Hanokie: Okay… here's the 4-1-1, Faux slept over, stole my pocky, and… *THUMP *
Faux: * gagged and tipped over in a chair, mumbling*
Hanokie: SHUT UP!!! * throws an apple at Faux*
Faux: OOOOO!!! Uo iittwe fumpou!!!
Hanokie: Faux, watch your language! You stole my pocky and that's what you get!
Faux: *spits the gag out * UNTIE ME!!! I'VE BEEN LIKE THIS FOR A WEEK!!!
Hanokie: And a half!
Faux: Oh shut UP!!!
Hanokie's Dog: * runs in to lick Faux's face *
Faux: ACK!!! Get off me Daisy!
Hanokie: HAHAHAHAA!!!!
Faux: * glare* where's my trusty lighter?
Hanokie: Huh?
Faux: GOT IT!!! *lights the rope and burns the ties * Oww! It burnt me!!!! *on fire* AAHHHH!!!!!
Hanokie: Uh oh!
Faux: * Jumps up* Come here!!!
Hanokie: GET AWAY!!!
Faux: I'm gonna KILL YOU!!!!
Hanokie: We don't own Inu-yasha!!! R&R PLEASE!!!
Faux: * war cry*
*~*~*~*Chapter 11- Kidnapped?*~*~*~*
Kagome and Sango were quietly waiting in line for a seat; the waitress lady finally approached them, "How many?" Kagome thought for a moment, "Uhh, 4, and can you make it by the beach?" The waitress smiled, "Certainly, follow me please!" Kagome and Sango were just about to sit when they heard their names called. Kagome turned around to see Inu-yasha and Miroku running at full speed at them. They were stopped by another waitress, "NO RUNNING!" Miroku bowed deeply, "Our deepest apologies ma'am… Can we go now?"
The waitress smiled, "Yes you can go now, but please, no running!" Inu-yasha and Miroku bowed then quickly trotted over to Kagome and Sango. Miroku put his arm around Sango's waist, but as usual it didn't stay there for long. A piercing scream turned every head in the restaurant, "HENTAI!!!! GET YOUR STINKING FILTHY HANDS OFF OF MY ASS!!!" Miroku covered her mouth, "Shhh, watch your language! There are young ears here… This can wait right?" Sango crossed her arms, and sat down at the table and mumbled something no body could here.
Inu-yasha and Kagome quietly watched as Miroku and Sango talked out there problems. Only Sango didn't cooperate for long because Miroku's "cursed" hand wandered to her chest. Her eye twitched, "Miroku can I see you outside for a moment?" Kagome giggled, and Inu-yasha smirked. "Uhh..... I uh…. I gotta go to the bathroom bye!" Miroku said quickly, but before he could take a step, Sango grabbed his arm and whispered in his ear, "If you run, when I'm through with you…you won't have anything to go to the bathroom with!"
Miroku's eyes got big and he grabbed her arm and ran off outside of the Café. Inu-yasha couldn't hold his laughter anymore. "AHAHAHAHA! That was so funny!" Kagome quickly death- glared Inu-yasha and he shut his mouth almost immediately. The waitress finally came to take their orders, just as Miroku and Sango came in. They quickly walked over to the table and sat down. Miroku had no slap marks on his face, just a sad look on his face. But his smile reappeared as Sango placed her hand on his shoulder.
Kagome ordered a Pina' Colada, Inu-yasha ordered a draft, Miroku ordered a Mike's Hard Lemonade, and Sango ordered a Banana Daiquiri. The waitress left and Inu-yasha burst, "What the hell? I thought you were mad at Miroku!" Sango smiled and looked at Miroku, "Well Miroku promised that if he was perverted to me or any other women, he would get neutered!" Miroku hung his head low and blushed, Inu-yasha and Kagome laughed uncontrollably, Sango pouted. The drinks were set at the table and the waitress took their orders. Miroku and Inu-yasha both ordered the King Burger with a side of fries, and Kagome and Sango ordered the Chicken Caesar special.
Their dinner was carefully placed in front of them in about 10 minutes. "Wow this looks great!" Kagome chimed and quickly grabbed her fork. Sango did the same, but first took a big gulp of her daiquiri. Miroku and Inu-yasha were half way through their burgers and their fries were gone by the time the girls were a quarter way through the salads. Inu-yasha and Miroku waited for 10 extra minutes, which could be spent sleeping waiting for the girls to get done. Once they were done, the boys quickly grabbed the girl they liked (A/N you know who we're talking about!) and ran out towards the beach.
*~*~*~Inu-yasha and Kagome~*~*~*
'I wonder what he's up to…' Kagome thought, as she was led to the shore, and faced the setting sun. The cool ocean breeze and the sound of the water being pushed onto the shore made her relax. She stood there for a while with her eyes closed and let the wind blow her hair back gently.
Inu-yasha watched her patiently, and then noticed he was still holding her hand. He blushed and let go quickly, which made Kagome open her eyes. She looked at him then at the space between their hands sadly. The awkward silence was getting to Inu-yasha, he looked around, and kicked the sand back and forth 'I wonder how Miroku is doing...' Kagome finally had to ask.
"So?" she said, overcome by her curiosity. Inu-yasha looked at her "Huh?" Kagome sighed "Why did you bring me here? And where are Sango and Miroku?" Kagome looked around behind her and him, and saw something of Sango's head behind a dune. 'Oh okay then I can just relax I guess' While she was thinking all of this she grabbed Inu-yasha's hand absently. Inu-yasha blushed again and cleared his throat, Kagome snapped from out of her thoughts. She looked down and their joined hands and blushed lightly. She let go quickly, "Um, why don't we go over there?" Kagome pointed to a big boulder in the tide, Inu-yasha shrugged and started to walk towards it.
When his feet touched the wet sand, he rolled up his pants to his knees. He looked back at Kagome who was still standing there looking at the sunset. "Are you coming or what?" He asked her loudly. She blinked and quickly ran over to him and took off her sandals. "Come on Inu-yasha let's go!" She ran into the low waves and scrambled onto the rocks. Inu-yasha followed and jumped gracefully onto the big boulder. Kagome was sitting there now looking at the sun again in a sort of trance.
Inu-yasha smirked and clapped his hands loudly; Kagome jumped and started to fall towards the deeper water. She screamed and waited for the plunge. But that never came. When she opened her eyes, she saw Inu-yasha holding her tightly above the glittering water. He lifted her gently and sat her on the rock. "Thank you Inu-yasha…" she trailed off noticing that Inu-yasha was still holding her, and how close he was holding her was making her heart beat so hard that she was scared Inu-yasha would hear it.
He leaned in close and Kagome blushed conscious about what was happening, but had no time to think about what she was doing. Inu-yasha was leaning in closer and kissed her lightly, she took it well so he deepened it. Kagome draped her arms around his shoulders and she deepened it even more, not aware that Miroku and Sango were peering hand in hand over the sand dune. "Inu-yasha's such a goddamn dog!" He said a little loud, Sango ducked to see Inu-yasha's ears prick but then saw him ignore it and quickly told Miroku that they'd better stop eavesdropping and sit where they were supposed to.
Kagome finally broke the kiss for air to breathe and then blushed deep red as Inu-yasha looked deep into her eyes. She let her arms flow off of his neck and then hugged him softly. Inu-yasha stroked Kagome's hair, and heard her speak in his shirt, "Inu-yasha…do you…love me?" Inu-yasha blushed then shook it off, " I-I don't know Kagome, I mean I think I do…" Kagome giggled softly and hugged him tightly before letting him go and kissing him again, "Well Inu-yasha, that wasn't quite what I was looking for but it was perfect enough for me!" He laughed and leaped off of the rock and held out his arms. Kagome thought for a minute then jumped for Inu-yasha to catch her.
When Inu-yasha caught her he stumbled into a hole in the sand that was deep enough to trip and did just that. He fell with an enormous splash and Kagome landed on top of him. She coughed from the salt water, and then looked at Inu-yasha's wet face. She laughed and patted his ears lightly, "C'mon get up!" she said standing in the sun warmed water. She looked quickly at the sand dunes because she saw something that looked like Sango's hair. She frowned "Sango, Miroku quit eavesdropping and COME OUT!!!" Sango was the first to pop up looking guilty, but Miroku was nowhere to be seen. All of a sudden a hand popped out of the dune and grabbed Sango's leg. She screamed madly, "AAAHHH!!! A SAND LECHER!!!....Wait…Sand Lecher???" She turned red with anger, "MIROKU!!! GOD I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!"
Miroku quickly popped from out of the sand and ran from it wildly towards the ocean with his hand flailing, "IT WAS JUST A JOKE!!! I SWEAR IT!!!" Sango shook her head and tried to ignore him whimpering loudly, "Oh shut up would you?" Kagome and Inu-yasha looked at each other and laughed loudly. Kagome clutched her side as Inu-yasha looked for support to stop from rolling in the sand, "Oh…my…GOD!!! You two are HALARIOUS!! Watching you two fight is totally…" Inu-yasha was struck by a rock from out of no where and a large bump formed on his head. "Ooow! What the hell…" Inu-yasha looked behind him to see Miroku standing by a pile of rocks near the shore looking around as if he where looking for someone.
Inu-yasha glared at Miroku. Miroku saw this and looked at him innocently. "Some ones throwing rocks around here… It wasn't me…" Miroku looks behind him and at Sango and Kagome. Inu-yasha stomped over to Miroku and his pile of rocks. Miroku's face turned from innocent to a face of horror "It wasn't me, I- I swear!!!" Miroku looked around franticly for an exclamation to what he 'didn't do'. "I-It was GOERGE THE INVISIBLE PURPLE MONKEY!!!" Miroku said quickly and ran behind Sango, who just stepped away from him.
"MIROKU YOU'RE DEAD!!!!" Inu-yasha ran after him with a large rock in his hand, ready to throw. Miroku screamed and ran for his life. Kagome walked over to Sango and watched Inu-yasha chase Miroku. She sighed and looked over at Sango. Sango was grinning at Miroku as he ran around the beach and was hit with a rock every few minutes. "Ooooo, Saaangooo, know what I think?" Kagome said playfully. Sango looked over at Kagome, her face blank "What?" She asked curiously. "I think you Like Miroku!" Kagome yelled so that Miroku could hear, and then ran away to avoid Sango's wrath.
"I DO NOT!!" Sango yelled after Kagome. All of a sudden Miroku popped up in front of her grinning lecherously "Is that true Sango?" He asked mischievously. Then Miroku fell forwards from Inu-yasha hitting him with another rock. Miroku fell in between Sango's breasts and mumbled he could breath. Sango turned redder than her usual red and screamed angrily. She Slapped Miroku and he fell on the ground with about ten bumps on his head and a slap mark on his cheek.
"Uh, well I think I'll head back to the hotel room… uh yeeah…" Inu-yasha said a little scared for Miroku "I think I'll come with you!" Kagome said quickly looking over at the scene Sango had created. Sango looked up and smiled happily, "Kay, then I'll come too! Nothing much no do here!" She pranced over to Inu-yasha and Kagome, leaving Miroku lying there with a bloody nose and his wounds. So they all went back to the hotel, except for Miroku "Don't leave me here guys.." Miroku mumbled and crawled slowly after them.
As Kagome and Sango walked into Sango's room Kagome noticed their supplies of late night snacks were gone. (Hanokie: OH NO!) "I'm gonna go down to the lobby and get us some more snacks kay?" She said, turning to Sango. "Yeah okay, remember to get Pocky though!" Sango said excitedly, flinging her self on the bed and getting out a manga. Kagome giggled and nodded her head. She then walked out the door and went down to the lobby room.
As she was walking out the elevator, she came across a tired and still crawling Miroku, still trying to get to his room. "Kagome! Help me!" Miroku pleaded "Hi Miroku, bye Miroku." Kagome said quickly and walked past him to the vending machines and food place. "Eeeh, well this sucks…" Miroku mumbled and tried to crawl into the elevator, but it suddenly closed on him when he was half way in. "aah! Good thing these things open when some thing's in the way!" he said to himself as he waited for it to open. But it didn't open. Instead, it started to move up.
"Uhh…" Miroku said as he felt himself being lifted up off the floor. He scrambled to get inside, but the doors wouldn't budge. "Ack! Help!" He yelled, as his lower body hit the top of the elevator opening/door. It kept trying to go up, but couldn't cause Miroku was in the way (Hanokie: poor elevator…. Sorry, I'll stop interrupting. =3). A service woman walked around the corner and saw what was happening. "Oh my god! Just a minute I'll help you!" She dropped the towels she was carrying to the pool and ran over to the elevator buttons and pressed the down button.
The elevator came down after a while and opened the doors. Miroku was freed from the doors and groaned as he sat up and rubbed his side where it was bruised. "I am soo sorry, they just got through fixing this elevator and I guess it still doesn't work." The girl said as she looked troubled at the elevator. Miroku looked up at the girl and instead saw up her skirt, since the service girls here wore shorter skirts than most hotel maids. Miroku stood up and stood closer to her. "Well thank you anyways. You are a very nice, beautiful girl, what's your name?" He asked, calmly. "Oh, my name is Azumi." She said, blushing lightly at his comment.
"Azumi… that is a beautiful name, it completely suites you." Miroku said with a grin and the girls blush deepened a little. Miroku's hand found it's way to the girls butt and patted her. Azumi jumped at the sudden contact and slapped Miroku across the face. "Perv!" She said her blush even redder as she walked back and picked up the pile of towels. Miroku rubbed his cheek, waved to her and sighed as she walked away. "And she was pretty too." He said disappointedly. He walked into the elevator, wary of the closing doors and pressed the button that would take him to his room.
~*~*~*End*~*~*~
Hanokie: We are so sorry to all the readers of our story!! I think this has been the longest time me and Faux have spent working on a chapter…
Faux: Yeah, schools really getting annoying, we don't have time to work on it a lot, and when we do, we can't think of what to write. =\
Hanokie: Yup. *pulls out voodoo doll of evil homeroom teacher and stabs her with a knife repeatedly* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! DIE!! DIE!!! KYAAAHAHA!!!!
Faux: *stares as Hanokie kills the doll* riiight. Anyways I hope you peoples aren't too mad with us for taking so long. Thank you all for reviewing, and I think we are going to start replying to your reviews starting next chapter. *smells something burning* UUhhh…
Hanokie: *has lit the voodoo doll on fire* *looks at Faux* What?
Faux: Uh nothing. *wonders what Hanokie would do if she figured out that she was eating her Pocky again.*
Hanokie: Hey Faux, have you seen my Pocky?
Faux: Uh no Hanokie, I uh haven't…
Hanokie: Oh, well then, in that case, we shall have plunger wars!! UNGAURD!! *pulls out plunger and whacks Faux in the head*
Faux: …………………
Hanokie: …… uh oh… you don't like plunger wars do you?
Faux: *shakes head and glares at Hanokie*
Hanokie: …………. *whacks Faux in head repeatedly with plunger*
Faux: *sighs and continues to glare at Hanokie, then pulls out a rake from behind her back and holds it up triumphantly and laughs evilly* *dun! Dununun!! Daan!!*
Hanokie: *continues to hit Faux with plunger*
Faux: grrr. I'LL RAKE YOU!!
Hanokie: NOOOOOOOO!! RAKES!!! AAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!*runs away*
Faux: BWAHAHAHAHA!! REMEMBER TO REVIEW!!!! COME BACK HERE!! *runs after Hanokie*