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Sorry about the lack of updating. I've been rather busy with family events and such. Anyways, straight into the next chapter! The one after this one will have some of the plot, so bear with me as I insert this fluff.
Also, it will no longer let me put special characters or extra spaces in the uploads. Please forgive any confusion. It also seems to be doing some very strange editing and inserting of typos. It isn't my fault, so if you get confused, ask about it in your review, and I'll clarify in the next chapter.
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Today's song is 'If I had $1,000,000' by Barenaked Ladies.
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(Nita, Kit, Zoe, Avril, and Lee are at the beach, relaxing. It is midday.)
ZOE: (Shoves a hamburger in her mouth)(Says with mouth full) Maphn. Thish ish good shtuff.
LEE: Not as good as Burger King's!
KIT: Yeah!
ZOE: Oh please, just because you work there doesn't mean it's better than anything else. Sometimes, the finer things in life cost more than $.99!
LEE: Maybe so, but you've actually got to have more money for that. Which is something none of us seems to be rolling in. (Sighs) Oh, what I'd do if I were rich.
AVRIL: What would you do?
KIT: Well...that depends on how much money he had. Right, Lee?
NITA: Like, say, a million dollars!
LEE: If I had a million dollars? Well...
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you a house
AVRIL: (Surprised) Me?
KIT:
He'd buy you a house
LEE: Of course!
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you furniture for your house
KIT:
Maybe a nice Chesterfield
ZOE:
Or an Ottoman!
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you a K-car
KIT:
A nice Reliant automobile
AVRIL: Wait a minute...are you saying my car isn't good enough?
LEE: No! I didn't mean it that way!
If I had a million dollars
I'd build a tree fort in our yard
You could help, it wouldn't be that hard.
AVRIL: That sounds fun...hey...what do you mean our yard?
LEE: Uhh, next question!
If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a refrigerator in there
AVRIL:
Wouldn't that be fabulous?
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
NITA:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you a fur coat
ZOE:
But not a real fur coat
'Cause that's cruel
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
NITA:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you an exotic pet
KIT:
Like a llama!
ZOE:
Or an emu!
AVRIL: Um...
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
He'd buy you John Merrick's remains
AVRIL: ..............
LEE: What the--?! No, I wouldn't! Who the heck is John Merrick anyways?!
ZOE:
All them crazy elephant bones
NITA: Ignore them. Kit's acting crazy again.
AVRIL: What else would you get? Aren't you going to get anything for yourself?
LEE: Well...actually...
If I had a million dollars...
I'd buy your love
ALL: (Simultaneously) Awwww!
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We'd take a limousine
KIT:
Cause it costs more!
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
You wouldn't have to eat Kraft dinner!
AVRIL: But I like Kraft dinners...
LEE:
But we would eat Kraft Dinner!
AVRIL: Oh, okay.
LEE:
Of course we would
We'd just eat more
ZOE:
And buy really expensive ketchup with it!
LEE:
That's right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchup
ALL: Mmmm.
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
NITA:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you a green dress
ZOE:
But not a real green dress
Cause that's cruel
AVRIL: I happen to like the color green.
LEE: Yeah, same here! Bug off!
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy you some art
NITA:
A Picasso or a Garfunkel
LEE:
If I had a million dollars
KIT:
If he had a million dollars
He'd buy you a monkey
LEE:
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
ZOE: That's ME, you ignorant twerp!
LEE: Oh, oops. I'd still buy you one anyways.
AVRIL: How sweet!
So, if you had a million dollars
LEE:
I'd buy your love
If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars...
If I had a million dollars...
I'd be RICH!
(Avril hugs Lee. The others tactfully say nothing. Except...)
ZOE: OOOHHH! AVRIL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! AVRIL'S GOT A BOYFRIEND! Hold on a sec...EWWWW! LEE'S ICKY! HOW CAN YOU DATE HIM?!
(Avril blushes. Lee argues with Zoe. Kit and Nita go for a stroll down the beach. Eventually, Zoe walks off too.)
AVRIL: So...did you mean all that stuff?
LEE: What stuff?
AVRIL: You know...all that stuff you said in your song. Did you mean it?
LEE: (Laughs) Every word.
(They continue talking and laughing as the day wears onward)
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Well, there we go! The next chapter will involve Ronan, Tom, and Carl! If you have any ideas for songs or plots, don't forget to post them along with your review! I will eventually incorporate all song requests!