Disclaimer: When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold.
This chap is Dairine and Nita! Today's song is 'The Dance of the Cucumber' and is credited to Veggietales! Enjoy the wackiness!
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DAIR: Spill, Neets. You've been morosing about for the past five minutes and its driving me crazy!
NITA: I'm just worried. Tom and Carl aren't here yet, and Avril's trying to regain her sanity in the next room.
DAIR: (Slyly) I've got something to take your mind off of it. You need to brush up on your translating skills for Spanish. It'll let you talk to Kit's family better.
NITA: Well...alright.
DAIR: I'll start.
Miren al Bruja
NITA:
Watch the wizard
DAIR:
Miren como she mueve
NITA:
See how she moves
DAIR:
Como un leon
NITA:
Like a lion
DAIR:
Tras un raton
NITA:
Chasing a mouse?
DAIR: Don't question, just translate!
Miren al bruja
NITA:
Watch the wizard
DAIR:
Sus suaves movimientos
NITA:
Oh, how smooth her motion
DAIR:
Tal como mantequilla
NITA:
Like butter
DAIR:
En un chango pelon
NITA:
On a ...BALD MONKEY?!
DAIR: Shush, Neets! You'll ruin the emotion of the song!
Miren al bruja
NITA:
Look at the wizard
DAIR:
Los vegetales
NITA:
All the vegetables?
DAIR: I SAID DON'T QUESTION ME!!!
Envidian a su amigo
NITA:
Envy their friend
DAIR:
Como su quieren bailar
NITA:
Wishing to dance as she
DAIR:
Bailarin bruja, bailarin bruja, bailarin bruja
NITA:
Dancing wizard, dancing wizard, dancing wizard
DAIR:
Baila, baila, ya!
NITA:
Dance, dance, yeah!
DAIR:
Miren su hermana
NITA:
Look at her sister
DAIR:
No es triste?
NITA:
Isn't it sad?
DAIR:
El no puede bailar
NITA:
She can't dance?
DAIR:
!Pobre hermana!
NITA:
Poor sister?
DAIR:
El deberia poder bailar
NITA:
She wishes she could dance?
DAIR:
Como su hermana
NITA:
Like her sister?!
DAIR:
Libre y suavemente
NITA:
Free and smooth?
DAIR:
Pero su no puede danzar
NITA:
But she can't ...
NITA: Okay! Stop singing! What do you mean I can't dance? I can dance! What about Aunt Annie's polka party? Didn't you see me dancing at Aunt Annie's polka party?
DAIR: No comprendo.
NITA: No comprendo? I'll show you 'No comprendo'! (Tries to tackle Dair. Their Father walks in)
ND: Nita, what's going on?
DAIR: (Whines) Nita won't help me with my Spanish homework!
NITA: Not true!
ND: I don't want to hear it. Nita? Help your sister. No buts. (He leaves.)
NITA: (Grumbles) Fine.
DAIR: You heard him!
Escuchen el bruja
NITA:
Listen to the wizard.
DAIR:
Oigan su voz fuerte
NITA:
Hear her strong voice
DAIR:
Como un leon
NITA:
Like a lion
DAIR:
Listo a devorar.
NITA:
About to eat...
DAIR:
Escuchen al bruja
NITA:
Listen to the wizard...
DAIR:
Que dulce as su canto
NITA:
Oh, how sweet her voice…
DAIR:
La voz de su garganta perece un triar
NITA:
The breath from her throat is like a chorus of little birdies?
DAIR:
Escuchen su bruja
NITA:
Listen to the wizard
DAIR:
Los vegetales
NITA:
All the vegetables
DAIR:
Envidian a su amigo
NITA:
Envy their friend
DAIR:
Como su quieren cantar
NITA:
Wishing to sing as she
DAIR:
Bruja cantador, bruja cantador, bruja cantador
NITA:
Singing wizard, singing wizard, singing wizard
DAIR:
Canta, canta, ya!
NITA:
Sing, sing, yeah!
DAIR:
Escuchen al hermana
NITA:
Listen to the sister
DAIR:
?No es triste?
NITA:
Isn't it sad?
DAIR:
Su no puede cantar
NITA:
She can't sing
DAIR:
Pobre hermana
NITA:
Poor sister?!
DAIR:
Su deberia poder cantar
NITA:
She wishes she could sing
DAIR:
Fuerte y ducle como el bruja
NITA:
Strong and sweet like the wizard
DAIR:
Pero no puede ...
NITA:
But she can't ...
DAIR:
!Ni siquiera da un silbido!
NITA: She can't even ... whistle?! All right! That's it, mi amiga! Come over here and let me sing YOU a song!
DAIR: Adios, amigos! (Runs away, while singing) Nita's really angry! I hope she doesn't catch me! It's so hard to run with a sombrero on my head! (Nita tries to tackle her) Hey! I told you I'd get your mind off of Av!
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