Disclaimer: I like eggs.
Hello again all you lovely peoples! I've decided to upload an extra chapter this week since I was soooo lazy last week. I can't seem to find any place for the current song requests YET but I will do so as soon as an opportunity presents itself. Here's a shout out to my reviewers:
Insane Angel Author- I'm afraid that further plot developments will have to wait for at least two more chapters. However, if you pay very close attention, you can find a teeny development in the next chapter ^.~ Also, I find your speculations VERY interesting! What makes you think Lee is the Lone Power? Heehee...you're the first to speculate that.
Arnacis713- Thank you for your information on the song in chapter 20. I'll get around to fixing it sooner or later ^^
KissFromARose13- I'd be happy to review your stories sometime! Perhaps I can sneak online tomorrow at school and take a peek. Heehee! Keep reading!
Viper676- I'm reeeeeeally sorry about not being able to use your suggestions yet, but I promise I will!
Today's song is 'There's A Hole In The Bottom Of The Sea' and yes, shamelessly, it is from Sesame Street.
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(Lee & Zoe hurry in, looking worried)
NITA: Hey guys. Glad you came.
ZOE: We weren't about to let our best friend go crazy. (She goes over to Avril and gives Lee a grin) Uh oh, Lee, this calls for drastic measures. You know what that means, don't you?
LEE: Uuuuuhhh....Yeah!....No.
ZOE: (Rolls her eyes) Come on. What was that annoying song you were singing the other day? Something about a bowl that you see?
LEE: OH! You mean, 'There's a hole in the bottom of the sea'? Sure! I remember. What about it?
ZOE: We gotta sing it!
LEE: Oh...okay! Can I start?
ZOE: No! I wanna...(Pouts) Oh fine. You start.
LEE:
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a hole
There's a hole
There's a hole in the bottom of the sea
AVRIL: (Chokes out a laugh) What on earth?--
ZOE: Just wait, it gets better.
There's a log in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
There's a log in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
There's a log
There's a log
There's a log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
LEE:
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a bump
There's a bump
There's a bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
ZOE: Heehee, now it gets cute.
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a frog
There's a frog
There's a frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
LEE:
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a tail
There's a tail
There's a tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
ZOE:
There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
There's a flea
There's a flea
There's a flea on the tail on the frog on the bump on the log in the hole in the bottom of the sea
LEE:
There's a speck on the flea, on the tail, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
There's a speck on the flea, on the tail, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
There's a speck
There's a speck
There's a speck on the flea, on the tail, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
ZOE: (Takes a deep breath) This is gonna hurt...
There's a teeny weeny something that's so small you almost can't see it
On the speck, on the flea, on the tail, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole, in the bottom of the sea
AVRIL: There's a what?!!
ZOE: (Breathlessly) There's........all that stuff in the bottom of the sea.
There's a teeny weeny something
There's a teeny weeny something
There's a teeny weeny something.....
LEE&ZOE:
On the speck, on the flea, on the tail, on the frog, on the bump, on the log, in the hole, in the bottom of the sea.
AVRIL: Wow...that's...
NITA: Incredibly irrational...why wouldn't the coast guard clean all that up?!
LEE: ....I think you're missing the basic point here.
ZOE: Oh well. Let's forget about that teeny weeny something and we'll...
Pluck the speck
Flick the flea
Tweak the tail
Flip the frog
Move the bump
Lose the log
Fill up the hole..
In the bottom of the sea...
BOTH:
'Cause no one wants a hole in the bottom of the sea!
AVRIL: (Laughs quietly, then stops after a little while)(Softly) Thanks guys.
ZOE: (Hugs her) No problem-o. I'm always here for mah homies.
LEE: (Pauses awkwardly after Zoe pulls away, then impulsively does the same, hugging her tight) What's wrong? Nita wouldn't call us except in an emergency.
AVRIL: I–I'd rather not talk about it just now.
ZOE: Okay, but we're always here to talk...say! I know the cure for this! Let's go to the beach for the evening!
LEE: (Laughs) Are you going to 'port us there?
NITA: .....You're not a wizard....how do you know about 'porting?
LEE: (Surprised) I thought you knew. I told Avril...well, anyways, not all magic folk have to use a manual or be listed.
ZOE: Yeah, but what are you?
LEE: I'm an–ambassador. To all the planets. I have knowledge of and access to wizardry, but I hardly use the power. I only travel and make peace talks and make treaties.
NITA: (Doubtfully) Well, I guess that makes sense. Anyways, let's go! I think we could all use the break.
(Zoe sets up the spell and they all port to the beach)