Chapter 3
Inuyasha t.i.a
Damn. Still a week and nothing new. No towns or anything. Food was running low...
If nothing was found soon, food, or people, then everything was fucked... What were they going to do when food ran out? Well, 5 weeks should be enough. For him. For Miroku, things would be different.
They had taken out so many more hiding points they started attacking more. Their meat wasn't good. Infact, they were poisonous. If you ate some, you would die almost instantly. Almost being the key word, you suffered horribly, feeling your blood clot in the veins, stopping the flow everywhere, then your heart, still trying to force blood through these clots, would burst from exertion. Eww....
Inuyasha sighed. Sitting back against a rock. Watching Miroku prepare their meal. Most of his spices were running out. Soon Miroku had handed him their meals.
It was, least to say, annoyingly chewy and distasteful.
Rwwrragg... the sound came from outside the small cave.
"What was that?" Miroku asked, setting down the meat.
"I don't know...." Inuyasha answered. Also setting down his piece of meat, but ripping off a small piece and stuffing it in his mouth.
Miroku was first to look through the small opening that was the entrance and exit.
"what is it?" Inuyasha asked. Trying to look through, but Miroku was completely in the way. "you know if that thing attacks you..." he started.
"a hunter damner..." Miroku mumbled, causing his friend to stop.
"what?"
"A HUNTER DAMNER! an injured one! Of all things!" he grabbed his staff, but the hanyou grabbed Miroku by his sleeve.
"you're going out there?"
the monk looked at his friend and nodded.
"YOU'RE INSANE!" Inuyasha grabbed his sword. "going out there without me. If you haven't noticed..." he patted miroku's chest.
Miroku yelped slightly and clutched the wound.
"you're in no condition to fight. You know what they do. You would be slain in a second! So stay back here." Inuyasha snarled.
"screw you! It's clearly dead!"
"no. it's. not." Inuyasha started out the opening.
"fine. I'll do as I wish. Is that good?"
Inuyasha nodded.
"alright." Miroku sat for a second, watching Inuyasha walking to the hunter damner, a creature that was half cat, and half snake. The top was a cat, which then stopped at the hips, and the rest was a snake.
"ruagen."
They both stopped and looked at each other.
"ruagen?" Inuyasha mouthed to the monk, who nodded in reply. Then jumped down, from the entrance to their cave. Grabbed his chest for a moment then walked up to the damner.
"it's a word most say when they die. Not many know what it is." He said, looking at the back of the demon, which had many gashes and deep wounds. "wow. This one took a lot of damage. Look at these wounds. A couple run for more that several feet." Miroku mumbled, crouching next to it, and running his hands along the wounds.
"MIROKU!" Inuyasha grabbed him and pulled back right before the wounds started gushing blood, which ate away at the bloodstained fur.
"oh... I forgot." Miroku said slowly, standing up.
"you forgot that their blood is an acid like substance?" Inuyasha asked, then hit his friend over the back of the head with his hand.
"yeah... but it looks like..." Miroku walked to the other side and then turned away. "oh.... This is disgusting..."
Inuyasha craned his neck while he walked to see it's face. He replied in, almost the same way. "HOLY FUCK!" and leapt back.
It's face was horribly scarred, it was relying on smell for a long time, until it just died, because it's eyes were destroyed, a large gash above it's eyes proved that, they could see the path the blood took. and, upon closer inspection, they could see that the nose was also burned away. In fact, it's nose had fallen off a long time ago.
"that's nasty..." Inuyasha sighed and kicked the head, which, to surprise, fell off.
At this they screamed...
"hey Inuyasha..."
he looked up.
"what are you doing?" kagome asked, looking at Inuyasha, which was trying to read a magazine.
"reading this..." Inuyasha turned it over again. Kagome turned her head as far as it would go to try and see the cover name, which she could recognize almost instantly.
"Inuyasha? That's vanity fair." Kagome replied, Snatching it from the hanyou and showing him the cover. She pointed to the large pink letters at top.
"what? Oh..." Inuyasha looked down.
"uh... what would you want to read?" kagome asked herself, putting it back and looking through the rack of magazines.
Inuyasha looked around at the store. Kagome had called it... a giant something. Eagle? Was it?
"kagome?" Inuyasha asked, kagome was now crouching on her toes, ((kind of like the episode when kagome leapt into the well and said "I think I pulled a muscle that time." But without her arms out like that)) hands in his lap. She looked up.
"yeah?" she asked. Seeing he was trying to think of what to say.
"why is this called giant egg roll?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome almost face faulted, but instead, slipped and fell back. She let out a yelp and held her back.
"are you ok?" he asked, crouching next to her.
Kagome opened one eye, the other closed in pain. "yeah... I'll be fine in a second." She sighed. The slowly reached for a magazine.
"what?" he asked, taking it.
"it's game now. You'll like it. It has articles on final fantasy x2." She said, and upon hearing the words 'fantasy' and 'x' Miroku was there. He snatched it.
"oh..." Miroku looked quickly through. "no beautiful women..." he gave it back and walked off.
Both Inuyasha and kagome had eyes as big as a small dinner plate, and had sweat drops.
"that was weird... Yuna's pretty cute..." kagome said and stood up, brushing off her school uniform. ((I just thought... why does she almost never have something aside from that uniform? I have seen all episodes they showed so far on adult swim, but I see her only in, like 5 different sets of clothes... I'm not saying it to be picky, or perverted, I'm just saying... we only really see kagome in her school clothes... maybe she packs some clothes when she goes to feudal Japan... oh no, I'm rambling... I'll stop.))
"Yuna?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome took the game now and flipped through the pages. Then stopped and pointed to a rather slender woman with a blue eye and a green eye. Holding two guns and looking over her shoulder at the reader. And did a damn good job of looking really good.
"oh... wow... she is..." Inuyasha looked at Yuna, then at kagome.
"why is this place called giant egg roll?" he asked. She face faulted.
"it's not that. It's giant eagle." She groaned.
"it's not?" Inuyasha inquired, now Very puzzled.
"DUDE!" Inuyasha looked at the neck, the veins and pathways that had at one point, led to the things skull, were almost cauterized.
"that's... not right..." Miroku then looked at the Damners stomach, which had been ripped open.
"Inuyasha. Look." Miroku prodded the wound with the bottom end of his staff, that was a mistake. As soon as he touched it, it's entrails burped out, splaying on the ground around the wound.
"it's liver is ruptured. And its actual stomach is gone!" Miroku looked around the organs from a safe distance, noting how far away the purple gas was now and then.
"we should fan the gas away from here. look." Inuyasha pointed to the organs, which were slowly becoming nothing.
"shit. If we loose the heart..." Miroku started.
"it's fine. I hope." Inuyasha said, and drew the fang sword. "step back."
Miroku stepped back a bit, and watched as Inuyasha slashed, blowing away the gas, and the liver, which popped in the strong winds, and carried more gas away.
"nice going." Miroku flat eyed.
"would you rather die of the gasses?" Inuyasha sheathed the sword and grabbed miroku's staff. "I'll need this." He ran his claws along one side near the bottom of the staff.
"what are you doing?" he asked, then saw that Inuyasha had turned the bottom into a blade. "why did you do that?" he asked.
"you now have three weapons. The head of the staff, the wind tunnel, and this!" he pointed to a really sharp gold blade at the bottom.
"what about my spell scrolls?" Miroku asked.
"those pieces of crap? They don't work." ((remember when Inuyasha... never mind. I'll end up rambling again...)) he said and cut the fur away from the chest.
"FUCK!" Inuyasha stabbed the ribcage. "its gone. All three of them..."
Miroku walked up. "all three?" he asked.
"yeah. Damners use the most energy, and are the most active in major battles. So they need three hearts to live. One goes out most of the time. The other two then force blood into it, and it starts working again." Inuyasha explained.
"wow... how did it survive without all three?" Miroku asked.
"I might have destroyed one with the wind scar, sorry." Inuyasha pulled the staff out and handed it to Miroku.
"great... there goes our riches." Miroku sighed.
"riches? Riches?" the second time Inuyasha asked, it sounded almost frantic. "you care about riches? WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN FIND SOMEONE ELSE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD? WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ELSE IS OUT THERE? WHY NOT JUST SAY ' I HOPE I CAN FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO CARE MY CHILD!' WHY DON'T YOU? COME ON! SAY IT!" Inuyasha screamed at his friend. Then picked up a rather rock and hurled it out at the vast expanse that was once a forest. It ran through several trees and then landed.
"Inuyasha..." Miroku started.
"SAY IT! NO? FINE! I'LL SAY IT! I HOPE THAT WE FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR MIROKU TO SLEEP WITH!" Inuyasha yelled, then stopped as the staff head hit him in the face.
"Inuyasha... Draw your sword..." Miroku said slowly.
"why?" asked the hanyou.
"because it looks like the rest of the clan found us..." Miroku said.
Inuyasha looked around. He was right. There were hunters everywhere...
"alright. Are you sure?"
"yes master..." a whiney like voice said slowly.
"jakken?" the first asked.
"yes lord?"
"I hate you."
Jakken bowed. "I understand. Do you wish me to leave?"
Sesshoumaru turned to face jakken. "no. I want you to... DIE!" his eyes widened and jakken suddenly erupted into flames and started screaming.
"YOU FAILED ME TOO MANY TIMES JAKKEN!" he watched as the freaky frog thing slammed into a wall. There was a sick crunch and it stopped moving.
"you won't hurt Rin will you?" a small girl asked, looking in through the door.
"why would I?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"because Rin watched you hurt jakken..." she said.
"but I wouldn't harm you. You haven't failed me. Now Rin, go back to your room." Sesshoumaru said, and then turned to jakken's body and picked it up, hurling it out the window.
"now that's out of the way... so will many others..." he mumbled, narrowing his demon eyes.
((it's no surprise Sesshoumaru was around. And with Miroku and Inuyasha trapped, looks like things will get interesting. But if you wish to know what happens, make a guess. But I will tell you 1 thing. Heads will roll not saying what heads will and blood will fly. And finally! Jakken, That little bitch is dead! YAY. If you love jakken and wanna marry him and that stuff... then I have to say you must be the weirdest person ever to live, everyone I know hated that thing, so I killed him. In both written and typed version. Well... uh... things are happening... so it may be a while before I can get to making more of these... soon to come: the big fight. And an interview with Miroku, Inuyasha, and ME! YAY! Ok, so Good day to you reader.)) Nuva, Lord of obvious people.
Inuyasha t.i.a
Damn. Still a week and nothing new. No towns or anything. Food was running low...
If nothing was found soon, food, or people, then everything was fucked... What were they going to do when food ran out? Well, 5 weeks should be enough. For him. For Miroku, things would be different.
They had taken out so many more hiding points they started attacking more. Their meat wasn't good. Infact, they were poisonous. If you ate some, you would die almost instantly. Almost being the key word, you suffered horribly, feeling your blood clot in the veins, stopping the flow everywhere, then your heart, still trying to force blood through these clots, would burst from exertion. Eww....
Inuyasha sighed. Sitting back against a rock. Watching Miroku prepare their meal. Most of his spices were running out. Soon Miroku had handed him their meals.
It was, least to say, annoyingly chewy and distasteful.
Rwwrragg... the sound came from outside the small cave.
"What was that?" Miroku asked, setting down the meat.
"I don't know...." Inuyasha answered. Also setting down his piece of meat, but ripping off a small piece and stuffing it in his mouth.
Miroku was first to look through the small opening that was the entrance and exit.
"what is it?" Inuyasha asked. Trying to look through, but Miroku was completely in the way. "you know if that thing attacks you..." he started.
"a hunter damner..." Miroku mumbled, causing his friend to stop.
"what?"
"A HUNTER DAMNER! an injured one! Of all things!" he grabbed his staff, but the hanyou grabbed Miroku by his sleeve.
"you're going out there?"
the monk looked at his friend and nodded.
"YOU'RE INSANE!" Inuyasha grabbed his sword. "going out there without me. If you haven't noticed..." he patted miroku's chest.
Miroku yelped slightly and clutched the wound.
"you're in no condition to fight. You know what they do. You would be slain in a second! So stay back here." Inuyasha snarled.
"screw you! It's clearly dead!"
"no. it's. not." Inuyasha started out the opening.
"fine. I'll do as I wish. Is that good?"
Inuyasha nodded.
"alright." Miroku sat for a second, watching Inuyasha walking to the hunter damner, a creature that was half cat, and half snake. The top was a cat, which then stopped at the hips, and the rest was a snake.
"ruagen."
They both stopped and looked at each other.
"ruagen?" Inuyasha mouthed to the monk, who nodded in reply. Then jumped down, from the entrance to their cave. Grabbed his chest for a moment then walked up to the damner.
"it's a word most say when they die. Not many know what it is." He said, looking at the back of the demon, which had many gashes and deep wounds. "wow. This one took a lot of damage. Look at these wounds. A couple run for more that several feet." Miroku mumbled, crouching next to it, and running his hands along the wounds.
"MIROKU!" Inuyasha grabbed him and pulled back right before the wounds started gushing blood, which ate away at the bloodstained fur.
"oh... I forgot." Miroku said slowly, standing up.
"you forgot that their blood is an acid like substance?" Inuyasha asked, then hit his friend over the back of the head with his hand.
"yeah... but it looks like..." Miroku walked to the other side and then turned away. "oh.... This is disgusting..."
Inuyasha craned his neck while he walked to see it's face. He replied in, almost the same way. "HOLY FUCK!" and leapt back.
It's face was horribly scarred, it was relying on smell for a long time, until it just died, because it's eyes were destroyed, a large gash above it's eyes proved that, they could see the path the blood took. and, upon closer inspection, they could see that the nose was also burned away. In fact, it's nose had fallen off a long time ago.
"that's nasty..." Inuyasha sighed and kicked the head, which, to surprise, fell off.
At this they screamed...
"hey Inuyasha..."
he looked up.
"what are you doing?" kagome asked, looking at Inuyasha, which was trying to read a magazine.
"reading this..." Inuyasha turned it over again. Kagome turned her head as far as it would go to try and see the cover name, which she could recognize almost instantly.
"Inuyasha? That's vanity fair." Kagome replied, Snatching it from the hanyou and showing him the cover. She pointed to the large pink letters at top.
"what? Oh..." Inuyasha looked down.
"uh... what would you want to read?" kagome asked herself, putting it back and looking through the rack of magazines.
Inuyasha looked around at the store. Kagome had called it... a giant something. Eagle? Was it?
"kagome?" Inuyasha asked, kagome was now crouching on her toes, ((kind of like the episode when kagome leapt into the well and said "I think I pulled a muscle that time." But without her arms out like that)) hands in his lap. She looked up.
"yeah?" she asked. Seeing he was trying to think of what to say.
"why is this called giant egg roll?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome almost face faulted, but instead, slipped and fell back. She let out a yelp and held her back.
"are you ok?" he asked, crouching next to her.
Kagome opened one eye, the other closed in pain. "yeah... I'll be fine in a second." She sighed. The slowly reached for a magazine.
"what?" he asked, taking it.
"it's game now. You'll like it. It has articles on final fantasy x2." She said, and upon hearing the words 'fantasy' and 'x' Miroku was there. He snatched it.
"oh..." Miroku looked quickly through. "no beautiful women..." he gave it back and walked off.
Both Inuyasha and kagome had eyes as big as a small dinner plate, and had sweat drops.
"that was weird... Yuna's pretty cute..." kagome said and stood up, brushing off her school uniform. ((I just thought... why does she almost never have something aside from that uniform? I have seen all episodes they showed so far on adult swim, but I see her only in, like 5 different sets of clothes... I'm not saying it to be picky, or perverted, I'm just saying... we only really see kagome in her school clothes... maybe she packs some clothes when she goes to feudal Japan... oh no, I'm rambling... I'll stop.))
"Yuna?" Inuyasha asked. Kagome took the game now and flipped through the pages. Then stopped and pointed to a rather slender woman with a blue eye and a green eye. Holding two guns and looking over her shoulder at the reader. And did a damn good job of looking really good.
"oh... wow... she is..." Inuyasha looked at Yuna, then at kagome.
"why is this place called giant egg roll?" he asked. She face faulted.
"it's not that. It's giant eagle." She groaned.
"it's not?" Inuyasha inquired, now Very puzzled.
"DUDE!" Inuyasha looked at the neck, the veins and pathways that had at one point, led to the things skull, were almost cauterized.
"that's... not right..." Miroku then looked at the Damners stomach, which had been ripped open.
"Inuyasha. Look." Miroku prodded the wound with the bottom end of his staff, that was a mistake. As soon as he touched it, it's entrails burped out, splaying on the ground around the wound.
"it's liver is ruptured. And its actual stomach is gone!" Miroku looked around the organs from a safe distance, noting how far away the purple gas was now and then.
"we should fan the gas away from here. look." Inuyasha pointed to the organs, which were slowly becoming nothing.
"shit. If we loose the heart..." Miroku started.
"it's fine. I hope." Inuyasha said, and drew the fang sword. "step back."
Miroku stepped back a bit, and watched as Inuyasha slashed, blowing away the gas, and the liver, which popped in the strong winds, and carried more gas away.
"nice going." Miroku flat eyed.
"would you rather die of the gasses?" Inuyasha sheathed the sword and grabbed miroku's staff. "I'll need this." He ran his claws along one side near the bottom of the staff.
"what are you doing?" he asked, then saw that Inuyasha had turned the bottom into a blade. "why did you do that?" he asked.
"you now have three weapons. The head of the staff, the wind tunnel, and this!" he pointed to a really sharp gold blade at the bottom.
"what about my spell scrolls?" Miroku asked.
"those pieces of crap? They don't work." ((remember when Inuyasha... never mind. I'll end up rambling again...)) he said and cut the fur away from the chest.
"FUCK!" Inuyasha stabbed the ribcage. "its gone. All three of them..."
Miroku walked up. "all three?" he asked.
"yeah. Damners use the most energy, and are the most active in major battles. So they need three hearts to live. One goes out most of the time. The other two then force blood into it, and it starts working again." Inuyasha explained.
"wow... how did it survive without all three?" Miroku asked.
"I might have destroyed one with the wind scar, sorry." Inuyasha pulled the staff out and handed it to Miroku.
"great... there goes our riches." Miroku sighed.
"riches? Riches?" the second time Inuyasha asked, it sounded almost frantic. "you care about riches? WHEN WE CAN'T EVEN FIND SOMEONE ELSE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN WORLD? WHEN WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO ELSE IS OUT THERE? WHY NOT JUST SAY ' I HOPE I CAN FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN TO CARE MY CHILD!' WHY DON'T YOU? COME ON! SAY IT!" Inuyasha screamed at his friend. Then picked up a rather rock and hurled it out at the vast expanse that was once a forest. It ran through several trees and then landed.
"Inuyasha..." Miroku started.
"SAY IT! NO? FINE! I'LL SAY IT! I HOPE THAT WE FIND A BEAUTIFUL WOMAN FOR MIROKU TO SLEEP WITH!" Inuyasha yelled, then stopped as the staff head hit him in the face.
"Inuyasha... Draw your sword..." Miroku said slowly.
"why?" asked the hanyou.
"because it looks like the rest of the clan found us..." Miroku said.
Inuyasha looked around. He was right. There were hunters everywhere...
"alright. Are you sure?"
"yes master..." a whiney like voice said slowly.
"jakken?" the first asked.
"yes lord?"
"I hate you."
Jakken bowed. "I understand. Do you wish me to leave?"
Sesshoumaru turned to face jakken. "no. I want you to... DIE!" his eyes widened and jakken suddenly erupted into flames and started screaming.
"YOU FAILED ME TOO MANY TIMES JAKKEN!" he watched as the freaky frog thing slammed into a wall. There was a sick crunch and it stopped moving.
"you won't hurt Rin will you?" a small girl asked, looking in through the door.
"why would I?" Sesshoumaru asked.
"because Rin watched you hurt jakken..." she said.
"but I wouldn't harm you. You haven't failed me. Now Rin, go back to your room." Sesshoumaru said, and then turned to jakken's body and picked it up, hurling it out the window.
"now that's out of the way... so will many others..." he mumbled, narrowing his demon eyes.
((it's no surprise Sesshoumaru was around. And with Miroku and Inuyasha trapped, looks like things will get interesting. But if you wish to know what happens, make a guess. But I will tell you 1 thing. Heads will roll not saying what heads will and blood will fly. And finally! Jakken, That little bitch is dead! YAY. If you love jakken and wanna marry him and that stuff... then I have to say you must be the weirdest person ever to live, everyone I know hated that thing, so I killed him. In both written and typed version. Well... uh... things are happening... so it may be a while before I can get to making more of these... soon to come: the big fight. And an interview with Miroku, Inuyasha, and ME! YAY! Ok, so Good day to you reader.)) Nuva, Lord of obvious people.