Faux: Okay Hanokie, you ready this time?
Hanokie: * nods furiously*Faux: Now, let's not do what we did last time right?
*~*~*~*~ Flashback*~*~*~*
4 years ago…
Faux: Okay Hanokie, You ready?
Hanokie: * nods furiously*
Faux: Okay, ready. On the count of 3… One, two…Three!
Hanokie: * flops into the water and starts to scream* HEELLP!!! HEELLP!!
*~*~*~* End of Flashback*~*~*~*
Faux: Okay ready? On the count of 3, One, Two…Three!
Hanokie: * flops into the water and starts to scream* AAAAAH HH! I'M DROWNING!!!
Faux: Ugh… not again * dives into the water*
Hanokie: ACK! FAUX HELP ME!
Faux: * Hits Hanokie on the head with a rock* Stand up you dummy!
Hanokie: Huh?
Faux: * Standing in waist high water*
Hanokie: Uhhh… Heh heh… Heyyy Faux!
Faux: review Okay? Thanx much! * Looks evilly at Hanokie*
Hanokie: * shivers*
Faux: PUDDING!!!
Hanokie: * gets all wide eyed* AHAHAHAHAAHHHAAAA!!!!
Faux: JELLO!! * smirks evilly*
Hanokie: NOOOOO!!! * starts to sob*
Faux: WHAHAHAHAA!
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Chapter Nine~ The Dream
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"Okay what did you guys get??" Asked Kagome hoping she got Sango.
Inu-yasha went first. "I got 2…" Kagome sighed, She had 2 also. " Miroku, why don't you go next…" Miroku took a deep breath, "I got 1…" Sango stamped her foot in rage, "DAMN IT ALL I HAVE 1 TOO!!!" Miroku grinned pervertedly, "How many beds does one room have?" Inu-yasha whacked him in the back of the head. "Two you Dumbass!" Yelled Kagome as he fell to the floor.
"Oh, well okay then, let's go!" Miroku said franticly as he grabbed his stuff and ran off into the lobby to wait on the others. Kagome giggled. " Well he sure was
in a hurry, huh?" Inu-yasha yawned, and Sango grabbed her things and followed into the tall glass hotel.
Kagome said Hi to her friend, got the keys and went upstairs with the others on her tail. Kagome and Inu-yasha were in room 729 on the 7th floor, and Miroku and Sango were right next door.
"Wow! What a good view of the city!" Kagome said as she peered through the open window. She set her bags down and flopped onto her bed. It was really comfy. She looked at Inu-yasha passed out on his owns bed, snoring a little. ' Aww that's so cute!' She thought. ' Wait…I've never actually seen or heard of him sleeping before… He must be really wiped' She rolled over and closed her eyes, sleep was coming fastly.
~*~*~* Inu-yasha's Dream *~*~*
"NO! Please just leave me alone!"
"No way sweet cheeks! You're all mine now!"
Inu-yasha's ears twitched as he heard a sound coming from the alley. He ran as fast as he could because an odd feeling told him it was Kagome. When he rounded the corner, Kouga had a knife to Kagome's throat, and Sesshomaru and Naraku standing against the wall laughing.
"Let her go Kouga! Before I rip you to shreds!" Inu-yasha's voice sounded deeper than usual.
Kouga only nodded. But before Inu-yasha could do anything Naraku and Sesshomaru grabbed his arms and dragged him back to the wall where they were originally standing."NO…Let go…KAGOME!!!"
Kagome looked at Inu-yasha sobbing " Inu…Yasha, help me…" Inu-yasha looked at the tears fall from her cheeks. Kouga looked at Inu-yasha and smiled.
"One last kiss, just for me Kagome!" He grabbed Kagome's face. She tried to pull away but his grip was too strong. He kissed her hardly and seemed to enjoy it too much. His lips finally let go with a big smack. And when he let go, the knife slipped with it. Kagome slowly fell to the ground and blood dripped freely from her neck. Kouga, Sesshomaru, and Naraku left smiling happily as if they'd just walked out of a candy store.
To Inu-yasha everything was happening in slow motion. He ran over to Kagome and looked at her face. He couldn't keep his pain in for much longer.
"Oh my god…" he was almost to tears.
"It's my fault, everything…no…I loved you Kagome…" he stopped himself and slowly lowered her from is hands. "Why'd ya' have to leave me so soon?'
As he sat by her side, a single sparkling tear ran down his cheek onto the ground.
*~*~*~*~ End of Inu-yasha's dream*~*~*~*~
Inu-yasha gasped as he awoke in a cold dripping sweat. He sat up and looked over at Kagome's bed. She was still there sleeping as sound as ever.
"Whoa… some dream." He said to himself quietly. He looked back over again, ' She looks so peacful…' He started to get up but sat himself back down with a light "puff". In time he fell back into an unpleasant sleep.
Kagome awoke at about 4 A.M. to the sound of soft groans over on Inu-yasha's bed. She saw him toss uncomfortably, and walked over to him cautiously.
He had the ugliest frown on his face, he looked like he was in a pool underwater for 6 days. He turned towards Kagome.
" Dammit Miroku gimme back my pillow!" He groaned sleepily and grabbed Kagome around the waist and swung her around to the other side of the bed and hugged her tightly. "Hmm…pillow.." Kagome tried to free herself, but his grip was too strong. " Shit Inu-yasha, you're gonna get mad in the morning but… oh well," She said hopelessly and went to sleep.
The next morning Kagome woke up, cold, to find Inu-yasha wasn't there. But Sango replaced him instead.
She cautiously walked over to her and shook her. " Sango…Sango wake up…" Sango rolled over and yawned. "Hey Kagome…how'd you get in here?" Kagome rolled her eyes. "The question is…How did you get in here. This isn't you room, it's ours!" Sango sat up and looked around. " Yeah I guess you're right!"
*~*~*~*~ With Inu-yasha and Miroku *~*~*~*~
Inu-yasha had just got done explaining the dream to Miroku and how he woke up and found her in the same bed as him.
"You must really be in love to have such a vivid dream about somebody!" He smiled "So what do you think? Are you in love?"
" You know what I think Miroku, I think you're a perv!" said Inu-yasha loudly. Miroku glanced around. Nobody really seemed to notice. "Shhh… before somebody hears you." Inu-yasha hit him hard with his suitcase. "Shut up you fag, nobody is even paying attention!" Inu-yasha yelled "Shit" as loud as he could and nobody even looked at him.
"Oh, well that's weird!" Miroku looked around then yelled as loud as he could " I LIKE PORNO!!!" and with that little statement everybody looked at him in disgust. He looked at the people looking at him. "Heh Heh… Just kidding people move along, nothing to hear here!" Then all of the people started to move again.
" AHAHA!!! You are such a fucking retard!! I meant people wouldn't look at you if you shouted something just to say it! Not if you say something personal!!!" Inu-yasha laughed uncontrollably as Kagome and Sango walked out of the elevator.
"Hey Inu-yasha what's so funny?" Kagome said as she walked up to still laughing Inu-yasha. Inu-yasha stopped laughing, " Oh, nothing, it's just that Miroku was being a dork again!" Inu-yasha stopped giggling and looked at Miroku, "But It won't happen again will it Miroku??" Miroku nodded and almost gave himself a headache.
"Oh, okay then, I'll just go check out, you guys meet me out in the car." Said Kagome as she walked over to the person at the front desk and checked out.
~*~*~* In the Car ~*~*~*
"Okay uh… do we have everything?" asked Kagome as she started the car. Everybody nodded happily. "Okay then! Let's GO!!" Kagome revved up the car and drove off. Inu-yasha was quite during the ride. But the weird thing was that he didn't even shout back at Miroku when he said something stupid. Kagome thought that was really weird.
About 2 hours of driving, Kagome had to get the silence out of the car. So, she blasted the radio to wake everybody up. When she did, they only jumped and then went back to sleep again. Kagome was getting tired too. So she woke up Sango.
"Hey Sango it's your turn to drive!" Kagome shook Sango awake. "Okay okay fine, I'll drive the stupid car. Just don't expect me to do it again." Kagome knew she didn't mean that but, pouted in the back until she fell asleep anyways. But Kagome didn't sleep for long because Sango was talking to her "Sheesh Miroku is such a pervert! Last night…" Kagome woke up with a groan and listened to Sango speak. "He was trying to get me to sleep by him, and I didn't want to so he got up and dragged me over to his bed." She paused to take a drink of water. " I didn't want to but he "insisted" anyway! He started to grope me so I grabbed the lamp and smashed him over the head with it."
Kagome looked in the backseat and looked at Miroku's forehead. She saw 2 big lumps and a big gash where Sango had obviously hit him. " So, uh, what happened next Sango?" Kagome asked.
"Well, he got knocked out and rolled off the bed so then I went over to my bed and fell asleep…Then before I knew it I was in your bedroom with you!" Sango shook her head in puzzlement. "Sometimes I don't get Mirkou…"
Kagome shook her head and dozed off to sleep. She didn't dream or anything, but her sleep seemed to be restless she tossed and turned. Miroku woke up because of her and shook her awake.
"Kagome…Kagome!" He shook her hard, "Kagome! Wake up!" Kagome woke up and turned towards him. "Huh? What's going on? Is Sango Okay???" She shot up like a bullet to find Sango was peacefully driving. "Yes, Kagome I'm fine!" She didn't even look back.
Kagome looked back at Miroku. "Why did you wake me up if everything's okay?" Miroku looked at her, "I didn't think it was, you were tossing around like you were having a bad dream or something."
"No, I wasn't…I guess I was just restless." Kagome looked up at Miroku. "Yeah, ya' think??" Kagome giggled and told Sango to turn on the radio. Sango turned it up, It was BoA "Dreams Come True". Kagome and Sango sang and sang and sang for about 2 hours. But it was worth it, because they finally reached the gas station.
"Oh, thank god, I have to take the biggest pee!" Said Miroku as he ran to find the bathrooms. Kagome and Sango got the gas and Inu-yasha went inside to get Sprite Remix for everybody.
When they got back into the car, Inu-yasha couldn't help but keep looking at Kagome, thinking about the dream. ' I loved you. I loved you.." Kept repeating over and over in is head. He wondered if it was really a dream. ' Maybe that dream could come true…' No, he couldn't imagine Kouga killing somebody he liked so much, maybe raping her, but never killing. ' No, I won't let anything happen to Kagome, never…' He looked at Miroku and Sango in the backseat. Sango was again peacefully sleeping but this time she cuddled up in Miroku's arms for warmth, but altogether seemed to enjoy it!
"Heh, Miroku finally scored!" Smirked Inu-yasha. Kagome looked back for a quick second, "Inu-yasha, get out of their business!" and smacked him on the head. "Owww! That hurt! Bitch!" Inu-yasha hit her back, but not very hard. "Stop it! I'm trying to drive here!" She turned down the radio a little and then sat back in her seat a little. She sighed then closed her eyes. Inu-yasha thought she was crazy, but liked the fact that she was taking a dare! A car was in the wrong lane coming towards them and, obviously, didn't see it. Inu-yasha grabbed the steering wheel and veered out of the way.
"Asshole!" Kagome screamed at the passing car. Sango and Miroku were already awake and Sango was accusing Miroku of purposely setting her in his arms. Inu-yasha stopped the arguing two.
"Shut up! Sango, Miroku didn't do that. You did! So quit blaming him for stuff he didn't do!" Sango looked at Miroku, " Is this true Miroku? Did I put my head on you?" Miroku nodded, "But Sango, it is somewhat my fault because I woke up and put my arms around you because you looked cold. I'm so sorry!" He turned away from her thinking she was going to hit him.
"Miroku, why are you turning away?" Sango put her face close to him to turn his face around, but Miroku was quickly turning as she did so. In about 3 seconds they were in a lip-lock and Sango didn't know what to do. She didn't push away or scream or anything, she just sat there with her eyes closed. Miroku put his arms around her.
Kagome saw Inu-yasha watching all of this. She hit him and told him to turn around. Inu-yasha did so. Sango and Miroku finally parted. "So sorry lady Sango, I-I couldn't help myself…" He looked at a deep red Sango. "It's okay Miroku, I couldn't help myself either!" She turned around and the blushing continued.
' What just happened? I mean, I just let MIROKU kiss me. And I liked it! OH GOD!!! I must be sick…' Sango thought tiredly. She looked at Miroku shivering a little. "He looks cold…" She said to herself and huddled up Miroku's arms once again, and fell asleep.
~*~*~End~*~*~
Faux: Okay, now that we have Hanokie's swimming problem all figured out!
Hanokie: * splashing around in that shallow water laughing really hard like a little 5 year old*
Faux: Oh well, at least she's in the water now! Huh Hanokie?
Hanokie: YAY!!! JELLYFISH!! * Picks up a little jellyfish* I'll call you Mr. Wigglypants!!
Mr. Wigglypants: YAY!!! * gets so excited he stings Hanokie*
Hanokie: OOWWWIIEES!! * Looks at Mr. Wigglypants* I'm very disappointed in you Mr. Wigglypants! But it's okay! You didn't mean to right??
Mr.Wigglypants: Uh huh! * Hugs Hanokie*
Hanokie: YAY!! JELLYFISH HUGS!!! * looks at faux* C'mon Faux join the hug!!
Faux: Uh… Hanokie…I think Mr. Wigglypants' mom came to get him…
Hanokie: NOOO!!! YOU CAN'T TAKE MR. WIGGLYPANTS!!!! NEVER!!! * runs onto the beach*
Big Jellyfish: HUUUGG!!!! * swims towards Faux*
Faux: NO!!! NOOOO!!!! * tries to run but Jellyfish grabs her ankle*
Big Jellyfish: HUUGG! * Electrocutes Faux*
Faux: LET * shock* GO!! * Shock*
Big Jellyfish: * Drops faux and swims off*
Faux: HANOKIE! * shock* I'M GONNA * Shock* KILL YOU!!!! * Shock*
Hanokie: RUN MR. WIGGLYPANTS!!!! * runs away*
Faux: AAAAAHHHH! * Shock*
Mr. Wigglypants: Don't forget to review!! Ehehehee!!