heh, this will wake him up.' Miroku thought to himself, looking down at the big squirt gun he was carrying. He came up to Inu-yasha's apartment door and knocked on the door very lightly. No answer. "Well, I guess I should go ahead in." Miroku said mischievously to himself, and crept in. Inu-yasha usually didn't lock his door.

 Miroku sneaked to Inu-yasha's room and found him on the floor, snoring slightly. 'Inu-yasha must have fell of the bed! Heh heh.' Miroku wished he had a camera with him, one reason was the position Inu-yasha was in was pretty funny, and the second reason was the expression Inu-yasha would have when he woke up to water shooting into his face. Miroku grinned.

He aimed the water gun at Inu-yasha's face, and pulled the trigger. Water shot Inu-yasha right in the face. His eyes popped open, along with "FUCK!" Inu-yasha shot up, now fully awake, and glaring at Miroku. "What the hell is wrong with you??!!" Inu-yasha yelled at Miroku, who was now down on the floor, rolling around with laughter.

"AAHAHAHAHAHAA!! YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN YOUR FACE DUDE!! AHAHAHAHAA!!!" Miroku was now up, but holding his stomach cause he was laughing so hard. Inu-yasha growled, then clenched his fists, and leaped at Miroku. He tackled him, but Miroku managed to squirm out beneath Inu-yasha, and run away. Inu-yasha was right behind him. "COME BACK HERE YOU RETARD!!" Inu-yasha yelled while chasing after Miroku. "WHAAAAAA!!" Miroku yelled while running for his life.

'THIS WAS A BAAAD IDEA!!!' Miroku thought franticly. While Inu-yasha was chasing Miroku around his apartment, Kagome was walking to Sango's house. Kagome came up to the door and knocked. A few seconds passed before Sango answered the door. "Oh, hello Kagome!" Sango said. 'Uh, hi Sango, did you wanna go over to Inu-yasha's and see what he's doing? Then we could go get Miroku and do something." Kagome said.

Sango was at the door with just a towel on. She was taking a shower when Kagome knocked so she just assumed it was Kagome and threw on a towel. (Just think if it was Miroku!) "Sure!" Sango agreed. A guy walked by and saw her. He whistled at Sango, this got her mad. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU STAREIN AT??!! MIND YOUR OWN SHITY BUISNESS AND MOVE ALONG!!!" Sango yelled at the passing guy, which made him turn and run.

"Okay let's go!" Sango said happily like nothing happened. She started to walk out. "Uh Sango… do you want boys like that guy who just passed lookin at you?" Kagome asked Sango while containing a giggle. Sango looked at her friend weirdly. "No, why?" Sango asked very confused. "Well then you better put some clothes on!" Kagome said with a burst of giggles.

Sango looked at herself, and remembered she was only wearing a towel. She blushed and ran inside to change. About 2 minutes later Sango came out, fully dressed, and ready to go. "Okay, NOW let's go!" Sango said to Kagome and they began to walk to Inu-yasha's. It didn't take them long to get there, cause all four of them live around the same area.

When Kagome and Sango got to Inu-yasha's apartment, they heard screaming and yelling inside. The screaming sounded like Miroku, and the yelling sounded like Inu-yasha. Kagome and Sango looked at each other. "COME BACK HERE!!!" Inu-yasha yelled. "NO WAY!! YOUR GONNA POUND ME!! OR AT LEAST GET ME BACK WITH THE WATER GUN YOU'RE CARRYING!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!" Miroku was getting tired of running from Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha had already punched him a few times, and sprayed him with the water gun.

Right now, Inu-yasha was chasing Miroku around the living room. Then Miroku went on one side of the couch and Inu-yasha was on the other end. Inu-yasha moved right, but Miroku moved left. It kept going like that for a while until Inu-yasha just jumped the couch, and got Miroku cornered.

"OH, THIS?! I AINT GONNA SPRAY YOU!! YOU'RE MY BESY FRIEND!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAA!!" Inu-yasha laughed evilly and pulled the trigger at Miroku. "AAAAAAH!" Miroku yelled in horror. "I've been hit!! AAAAAH-what's this?" Miroku stopped in the middle of his sentence/scream and looked down at what was on him. "Oh, that's just banana pudding." Inu-yasha said calmly and smirked.

"Oh….. Eh? Why banana pudding? And when did you have time to put it in?" Miroku asked. "Oh I loaded it with pudding when you where running around the couch…"

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FLASH BACK

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"AAAAAAAAH!!!" Miroku screamed as he ran around the couch trying to get away from Inu-yasha 'chasing' him. Inu-yasha was really in the kitchen pouring banana pudding into the water gun. "AAAAAAAAH!!! NO!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!" Miroku yelled again at Inu-yasha 'behind' him, when he was in the kitchen. Inu-yasha stared at Miroku running around the couch from nothing for a while, then jumped in front of him, and cut Miroku off.

SO then Miroku started running around the rest of the house with Inu-yasha actually behind him.

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END OF FLASHBACK
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"BANANA PUDDING!!!" Sango yelled and ran over to Miroku. She and Kagome had been watching the whole thing. Kagome stepped up beside Inu-yasha and watched her best friend take banana pudding off Miroku with her fingers and lick them clean. Inu-yasha looked down at Kagome "What are you doing here?" Inu-yasha asked roughly. "Well, we wanted to come see what you where doing, sorry!" Kagome snarled. Inu-yasha glared at Kagome and looked up at a scream from Sango.

"COME BACK HERE!!!" Sango screamed at Miroku. He had gotten up to clean off, but Sango wanted her pudding. "COME BACK WITH MY PUDDING!!!" Miroku had froze in his tracks at the scream and was staring at Sango, in fact, everyone was staring at her. Kagome broke the silence. "Uh… Sango is obsessed with banana pudding… Inu-yasha do you have any more, that ISN'T on Miroku?" Kagome asked while glancing at the frozen Miroku with Sango eating pudding off him.

"Keh, yeah I do but I like seeing Miroku getting tortured better!" Said Inu-yasha with a smirk. "INU-YASHA!!!! Get her some pudding NOW!!!"  Kagome yelled and pushed him into the kitchen. About 1 minute later Inu-yasha came out with an industrial sized tub of banana pudding. "Here you go Sango, lots of banana pudding…" said Inu-yasha as he dropped the pudding onto his table. "WAHOOO!!!" Yelled Sango as she let go of Miroku and ran to the bucket of pudding. "Where did you get all that Pudding Inu-yasha??" Kagome asked astounded at all the banana pudding. "…. I don't know."(O_o) Inu-yasha shrugged.

"Phew that was really scary, I've never really seen Sango so hyper over anything before." Said Miroku as he washed his face and hands. Miroku heard a groan in the corner of the room where Sango was. "Ugh, Way way too much pudding…" she suddenly sat up and ran into Inu-yasha's bathroom. But after a while she came out looking 10 times better! " Ahh. You know banana pudding always has made me have to go pee after I eat it!!" 

Everyone stared at Sango again. "Uh… right." Miroku said with a worried look on his face. "Well, what should we do before we go on the trip?" Kagome asked everyone. "… I know! Let's go to a bar!" Inu-yasha said with enthusiasm  everyone stared at Inu-yasha now. "… OKAY!!" Everybody yelled and headed out to Inu-yasha's car. They all piled in and Inu-yasha started the car.

"Uh oh…" Miroku stared, remembering what Inu-yasha's driving was like. Inu-yasha stepped on the pedal and took off fast, really fast. "AAAAAAAAH!!!!" Miroku and Sango both screamed "WAHOOOO!!!" Kagome screamed with excitement. "HELL YEA!!!!" Inu-yasha yelled, as the adrenalin rushed through his body. He loved driving like this, it was so exciting, and he loved the adrenalin.

So Inu-yasha, Kagome, Sango, and Miroku where off to the bar! When they got to the bar, Miroku and Sango jumped out of the car as fast as they could. "OH MY GOD!!" Sango said, trying to catch her breath from all the screaming she did. "Yea, I thought we where gonna die on that turn!" Miroku said.

"That was actually fun!" Kagome said happily. "You liked it?!" Inu-yasha said with amazement, Miroku and Sango didn't like it so why did she? "Yea!" Kagome said and smiled at Inu-yasha "Okay! Let's go in and get drunk!" Miroku yelled happily and marched in with Sango Inu-yasha and Kagome following him.

Miroku was the first to walk over to the bar and ask the girl behind it to give him a Jager bomb, when he got it he walked back to Inu-yasha, Sango, and Kagome. "Hey you guys what are you waiting for DRINK UP!!!"  Inu-yasha looked at Miroku "Hey, go get me one of those!" Miroku looked at Inu-yasha, "Why should I get it for you?" Inu-yasha smirked "Because if you don't you'll get another banana pudding squirting! That's why!" Miroku looked at Inu-yasha then at Sango and ran off to the bar to get Inu-yasha a Jager bomb.

"I might get a banana pudding shot!" Sango said hyperly. Kagome looked at her "Sango, they don't sell banana pudding shots." She informed Sango. Sango stood there staring at nothing then she realized what Kagome just said. "WHAAA! NO BANANA PUDDING SHOTS!!!! Oh well, then I'll get a Banana Daquri!" Sango said happily and went up to the bar to order it as Miroku came back with Inu-yasha's drink.

"Here." Miroku said plainly and gave the drink to Inu-yasha. Now Miroku started to drink his own Jager bomb. Inu-yasha also did this. "Well I'll go get my drink." Kagome walked up and stood behind Sango to wait. Sango got her Banana Daquri and came back happily. Kagome got a Corona with lime and salt. She came back and they all drank together.

After a while they each had a few drinks. Kagome had 8 Coronas (Coronas aren't that strong.) and had tried a Jager bomb, Sango had 10 Banana Daquris (Daquriss' asren't very strong either), Inu-yasha had drunk 4 Jager bombs cause they where pretty strong, and Miroku had drunk 7 Jager bombs (O_o wow.) he was pretty out of it.

Kagome, Inu-yasha, and Sango where sitting together at a table, drunk. "I like bananas." Sango said. "Eh, I like squirrels." Inu-yasha said "I do too! Hey, did you steal my squirrel?" Kagome asked Inu-yasha drunkenly. "No, but my squirrel want to have sex wit your squirrel." Inu-yasha told Kagome. "Mine too, my squirrel is a guy." Kagome said "I like bananas and cheese!" Sango said happily. "Shit, mine's a guy too, guess it won't work then." Inu-yasha said sadly. "Yep." Kagome and Sango said together.

"Dude, I-I-I g-g-gotta go mmm…pee." Inu-yasha stammered and stumbled off to the bathrooms. "I wouldn't be surprised if he went into the girls bathroom instead! Hehe!" Kagome said. "PANTIES!!!!! PRETTY PANTIES!!!" Sango yelled and pointed across the street to a panty store. A few people around them stared at Sango and Kagome, then went back to drinking or doin whatever.

"Eh." Kagome said as she drank some more. "Hey thur guys!" Miroku said and waved to Kagome and Sango. Three pretty women where standing around Miroku flirting with him. "Uh, hey Miroku!" Kagome said happily and waved back. Sango however didn't. 'What the hell? How did he get all them women? Not that I care or anything…' Sango thought and glared at Miroku.

"What's da matta Sango?" Miroku asked as he saw the glare. "OH, nothing." With that she got up and walked into the crowd of people towards the back. Miroku looked at Kagome and she shrugged. "I think she's jealous." Kagome stated. Miroku left the girls and went after Sango. Back with Inu-yasha….

Inu-yasha made his way to the bathroom and went. When he came out he looked around and sat down in one of the chairs nearby. He sat there for a while doing nothing, just to sorta cool off before he went back to his friends. A girl that was very similar to Kagome walked up to Inu-yasha. The only difference was her hair was a bit different and her eyes weren't as loving and caring as Kagome's. At least that's all Inu-yasha noticed right now.

"Hi there." The girl said in a flirty voice. "You're a demon aren't you? You're pretty cute." The girl said again in the flirty voice. "Uh yea." Inu-yasha said plainly, he wasn't really that interested in this girl. He stood up and was going to head back but the woman stepped in his way. "Where are you going? Why don't you stay with me for a while." The woman said in a seductive voice.

"Umm, I sorta gotta get back to-" Inu-yasha was cut off by being led to the wall. "Oh come on, you can stay, just to play for a while?" the woman said "Actually-" Inu-yasha again didn't get to finish his sentence, but this time it was a kiss from the girl that cut him off. Inu-yasha's eyes grew wide, and pulled away. He heard a gasp from behind the woman, Inu-yasha looked around her and saw Kagome.

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END

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Hanokie: Ooooo! Can you readers just guess who that whore was!??!!"

Faux: A MONKEY!!!???

Hanokie: … THAT WAS A GREAT GUESS!!!! Well sorry for the short chappie, we wanted to make it a cliffhanger!

Faux: YEA! *glances at Hanokie and pulls a big sweat shirt over her really quick*

Hanokie: Huh? What's this for?

Faux: You'll see! *grabs the arms of the sweatshirt and pulls them around to the back and ties them like a strait jacket*

Hanokie: …. *stares at Faux*

Faux: RUN FREE CRAZY PERSON!!!!!

Hanokie: WHEEEEEE!!! *runs towards the door (which is closed) and runs into it, falling to the ground laughing madly*

Faux: *falls on the floor laughing* PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! EEEEHEHEHEHEEE!!!

Hanokie: AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!